You might be a cougar if....

[Matt J]

- You don't own a girdle in any color but black and wear it with white pants.
- You've ever been dancing and the bouncer rushes in because he thinks you're having a seizure.
- You can't set down your wine glass/martini long enough to get through one dance
- Gold lame is your favorite color.

Keep it going folks.

 

[audie]

the gold lame reminds me of the episode of golden girls where dorothy said she looks like the mother of a solid gold dancer :funn:

 

[hnooe]

In terms of "69," if your sequential tail lights get stuck. (swgb won't get this, singin chicken will).

 

[hnooe]

If your round table of gal friends at Renezvous, like you, are all wearing turtlenecks.

 

[Beach Runner]

... you are an older female who swoons over Justin Timberlake.

If you are a male who swoons over JT, I'm not sure what that's called.;-)

 

[CincyBeachGirl]

Cougar Barbie

[nomedia="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YoxinrukTYg"]YouTube - cougar barbie[/nomedia]

 

[Will B]

In terms of "69," if you sequential tail lights get stuck. (swgb won't get this, singin chicken will).

LOL!!! I'm a Mustang man not a Cougar man!

 

[Lynnie]

... you are an older female who swoons over Justin Timberlake.

If you are a male who swoons over JT, I'm not sure what that's called.;-)

I could Demi Moore Justin Timberlake - MEOW! Does that make me a Kooga? ;-) And, he's so danged cute these days! Leonardo DiCaprio, too~~~~~

 

[Matt J]

... you are an older female who swoons over Justin Timberlake.

If you are a male who swoons over JT, I'm not sure what that's called.;-)

Funny you should ask, we came up with some new terms last night.

Cougar - A female of a certain age who is financially stable and pursues younger men.
Cougay - A male of a certain age who is financially stable and pursues younger men.
Silver Back - A male of a certain age who is financially stable and pursues younger women.
Puppy - A younger male who pursues women of a certain age and financial stability.

 

[Beach Runner]

Funny you should ask, we came up with some new terms last night.

Cougar - A female of a certain age who is financially stable and pursues younger men.
Cougay - A male of a certain age who is financially stable and pursues younger men.
Silver Back - A male of a certain age who is financially stable and pursues younger women.
Puppy - A younger male who pursues women of a certain age and financial stability.