[FONT="]A Birthday Blessing for Rapunzel[/FONT]
[FONT="]March 24, 2010[/FONT]
[FONT="]Is Punzy too young for a beer on the beach?[/FONT]
[FONT="]or is she too old to drink a beer and hold her pee when [/FONT]
[FONT="]out and about Grayton these days?[/FONT]
[FONT="]or does she give a sheet either way, indicating that she is in fact getting old enough to just not give a sheet (like some old puckers – you know who you are).[/FONT]
[FONT="]How old IS this Georgia native wench anyway?[/FONT]
[FONT="]However old Punz may be, may she be young in her heart[/FONT]
[FONT="]and not at all old in her heart[/FONT]
[FONT="]like that of an old fart[/FONT]
[FONT="]in fact punzy is quite the opposite of that kind of tart..[/FONT]
[FONT="]I wish her a happy birthday[/FONT]
[FONT="]Filled with so much laughter that perhaps she shall pee her pants and even shart.[/FONT]
[FONT="]TOOTSIE[/FONT]
[FONT="]Her hair is her heart[/FONT]
[FONT="]So we've been told[/FONT]
[FONT="]She shampoos and brushes as Skunky gets old[/FONT]
[FONT="]Waiting and pacing while watching his clock[/FONT]
[FONT="]When she finally appears his agitation folds[/FONT]
[FONT="]those shiny coifed tresses really knocks off his "darned" socks![/FONT]
[FONT="]GTTBM[/FONT]
[FONT="]She doesn't like cats
Or turds of the bat
But saavy she is when it comes to politics
Heaven knows she's taken her licks
We can never fault her for sticking to her guns
And always, always adding to the FUNN.[/FONT]
[FONT="]Punzy is Sowal's Rachel Zoe[/FONT]
[FONT="]She'd rather be wearing Manolo[/FONT]
[FONT="]Always costumed to the nines[/FONT]
[FONT="]She especially loves her bold red wines.[/FONT]
[FONT="]Punzy is as smart as a whip[/FONT]
[FONT="]Be careful before you give any lip[/FONT]
[FONT="]She's a wonderful giver of her time[/FONT]
[FONT="]Ask Patrick, she'll give you her last dime![/FONT]
[FONT="]I heart my sweet Punzy an awful lot[/FONT]
[FONT="]Let's go to T's and do a shot![/FONT]
[FONT="]Have a happy bday, my wonderful pal[/FONT]
[FONT="]You are one heck of a sowal gal![/FONT]
[FONT="]MISS KITTY[/FONT]
[FONT="]There was a SoWal wench named Punzy[/FONT]
[FONT="]Whose known to love politics and funzy[/FONT]
[FONT="]She hit the streets for Obama[/FONT]
[FONT="]And stalked a Ragin' Cajun at Seaside for drama[/FONT]
[FONT="]and fantasizes about Rove in a onesie[/FONT]
[FONT="]PAULA[/FONT]
[FONT="]Rapunzel, Rapunzel, your hair it does flow,
down your shoulders with ease like the Grayton beach outflow.[/FONT]
[FONT="]Your heart is as pure as the snow white sand,
and is not afraid to take a stand.[/FONT]
[FONT="]Your passion for life and what is right,
fills my heart with delight.[/FONT]
[FONT="]The animals they love you,
if not for Patrick you would have a zoo.[/FONT]
[FONT="]Happy birthday Dear Punzy,
I hope you have funzy.[/FONT]
[FONT="]Celebrate your day,
and let your cares drift away,[/FONT]
[FONT="]over the bay, far, far away.[/FONT]
[FONT="]KATHYDWELLS ;-)[/FONT]
[FONT="]Roll Tide![/FONT]
[FONT="]Everyone else has so much to say
My words and my thoughts just don't flow that way
I know you can't eat nuts or beans and that’s just fine
You go for the best which is cheese and wine
I love your costumes, your humor and whit
More time I could spend with you I wish a bit
I hope for you a wonderful day
Because you deserve it in every way![/FONT]
[FONT="]ALLIFUNN[/FONT]
[FONT="]Here's to Christi of the golden locks,
Who prefers Manolos over Crocs.
May birthday wishes
Be more than the fishes
Who swim in Gulf
Not bothered by drilling
(our political desires need filling!)
And like the proverbial Mardi Gras crewe,
Be crazy and funn and wonderful as you.[/FONT]
[FONT="]MERMAID[/FONT]
[FONT="]There is a Sowaller named 'Punzy,
who loves the Saints, pugs, and Grayton Beach funzy.
Her poor hubby does fume and pace,
as she coifs and puts on her face,
but one must be ready if Carville is sighted in a nearby place![/FONT]
[FONT="]SCOOTERBUG[/FONT]
[FONT="]The talents preceeding leave me in awe.[/FONT]
[FONT="]For days I have pondered and chewed my lip raw...[/FONT]
[FONT="]just how to express what rests in my craw[/FONT]
[FONT="]while avoiding a massively stupid faux paux?[/FONT]
[FONT="]In the end it's a simple wish, honest and hearty...[/FONT]
[FONT="]May your B-Day be Joyful and a Grayt Funn Party![/FONT]
[FONT="]DUNE-AHH[/FONT]