all of the beach essentials:
pineapple juice and coconut vodka
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diet cokes :roll:
...the big one....OZARKA WATER!
I agree with coffee but have to add smokes !! No life or function without my caffeine and nicotine.
Charmin, chocolate reisen candy....omg, i get addicted sometimes.
Miss Kitty, I love you above all other.
I'd never have found "writermeetauthor" on the web had it not been for your chocolate reisens. I had to google it, just on the off chance that you didn't really mean "raisin," and I guess you didn't, because there's a whole hit list out there in cyberspace devoted to reisens. (You DO mean reisens, don't you??)Here's the funniest of the bunch and thanks for the giggle!
Screw Cheese? I?ve got Reisen
We have a mouse at work. One of my co-workers is pushing the limits of non-obsession with catching the little bugger. She has traps set out all over the place and she checks them religiously each day to see if she?s gotten lucky (which I guess would be unlucky for the mouse?).
This morning she entered the office and noticed a bag of chocolate reisen quivering on the desk ever so slightly. She froze, her gaze fixed upon the bag of chocolatey goodness. To her horror, the back end of a mouse slowly began to inch it?s way out of the bag? wiggling? jerking?
The mouse had nabbed himself a reisen, and was attempting to drag it away.
When his body had completely emerged from the bag, he froze. His head slowly turned until he was facing the woman watching him from the door. The hunter and the prey? eye?s fixed? neither moving? each hoping the other would cave first and look away.
The mouse caved first, and with a crazed jump, sent the bag of reisen hurtling through the air and candy flying as if a meteor had crashed into the desk.
As the mouse became projectile, my co-worker shrieked in terror. She continued to scream until the mouse had made his way back into the recesses of the wall. But not without his chocolate reisen. Oh yes? he took it with him.
Now my co-worker is convinced she?s going to catch the mouse with his sweet-tooth. She has all the traps baited with oatmeal cream pie.
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DD, thanks for the post and who the heck cares where you stole the question from!! It's interesting what our necessities are. We go beserk in this house if we run out of:
1. Milk for coffee and cereal in the a.m.
2. Trader Joe's French roast coffee to flavor the milk with.
3. The holy trinity of onions, garlic, and peppers. No trinity no dinner!
Miss Kitty, I love you above all other.
Here's the funniest of the bunch and thanks for the giggle!
Screw Cheese? I?ve got Reisen
July 3, 2005
We have a mouse at work. One of my co-workers is pushing the limits of non-obsession with catching the little bugger. She has traps set out all over the place and she checks them religiously each day to see if she?s gotten lucky (which I guess would be unlucky for the mouse?).
This morning she entered the office and noticed a bag of chocolate reisen quivering on the desk ever so slightly. She froze, her gaze fixed upon the bag of chocolatey goodness. To her horror, the back end of a mouse slowly began to inch it?s way out of the bag? wiggling? jerking?
The mouse had nabbed himself a reisen, and was attempting to drag it away.
When his body had completely emerged from the bag, he froze. His head slowly turned until he was facing the woman watching him from the door. The hunter and the prey? eye?s fixed? neither moving? each hoping the other would cave first and look away.
The mouse caved first, and with a crazed jump, sent the bag of reisen hurtling through the air and candy flying as if a meteor had crashed into the desk.
As the mouse became projectile, my co-worker shrieked in terror. She continued to scream until the mouse had made his way back into the recesses of the wall. But not without his chocolate reisen. Oh yes? he took it with him.
Now my co-worker is convinced she?s going to catch the mouse with his sweet-tooth. She has all the traps baited with oatmeal cream pie.
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DD, thanks for the post and who the heck cares where you stole the question from!! It's interesting what our necessities are. We go beserk in this house if we run out of:
1. Milk for coffee and cereal in the a.m.
2. Trader Joe's French roast coffee to flavor the milk with.
3. The holy trinity of onions, garlic, and peppers. No trinity no dinner!
Great story!! Reisen rocks!!