Victim not Glenn Beck

[idlewind]

It's the Onion, not a media outlet. :roll: Everything is a ridiculous and completely untrue parody - their current lead story is "Police seize $50 in wire from nation's wealthiest meth dealer."

Beck Holds DC Rally

August 30, 2010

Conservative talk show host Glenn Beck held a rally on the National Mall on Saturday, the anniversary of Martin Luther King's "I Have A Dream" speech.

What do you think?

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  David Kenyon Systems Analyst
• "He really got our momentum going. Now, onward to take back Worcester, Mass. from Lucy Stone and the National Women's Rights Convention!"

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  Rebecca Turner Shipping Clerk
• "I don't mind the MLK thing, but that's where Forrest Gump found Jenny!"

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  Corwin Armstrong Security Guard
• "Yeah, he really showed everyone how America has lost touch with its roots and explained why we absolutely need new leaders in the mold of our great Founding Fathers, like Glenn Beck himself, a Mormon with no aspirations of higher education."

I did not say "news" outlet, I said 'media" outlet. CNN: news outlet; Jerry Springer Show: media outlet. Onion: disgusting outlet.

 

[LuciferSam]

It must suck having nowhere to turn to for humor.

 

[Bob]

The day they do a story along the lines of

"Victim In Fatal Car Accident Tragically Not Vice President Biden"

I'll believe that it's just satire they're going for on that site. ;-)

comedic timing requires a point of reference....get it?

 

[scooterbug44]

The day they do a story along the lines of

"Victim In Fatal Car Accident Tragically Not Vice President Biden"

I'll believe that it's just satire they're going for on that site. ;-)

Maybe they'll write a story about you:

"Political paranoid sees partisan agendas everywhere - thinks his alphabet soup is being affected by the liberal media cabal."

Claims 30ashopper "I swear there are more d's in here since Obama took office and I have concrete proof - one of the assembly line workers donated $20 to his campaign."

Company representatives could not stop laughing long enough to formally respond to the claims.

 

[LuciferSam]

comedic timing requires a point of reference....get it?

Some people need an ADHD buffoon with a chalkboard to help them reach an understanding.

 

[Bob]

Not my cup of tea but also not near as bad as wanting someone to die and using a fake teanage auto crash as your vehicle. Satire is one thing, sick, putrid bile is something else.

this is sick putrid bile, the onion is satiric comedy

 

[idlewind]

YouTube - Murdoch Agrees With Beck That Obama Is A Racist this is sick putrid bile, the onion is satiric comedy

I guess you would find it equally comedic if the piece was "Victim in car crash tragically not Keith Olbermann, or Michael Moore, or Frank Rich, or pick a liberal jacka**."

 

[Lynnie]

It must suck having nowhere to turn to for humor.

Maybe they'll write a story about you:

"Political paranoid sees partisan agendas everywhere - thinks his alphabet soup is being affected by the liberal media cabal."

Claims 30ashopper "I swear there are more d's in here since Obama took office and I have concrete proof - one of the assembly line workers donated $20 to his campaign."

Company representatives could not stop laughing long enough to formally respond to the claims.

Y'all win the prize! Funniest and anyone can turn to sowal for humour anytime.

 

[scooterbug44]

I guess you would find it equally comedic if the piece was "Victim in car crash tragically not Keith Olbermann, or Michael Moore, or Frank Rich, or pick a liberal jacka**."

Once again, IT'S THE ONION!

It started out as a raunchy fake campus newspaper in '88 and has now expanded thanks to the internet.

Noone and no topic is off limits.

Criticizing the Onion for being in poor taste is like criticizing a vegan restaurant for its lack of beef entrees.

 

[Lake View Too]

Maybe they'll write a story about you:

"Political paranoid sees partisan agendas everywhere - thinks his alphabet soup is being affected by the liberal media cabal."

Claims 30ashopper "I swear there are more d's in here since Obama took office and I have concrete proof - one of the assembly line workers donated $20 to his campaign."

Company representatives could not stop laughing long enough to formally respond to the claims.

Perfect! (Did Biden really see a donkey show in Tiajuana? yuk, yuk,yuk)