update....it has been rainy all day and the "family next door" is quiet as a mouse 
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update....it has been rainy all day and the "family next door" is quiet as a mouse
I want your life right now.
update....it has been rainy all day and the "family next door" is quiet as a mouse
everyone wants my lifeit really is ridiculous
Laughing this much is probably illegal somewhere.
Why can't you do tequila shots if you're married? 
Why can't you do tequila shots if you're married?
You'll have to ask the new colleague.
either. But, it's funn logic, I thinks.
Why can't you do tequila shots if you're married?
Because no one has said the following vow (ever):
"I promise to carry you out of the bar, allow you to vomit in the parking lot, hold your golden hair while you paint that strangers hood, drive you home stopping for every drive heave you think is vomit, carry you inside, chase you around the house after some drunken energy kicks in, steam clean the stains the following morning after cooking you breakfast, and clearing the evidence from the camera you had to bring."
Because no one has said the following vow (ever):
"I promise to carry you out of the bar, allow you to vomit in the parking lot, hold your golden hair while you paint that strangers hood, drive you home stopping for every drive heave you think is vomit, carry you inside, chase you around the house after some drunken energy kicks in, steam clean the stains the following morning after cooking you breakfast, and clearing the evidence from the camera you had to bring."
Au Contraire, my little straightdude. Mr. DD not only said those vows, he's kept all of them.
DD, that's soooooooo sweet!