Driver Pulls Gun on Cyclists This Morning

[florida girl]

You tell 'em, girl. I know from experience that if you let your 2-year-olds throw loud parties and grow pot in the yard, they'll be turning tricks and making meth by the time they're in kindergarten, and the whole neighborhood goes down the toilet.

Keep those standards high, and if they balk you need to brandish a firearm at the kiddies.

Gee, I didn't know 2 year olds could sign a rental agreement! That's a bit over the top don't you think?

 

[NoHall]

Gee, I didn't know 2 year olds could sign a rental agreement! That's a bit over the top don't you think?

Yes. Silly me.

 

[Miss Kitty]

Gee, I didn't know 2 year olds could sign a rental agreement! That's a bit over the top don't you think?

Hello pot...meet kettle!

 

[florida girl]

By the way, I don't know if you guys go outside much, but the dogflies have been bad lately, whatever happened to the dogfly plane?

 

[florida girl]

I thought you had been following along. Floridagirl hates non-native people, and she is especially against people riding bicycles, and thinks that they should have guns waved at them to help get their butts off the road. florida girl is also running for the Mosquito Control Board, and they drive orange trucks. Then, the Mosquito Control guy chimed in about needing more spray and black balls with glue (by the way, the last time I checked, glue is indeed a chemical). So, I really don't have the wrong orange truck. If it comes down my driveway, gassing me, my dogs, and the hundreds of plants and animals in my yard, I will be waving my bicycle at the driver, and I might even pop his legs with my fishing pole. Surely, that will smart.

That's completely ridiculous!

 

[30A Skunkape]

Not true about the child, I do however have a noise ordinance concerning load music/parties, and I don't allow tenants to grow pot in the yard!

I thought you wanted economic diversity beyond beaches and trinket shops?

 

[Bob]

what's going on here??

 

[Matt J]

By the way, I don't know if you guys go outside much, but the dogflies have been bad lately, whatever happened to the dogfly plane?

Actually more so than last year and I have yet to be bitten. Anymore assinine theories you'd like to throw out there?

 

[Matt J]

That's completely ridiculous!

You're the expert.

 

[Jdarg]

No dog flies here. I haven't seen one all summer.

I have been bitten by a yellow fly this summer. Once. it hurt, but I'll live.

The mosquitoes are bad some days and OK on others, but nothing that would prompt me to call for an extra spray dose.