Drink of choice

[elgordoboy]

Tara Reid's bath water--with a squeeze of lemon

What's the lemon for? To kill the cooties?
I copied/pasted my above post from a doper's site..I do not do smack lol, or speedball or...whatever.

 

[NoHall]

It use to be vodka and cranberry. I had a little "nudge from the judge" and he decided the county and my family would be better off if I stuck with water. That was almost ten years ago and boy he was right on!

My students ask me what I drink. I tell them I'm a freakin' teacher--I don't have the time or the money!

 

[DD]

What's the lemon for? To kill the cooties?
I copied/pasted my above post from a doper's site..I do not do smack lol, or speedball or...whatever.

Whew! You had me rethinking some recent decisions.

 

[elgordoboy]

Whew! You had me rethinking some recent decisions.

I can imagine you reading my post, eyes geting larger and larger as they roll over each word.

 

[DD]

I can imagine you reading my post, eyes geting larger and larger as they roll over each word.

Somehow I knew it was BS.

 

[Miss Kitty]

Somehow I knew it was BS.

I feel smart like DD, it was so BS.

 

[Rudyjohn]

ice cold A&W root beer
cherry coke
cherry limeade
cappuccino

 

[ClintClint]

What's the lemon for? To kill the cooties?
I copied/pasted my above post from a doper's site..I do not do smack lol, or speedball or...whatever.

The lemon juice dissolves the soap bubbles--They give me gas.
For the cooties, I add 3 drops of Clorox.
For any other pervs who might want to try this--with or without a little umbrella-- I must warn you that after every 10 drinks you need a shot of Liquid Plumber, or you can just wait to cough up the hairball.

 

[drunkkenartist]

Room-temperature skim milk with no-sugar-added Nesquik.

Tara Reid's bath water--with a squeeze of lemon

I'm not sure which is worse, they both sound disgusting.

I definitely prefer opiates. If I smoke rock and don't have dope to come down on it makes me so so so dope sick it's not the slightest bit humorous. I don't like stimulants, downers are my friends. I will admit though, I do enjoy shooting a nice strong speedball, and even though I don't like any of the perscription amphetamines I've ever tried I would like to try some meth simply because it's so damn rare were I live. I won't even take cold medicine with pseodoepdrine in it. This is how a good deal of my friends are. Most people I know are either stimulant or downer people. Not to say none of them ever take a drug outside of their category, but 90% of the time they don't. I only have one friend that enjoys both but she usually leans toward opiates, at least now, she used to lean toward crack.

And to think you were my designated driver at the last Soiree....(to which I'm still graytful for, but I think this year I'll drive myself, thank you very much).

My most favoritist drink of all time is Southern Comfort and Squirt.

A bartender up in Warren, Ohio introduced that to me 26 years ago and I've been hooked on it ever since. Its the perfect cocktail.

For years (a couple of decades actually) I couldn't find Squirt on the panhandle and SterlingRose would have to bring down cases of it from Ohio when she'd drive down.

Of course now that it's available here, I've sworn of Soda and rarely drink anything but good old fashioned water.

Yes, I am the reason Budweiser has been up for sale.

 

[NoHall]

I definitely prefer opiates. If I smoke rock and don't have dope to come down on it makes me so so so dope sick it's not the slightest bit humorous. I don't like stimulants, downers are my friends. I will admit though, I do enjoy shooting a nice strong speedball, and even though I don't like any of the perscription amphetamines I've ever tried I would like to try some meth simply because it's so damn rare were I live. I won't even take cold medicine with pseodoepdrine in it. This is how a good deal of my friends are. Most people I know are either stimulant or downer people. Not to say none of them ever take a drug outside of their category, but 90% of the time they don't. I only have one friend that enjoys both but she usually leans toward opiates, at least now, she used to lean toward crack.

Did you cut and paste this off the political forum somewhere?