
Wow, someone laughed all the way to the bank when they cashed that grant check.

"She said she was meeting her boyfriend in Key West and wanted to be ready for the visit," Dunick told the Key West Citizen.
It gets weirder. In order to pay full attention to her sensitive regions, police say Barnes enlisted her ex-husband, Charles Judy, who was riding shotgun, to hold the wheel.
Yes, her ex-husband.
stimulus package. :roll:
In other news, a woman crashes her car because she was 'mowing the lawn' while trying to drive.
Distracted Driver: Police Say Woman Crashes Car While Shaving Her Privates - ABC News

So, was she nekked while driving?