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scooterbug44

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May 8, 2007
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Well, we are all familiar with the ridiculous number of phone books being thrown off the back of a truck,,,, but how about these damn Walton Suns?!! I swear, they litter my entire street. Whoever delivers them must have to get rid of a certain quantity, and that doesn't necessarily mean throwing them at legitimate stops. EVERY SATURDAY there are papers thrown at houses obviously shuttered up because they are vacation homes, or anywhere there is a break in the road (mock driveway), or just plain in the middle of the road. Anyone else sick of the reckless delivery of the useless papers?
The Sun has requested that anyone seeing a delivery person do this call them - not only is it litter, but those papers cost $!
 

sunspotbaby

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Mar 31, 2006
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some payback!

I thought I'd share this little story Hubby told me yesterday.

So Steve is up on the umpteenth floor yesterday waiting for an AC to thaw and he's on the balcony. He sees a van pull into the parking lot and out comes about 6 Mexicans loaded down with phone books. In no time, one is on the floor he is on, dropping books at every door. Steve tells him to pick them all up. Little Mexican goes on about not speaking English, so he is "picked up" by the neck of his shirt and escorted to a phone book, where it's put back on his stack, then he walks on like he's leaving.

Steve goes back into the unit. Comes back out a minute later, and there's a freakin' phone book in front of every door again!

He looks over at the other two buildings and can see them running along dropping phone books. So he goes to the van, where the boss is waiting...tells him they need to pick up every book on the property. Boss gets on his phone to his boss, who says no, deliver them all. Fine, Steve says. He went and got his truck and blocked their van in. :rotfl:

Steve's boss came out and asked what was the problem. The boss man said "we deliver" so Steve's boss said get your boss on the phone. Big boss was told "If you want any phone books delivered at all today, I suggest you load these up, otherwise all your little workers will be sitting in my parking lot all day with your phone books. They aren't going anywhere.

So they went and got all the phone books. They couldn't even load them up, Steve's truck was so close to their van.
:lol:
He made them count all of them before he'd move the truck just to make sure they got every one.

Steve's boss said "good move" :D

I wish I knew when they going to sneak down my dead end street.:bang:
 

ChillPill

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Apr 8, 2009
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I actually like getting a free Walton Sun every now and then, but I've noticed many driveways that have a large amount of newspapers and phonebooks strewn about from over a period of time.... it just screams out to thieves "Hey look at me, I'm a vacant house!"
 

scooterbug44

SoWal Expert
May 8, 2007
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I ran off the phone book delivery guy last week. :blush:

They like to deliver books in brightly colored plastic bags to the side door I never use and it drives me nuts - like a neon sign saying "rob this house." :angry:

Not to mention I have already received more phone books than there are MONTHS in the year. :bang:
 

aggieb

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Sep 18, 2007
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I thought I'd share this little story Hubby told me yesterday.

So Steve is up on the umpteenth floor yesterday waiting for an AC to thaw and he's on the balcony. He sees a van pull into the parking lot and out comes about 6 Mexicans loaded down with phone books. In no time, one is on the floor he is on, dropping books at every door. Steve tells him to pick them all up. Little Mexican goes on about not speaking English, so he is "picked up" by the neck of his shirt and escorted to a phone book, where it's put back on his stack, then he walks on like he's leaving.

Steve goes back into the unit. Comes back out a minute later, and there's a freakin' phone book in front of every door again!

He looks over at the other two buildings and can see them running along dropping phone books. So he goes to the van, where the boss is waiting...tells him they need to pick up every book on the property. Boss gets on his phone to his boss, who says no, deliver them all. Fine, Steve says. He went and got his truck and blocked their van in. :rotfl:

Steve's boss came out and asked what was the problem. The boss man said "we deliver" so Steve's boss said get your boss on the phone. Big boss was told "If you want any phone books delivered at all today, I suggest you load these up, otherwise all your little workers will be sitting in my parking lot all day with your phone books. They aren't going anywhere.

So they went and got all the phone books. They couldn't even load them up, Steve's truck was so close to their van.
:lol:
He made them count all of them before he'd move the truck just to make sure they got every one.

Steve's boss said "good move" :D

I wish I knew when they going to sneak down my dead end street.:bang:
funny as hail.
 

bluemtnrunner

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Dec 31, 2007
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A guy just came to my door to deliver yet ANOTHER book. That makes 6 in the past three months. I asked him to please not leave the book. He said that there would be too much paperwork if he didn't leave it. He was a nice guy and suddenly I started to feel bad for HIM....Dang it. I DON"T WANT PHONE BOOKS. He said that as a small business owner he would never pay to advertise in on of them.
I'm seriously considering a very verbal boycott of the adverstisers if I cannot get the book company to stop sending them. This is a horrible waste of resources. Where is the phone book don't send number? Where is their headquarters? I'll come around to all of you, pickup unwanted books and deposit them in front of their door, exec's cars, heck the front doors of the exec's houses.
 

30ABandMan

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Apr 1, 2007
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I saw two dudes at the Tom Thumb the other day with an El Camino FULL of them...
Packaged for distribution...what a waste.
 

Desso

Beach Lover
Feb 8, 2008
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That story was really hilarious sunspotbaby. I love the part where the little Mexican is "picked up" by the neck of his shirt and escorted to a phonebook. And to make it even better he detained "the Mexicans" in the parking lot while he involved himself in something which was really none of his business. Illegal involvement actually. He's fortunate he wasn't arrested or jumped. The ignoramuses of Walton salute these heroic actions.
 

Matt J

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May 9, 2007
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That story was really hilarious sunspotbaby. I love the part where the little Mexican is "picked up" by the neck of his shirt and escorted to a phonebook. And to make it even better he detained "the Mexicans" in the parking lot while he involved himself in something which was really none of his business. Illegal involvement actually. He's fortunate he wasn't arrested or jumped. The ignoramuses of Walton salute these heroic actions.

Wow what a crank. What about no soliciting signs that these people blatantly ignore? I understand that if you have phone service it probably gives the provider the right to deliver a phone book, but the rest of these peoples rank right up there with vacuum sales people, Mormons, Jehovah's Witnesses, and any one else pushing crap on my door step.

P.S. It is his business as he is the maintenance man. Generally issues of health and safety fall under that job title. Who do you think would have been told to remove all the wet moldy unused or retrieved phone books?
 
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