You've got one day left, enjoy it!

[Lake View Too]

I guess this means the hurricane forecast is wrong, again. There will be no major storms this year...or ever.

 

[LuciferSam]

I guess this means the hurricane forecast is wrong, again. There will be no major storms this year...or ever.

I believe the rapture is considered to be a weather system. It just has zero probability of occurring.

 

[30ashopper]

That means we can expect the Rapture to start when it hits 6 p.m. at the International Dateline at 180 Longitude -- roughly the between Pago Pago, American Samoa, and Nuku'alofa, Tonga. We'll know it's Judgment Day because there will be an earthquake of previously unprecedented magnitude, Camping predicts.

So, according to these calculations, the Rapture will actually begin like a rolling brown out across the globe at 11 p.m. PST on Friday, May 20th. "Everyone will be weeping and wailing because they'll know in a few hours it'll come to their city," said Camping.

http://www.theatlantic.com/politics/archive/2011/05/the-rapture-is-not-saturday-its-tonight/239177/

He looks like the trustworthy type, I'm stocking up on canned goods.

 

[ASH]

The statement in itself above proves the prophecy to be false. The bible states first that no man will know the hour. Then it goes on to note that it will happen in the blink of an eye.

Not some rolling, "Here it comes Ethel!!!" incident that might give someone time to make things right.

I'll be easy enough to spot. I'll be the one fishin' in the surf, right out in the open. Unafraid. Prepared.

Have a nice weekend......all of it.

 

[PearlSB4U]

"Suckers for Stories of the Apocalypse"


http://www.scientificamerican.com/blog/post.cfm?id=why-were-suckers-for-stories-of-the-2011-05-20

 

[Teresa]

I thought the world was ending in 2012! it can't end this week, I'm going on a cruise dammit.

 

[30ashopper]

http://www.nytimes.com/2011/05/20/us/20rapture.html?_r=3&ref=us&pagewanted=all

While the whole thing is considered rather silly in general, there are some kids who have been swept up in all of it who deserve better.

 

[futurebeachbum]

This going to be a big event. I am expecting long lines in Heaven and Hell, big queues, crowd control, etc...

I'd recommend that everyone who believes that it is going to happen should get there early. Take some action tonight that will have you there by midnight.

 

[Lake View Too]

Dang! You mean heaven is gonna be crowded? I hate crowds... I suppose hades might be pretty full too, huh?

 

[LuciferSam]

http://www.nytimes.com/2011/05/20/us/20rapture.html?_r=3&ref=us&pagewanted=all

While the whole thing is considered rather silly in general, there are some kids who have been swept up in all of it who deserve better.

True they deserve better. Kind of like sons and daughters of teabaggers, evangelicals, republicans, the list goes on. Oh well, you play the hand you're dealt.