I'm a freakin' idiot.

[ShallowsNole]

Honey, the house I grew up in had plumbing issues and TWO illegal-by-todays-standards septic tanks. We could not even flush toilet paper, which is likely what made me into the shameless person I am today. There is nothing anyone could tell me about old pipes and - uh - backups that would gross me out, because chances are good I've had to deal with it.

We have a picture, somewhere, of my dad, in his constable uniform, digging the drainfield for the one in the front yard, grinning.

 

[NoHall]

Honey, the house I grew up in had plumbing issues and TWO illegal-by-todays-standards septic tanks. We could not even flush toilet paper, which is likely what made me into the shameless person I am today. There is nothing anyone could tell me about old pipes and - uh - backups that would gross me out, because chances are good I've had to deal with it.

We have a picture, somewhere, of my dad, in his constable uniform, digging the drainfield for the one in the front yard, grinning.

This is awesome...(And I've certainly dug up my own septic tank a couple of times!)

My biggest problem is with roots growing into the lines/drainfield. I think that with the drought lately, that has become worse--the plants are seeking out the lines more than they did. So I blame Florida and Alabama for my plumbing, too!

 

[Truffle Anne]

As if Rep and Thanks are not already confusing enough--do we really need gold stars?

.

Could we have some smart epaulettes to put them on? Maybe hats so the chicklets could go 'round the band?

 

[NoHall]

Could we have some smart epaulettes to put them on? Maybe hats so the chicklets could go 'round the band?

NOOOOO! My military school is finally getting rid of the army shirts, so no epaulets!

 

[Truffle Anne]

NOOOOO! My military school is finally getting rid of the army shirts, so no epaulets!

pasties?

 

[NoHall]

pasties?

Ummm...I think that one of us has a different definition of "pasties" than does the other of us...

 

[Matt J]

We have a picture, somewhere, of my dad, in his constable uniform, digging the drainfield for the one in the front yard, grinning.

Walton County history at it's finest.

Could we have some smart epaulettes to put them on? Maybe hats so the chicklets could go 'round the band?

Are you trying to turn this into a Red Hat club?

As if Rep and Thanks are not already confusing enough--do we really need gold stars?

Thank goodness my toilet wasn't acting up. This thread could have gotten silly.

We've always had gold stars, you vote on each thread and it will rate it from 1 to 5 stars. I'll show you by voting for 5 stars, cause this thread deserves it. Well we did have it before. Maybe it's one more thing that the lounge doesn't get.

Ummm...I think that one of us has a different definition of "pasties" than does the other of us...

Broke link.

 

[Truffle Anne]

Walton County history at it's finest.



Are you trying to turn this into a Red Hat club?



We've always had gold stars, you vote on each thread and it will rate it from 1 to 5 stars. I'll show you by voting for 5 stars, cause this thread deserves it. Well we did have it before. Maybe it's one more thing that the lounge doesn't get.



Broke link.

SORRY!!! I keep forgetting that this is supposed to be about sewage/poo/wastewater/excrement/sullage/night soil/sewers/eau d'egout/foulness backed up into homes/cowpies (need more cowbell)/sludge/ crap/stinkies/numbersoneandtwo on tap/POO.
If that's how you wanna entertain yer'selves, go 'head. Urine 'titled to. ;-)

 

[Matt J]

Since things were going down hill anyway. :roll:

YouTube - the most greatest fart in the world

 

[Truffle Anne]

Since things were going down hill anyway. :roll:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YKMUxc98ZDE&feature=related

Oh, scat.