Skunky- Dr. Question!

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GOOD Gull...GOOD News!

It's not that I'm hungry, ect. But I just don't feel great. And I probably didn't prepare myself properly before, but I can't concentrate at work and I have a splitting headache!

The best things for good digestion are a healthy & balanced diet, lots of liquids, and if your system needs a goose, some yogurt w/ active cultures to get more "good" bacteria into your system.

I'm glad you decided to stop the cleanse, I was worried you'd end up fainting or injuring your innards like Ladyb!

The best things for good digestion are a healthy & balanced diet, lots of liquids, and if your system needs a goose, some yogurt w/ active cultures to get more "good" bacteria into your system.

I'm glad you decided to stop the cleanse, I was worried you'd end up fainting or injuring your innards like Ladyb!

Well, I wouldn't say I've injured anything as I have been having problems for a few weeks now anyway before this with large amounts of intestinal and stomach gas. And my anxiety over the annoyance of it all is not helping matters any. I just hate when I feel it in my side. The stuff drives me crazy.

Go have a margarita, and thanks for not sharing the details of your cleanse attempt.;-) Or maybe Kurt should start a "Gross Health Details" forum, and I can avoid it. He needs more forums, ya know.:roll:

What's shaking in Kimmiwood?

ya big wuss !

ya big wuss !

I'm OK with general funny stuff (and Kimmi wanting to do a cleanse was funny), but really personal, internal, private, smelly, bloody, painful, and icky stuff I find to be just TMI. Maybe these issues are better shared through PMs to people that might be remotely interested in other people's digestive issues...just a thought.

However, if anyone wants to share a good fart joke, I'm all over it.

I'm OK with general funny stuff (and Kimmi wanting to do a cleanse was funny), but really personal, internal, private, smelly, bloody, painful, and icky stuff I find to be just TMI. Maybe these issues are better shared through PMs to people that might be remotely interested in other people's digestive issues...just a thought.

However, if anyone wants to share a good fart joke, I'm all over it.

i could tell you about some things i have been forced to experience at work (definitely not by choice) that would curl your toenails sistah ! :funn:

I'm OK with general funny stuff (and Kimmi wanting to do a cleanse was funny), but really personal, internal, private, smelly, bloody, painful, and icky stuff I find to be just TMI. Maybe these issues are better shared through PMs to people that might be remotely interested in other people's digestive issues...just a thought.

However, if anyone wants to share a good fart joke, I'm all over it.

"Pull my finger" ~ LeeJon

"Pull my finger" ~ LeeJon

this is such a classic - it just never gets old. and mr audie still pulls my finger every time, even after 16 years together :funn:

I'm OK with general funny stuff (and Kimmi wanting to do a cleanse was funny), but really personal, internal, private, smelly, bloody, painful, and icky stuff I find to be just TMI. Maybe these issues are better shared through PMs to people that might be remotely interested in other people's digestive issues...just a thought.

However, if anyone wants to share a good fart joke, I'm all over it.

Funny! I was expecting something life changing!

I would have stuck through it if I had been able to focus at work. I have a headache for 2 days. I am seeing double!:sick:

Whatevs...I learned my lesson. That version may not be for me.

Funny! I was expecting something life changing!

I would have stuck through it if I had been able to focus at work. I have a headache for 2 days. I am seeing double!:sick:

Whatevs...I learned my lesson. That version may not be for me.

...I will go have a cheeseburger in your honor to celebrate the liberation of your colon!!!

Funny! I was expecting something life changing!

I would have stuck through it if I had been able to focus at work. I have a headache for 2 days. I am seeing double!:sick:

Whatevs...I learned my lesson. That version may not be for me.

Weening myself off sugar about 15 yrs. ago was the worst thing I ever tried. I felt like I was doing drugs! That lasted about 2 days for me too.

this thread is great!!!

Sissies, that's nothin, try to wean yourself from an antidepressant and pain pills at the same time. It's a wonder I didn't kill the kids.

Sissies, that's nothin, try to wean yourself from an antidepressant and pain pills at the same time. It's a wonder I didn't kill the kids.

:funn: :rofl:

Well, it won't matter what i do to straighten myself out. Until I rid myself of this never ending stress I will continue to have the stomach aches I have had for the past 3 days. And all the other problems. But nothing else will be said by me.

Well, it won't matter what i do to straighten myself out. Until I rid myself of this never ending stress I will continue to have the stomach aches I have had for the past 3 days. And all the other problems. But nothing else will be said by me.

I was just trying to be funny ladyd. I didn't mean anything to you. Don't quit posting because my sense of humor is twisted, it wasn't meant to offend. I don't really think anyone is a sissy (and if I did I'd keep it to myself and talk behind their back.)

I was just trying to be funny ladyd. I didn't mean anything to you. Don't quit posting because my sense of humor is twisted, it wasn't meant to offend. I don't really think anyone is a sissy (and if I did I'd keep it to myself and talk behind their back.)

Oh Cheering472, it wasn't you. I did go into too much detail about my problems on here. And the person that posted this one reply was right about sharing TMI. I shouldn't have done that and I am sorry. My nerves are shot to the point where I am suffering from bad stomach aches, having bad spasms in my middle and lower back, my upper abdomen stays tender because I have stayed tensed up more on than off in that area since December or January and got better all of a month, and then it showed up again when our dog got sick, and the more stressed and agitated I get the worse my stomach feels. All I want to do is sleep when at home as I won't be feeling anything then. I worry about these little simple pains that have been found to be nothing and went it recurs like it has over the past couple of weeks it gets to me. And I know what it is. I dealt with it back in the winter. I've got to get myself together.

Put your face in your pillow (to muffle the sound) and scream as long and as hard as you can!

It sounds silly but is a great stress reliever. My high school english teacher used to take us outside and have us all scream like this. She called them "primals".

Not a 100% solution, but figure every bit helps.

ladyd, you really DO need to get to a doctor or several doctors. The process may take a very long time, but it has to be done. Has anyone checked your pancreas??

Not to go into my current rash of ailments, but I have spent the last 6 months, since Jan. 6th in fact, in and out of dr's offices, one specialist to the next, blood work, pain (pain 24 hours a day). My point is, no one can do anything for you but you. Even in my own home, where my 2 guys are fairly sympathetic males ;-), their patience is running low. I feel for you. BUT, you're going to have to take the bull by the horns and try to get it done. Whatever it takes. Take care of yourself now.

I do hope you feel better and find something to relieve your pain. I also hope you find the strength to get something done.

Funny! I was expecting something life changing!

I would have stuck through it if I had been able to focus at work. I have a headache for 2 days. I am seeing double!:sick:

Whatevs...I learned my lesson. That version may not be for me.

what was the first meal chickfila?

what was the first meal chickfila?

I wish! It was a salad.

I wish! It was a salad.

just what you needed - roughage

just what you needed - roughage

ENOUGH ALREADY!!!!!

Or I will start talking about my pets' urns in my closet. :sick:

bring it on jdarg ! :boxing: