Camp souvenir + game

[NoHall]

That ranks right up there with me throwing my back out by sneezing as I walked across the living room or by picking up a can of dog food!

...you knew I would laugh! It sounds like something you immediately look around and hope no one saw! Thank goodness you didn't out your eye out!



...now that's crazy!

How about sitting on the potty and coughing so violently that you end up on the floor with a cracked rib! I don't think Mr. K ever recovered from taking me to the ER on that one.

At least I don't feel quite so stupid when y'all are around.

that may be boring, but i bet it hurt like hail, or made you wanna cuss. ouch.

I didn't much care who saw...thought I would pass out. As soon as I got to school I went to the infirmary and got some ice. Fat lot of good it did me.

So. Now that I've outed myself, does anyone know how to get rid of a black eye? I've found that makeup just doesn't help at all...

 

[ameliaj]

But did you look around to see if anybody was looking??

 

[Matt J]

At least I don't feel quite so stupid when y'all are around.


I didn't much care who saw...thought I would pass out. As soon as I got to school I went to the infirmary and got some ice. Fat lot of good it did me.

So. Now that I've outed myself, does anyone know how to get rid of a black eye? I've found that makeup just doesn't help at all...

Look for "eye lightner" in the cosmetics section, works grayt on hung over eyes that have dark circles under them. This of course is just useless trivia told to me over the years. ;-)

 

[Miss Kitty]

Get a pink eye patch from BB and work it!

 

[Beachbummette]

Alright...but only because it's your birthday.

I sneezed when I was getting in my car and hit the corner of my eye on the corner of my window. Pretty boring.

Dunelaker gets lots of points for creative writing, but I like the one about taking pictures at Seaside...

Oh, that's way too boring! Cocktails must have been involved somewhere. If not, say they were!

 

[Miss Kitty]

Oh, that's way too boring! Cocktails must have been involved somewhere. If not, say they were!

For real! Embellish when in doubt. ;-)

 

[Phoenix Rising]

How about a skydiving accident?

 

[NoHall]

But did you look around to see if anybody was looking??

Hail, no. I don't have that much pride. I've been a klutz for so long that I just assume that the entire world expects it of me. Besides, there was only one other car at that set of pumps, and it was facing the other way.

Look for "eye lightner" in the cosmetics section, works grayt on hung over eyes that have dark circles under them. This of course is just useless trivia told to me over the years. ;-)

Yep, I'm out of concealer. I haven't used base in years because I'm out in the sun so much--my face is never the same color two days in a row. That mofo is PURPLE. I was able to pancake some base and translucent powder this morning, but it still showed through a bit.

Get a pink eye patch from BB and work it!

Get one from BB? Who says I don't have one of my own? We had a band at camp called "The Funky, Funky Eyepatches" and they offered me the loan of their patches.

Oh, that's way too boring! Cocktails must have been involved somewhere. If not, say they were!

Cocktails at 7 a.m.? Not quite. They came later in the week.

For real! Embellish when in doubt. ;-)

That's why I have you gulls!

How about a skydiving accident?

"Yeah, I was jumping out of a plane and landed on my eye." I like that...

 

[Matt J]

Cocktails at 7am on July 4th. It's the only way to go.

 

[NoHall]

Cocktails at 7am on July 4th. It's the only way to go.

Maybe I SHOULD start drinking at 7 a.m. I don't do so well when I'm sober...