When Clarence Thomas?s Wife Calls You.
Be Prepared for Ginni.
"Like many Americans, over the past several years I have been the recipient of multiple unwelcome voicemails from the wife of Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas. These calls have come in the middle of the night, at the crack of dawn, even at the dinner hour favored by telemarketers. Regardless of the time of day, all of these voicemails have one thing in common: she always sounds like she?s drunk-dialing me, except she appears to be completely sober.
I know what you?re saying: ?It?ll never happen to me. Virginia Thomas doesn?t even have my phone number!? Well, that?s what I thought, and several years of trauma counseling later, I?ve come to realize (the hard way) what a fool?s paradise I was living in. Consider this: according to a recent study, the odds of Virginia Thomas leaving a threatening voicemail for you are higher than those of Christine O?Donnell correctly identifying the First Amendment....." (Borowitz report)
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Anita Hill Contacted By Virginia Thomas, Clarence Thomas' Wife
Be Prepared for Ginni.
"Like many Americans, over the past several years I have been the recipient of multiple unwelcome voicemails from the wife of Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas. These calls have come in the middle of the night, at the crack of dawn, even at the dinner hour favored by telemarketers. Regardless of the time of day, all of these voicemails have one thing in common: she always sounds like she?s drunk-dialing me, except she appears to be completely sober.
I know what you?re saying: ?It?ll never happen to me. Virginia Thomas doesn?t even have my phone number!? Well, that?s what I thought, and several years of trauma counseling later, I?ve come to realize (the hard way) what a fool?s paradise I was living in. Consider this: according to a recent study, the odds of Virginia Thomas leaving a threatening voicemail for you are higher than those of Christine O?Donnell correctly identifying the First Amendment....." (Borowitz report)
Read on.....

Anita Hill Contacted By Virginia Thomas, Clarence Thomas' Wife