Scuse me while I touch this guy

[NoHall]

Hilarious video...I had to look up the lyrics:

YouTube - Touch My Body (Tuts My Barreh) / Karaoke Fail (English subtitles)

"Touch My Body"

MC, you're the place to be
Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah
Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah

I know that you've been waiting for it
I'm waiting too
In my imagination I'd be all up on you
I know you got that fever for me
Hundred and two
And boy I know I feel the same
My temperature's through the roof

[Chorus:]
If there's a camera up in here
Then it's gonna leave with me
When I do (I do)
If there's a camera up in here
Then I'd best not catch this flick
On YouTube (YouTube)
'Cause if you run your mouth and brag
About this secret rendezvous
I will hunt you down
'Cause they be all up in my bidness
Like a Wendy Interview
But this is private
Between you and I

Touch my body
Put me on the floor
Wrestle me around
Play with me some more
Touch my body
Throw me on the bed
I just wanna make you feel
Like you never did.
Touch my body
Let me wrap my thighs
All around your waist
Just a little taste
Touch my body
Know you love my curves
Come on and give me what I deserve
And touch my body.

Boy you can put me on you
Like a brand new white tee
I'll hug your body tighter
Than my favorite jeans
I want you to caress me
Like a tropical breeze
And float away with you
In the Caribbean Sea

[Chorus]

Touch my body
Put me on the floor
Wrestle me around
Play with me some more
Touch my body
Throw me on the bed
I just wanna make you feel
Like you never did.
Touch my body
Let me wrap my thighs
All around your waist
Just a little taste
Touch my body
Know you love my curves
Come on and give me what I deserve
And touch my body.

I'm gonna treat you like a teddy bear
You won't wanna go nowhere
In the lap of luxury
Baby just turn to me
You won't want for nothing boy
I will give you plenty
Touch my body

Touch my body
Put me on the floor
Wrestle me around
Play with me some more
Touch my body
Throw me on the bed
I just wanna make you feel
Like you never did.
Touch my body
Let me wrap my thighs
All around your waist
Just a little taste
Touch my body
Know you love my curves
Come on and give me what I deserve
And touch my body.

Oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah
Oh yeah oh yeah
Oh oh oh oh yeah
Touch my body...

 

[Beach Runner]

How many electronic products have you bought in which the documentation was written by Asians or Indians? Broken English. Same thing in this video. In their defense I have no skillz in their native languages, so they are one-up on me.

NoHall, isn't it, " 'xcuse me while I kiss this guy"?:funn:
EDIT: http://www.kissthisguy.com/

No problem. You weren't even born when Jimi Hendrix sang this.

 

[NoHall]

How many electronic products have you bought in which the documentation was written by Asians or Indians? Broken English. Same thing in this video. In their defense I have no skillz in their native languages, so they are one-up on me.

NoHall, isn't it, " 'xcuse me while I kiss this guy"?:funn:

Yep--I misquoted the misquote and didn't realize it before I hit the button!

 

[hnooe]

I always thought it was "Scuse me while I kiss the SKY"!!!... u know, kind of an LSD reference.

 

[Beach Runner]

I always thought it was "Scuse me while I kiss the SKY"!!!... u know, kind of an LSD reference.

You are right. It's just that "kiss this guy" is a common misinterpretation of the lyrics, as per the name of the website that I posted.

 

[sunspotbaby]

NoHall, I'm worried about you.

 

[potatovixen]

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Have funn.

 

[NoHall]

NoHall, I'm worried about you.

Get in line!

Engrish Funny: Engrish Pictures That Is Your Funny Engrish
Have funn.

I didn't even open your link. Last time I went to that site, I was on there for about 3 days and nearly hyperventilated from laughing.


I feel about 4 flavors of guilty for admitting that. I fuss at my American Mutt students for making fun of the way our Asian students talk, but then the Asian students make fun of themselves...apparently it is undeniably, objectively funny.

 

[Miss Critter]

So NoHall, is this the song that you are currently working on with your music class??

 

[NoHall]

So NoHall, is this the song that you are currently working on with your music class??

:leaving: