We'll miss you at the soiree and at brunch! 
If, for some reason there is no bonfire I'll find something to start on fire in your honor!

If, for some reason there is no bonfire I'll find something to start on fire in your honor!
We'll miss you at the soiree and at brunch!
If, for some reason there is no bonfire I'll find something to start on fire in your honor!![]()
After careful analysis of recent trends, I've decided what the theme should be since most people will show up wearing these thing anyway.
Jorts, Crocs, and Vera Wang handbags.
That is all.
bada bing! I cant believe that it took a wench that long to make that comment!well, i've got the jorts, and the crocs....alas, i have no wang![]()
well, i've got the jorts, and the crocs....alas, i have no wang![]()
bada bing! I cant believe that it took a wench that long to make that comment!![]()
I have an extra laying around somewhere from a costume party.![]()
Don't wait until a Saturday. I am told that code enforcement sells the fire permits now.
And I'm fairly sure I'll be there. I think I have a date.
I have jorts. I have Crocs. And I plan to stop at Pizza Villa at Exit 18 on I-85 to buy a fake Vera Bradleypuke
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