CJ avatar
Beach Lover
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Does anyone know of a baker who will make a penis cake for a baccelorate party in SoWal?

I am also taking suggestions for alternative tacky party foods or cakes. The bride to be is fairly innocent so the raunchier the better. :biggrin:

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GraytonBound avatar
Beach Fanatic
#277
Failing that, i could ask kurt to go ahead and make this a "sticky" thread, seeing as it's always on top of the list anyway. yeah, that's the ticket. I mean, who among us would really want to post in the "Sticky: Penis Cake" thread?


Don't answer that.



DANG!@ I succesfully managed to avoid this thread for 275 posts, and now I went and bl... messed up. Oh, I'm so avoiding that pun I almost made....

that's ok, I figured it out on my own :eek:
:lolabove: :lolabove: :lolabove: :lolabove: :lolabove: :lolabove: :lolabove: :lolabove:
Smiling JOe avatar
SoWal Expert
#278
-A quote taken directly from the Penis Cake, "A hard man is a great find." :floor:

...and no I don't have a photo and I did not see the cake. However, I did see a photo of the cake, and I would not dare post it even if I had the photo in my possession.
ktschris avatar
Beach Fanatic
#279
Ktschris......tell them what emma girl calls them, boobies that is....how would you spell that????? :idontno:
My little girl calls them "Baddaboombas" (sp)

Odly enough, when my son was little he used to call his penis -- his belly tail. That really used to crack us up. :floor:
Kimmifunn avatar
Funnkalicious
#280
My little girl calls them "Baddaboombas" (sp)

Odly enough, when my son was little he used to call his penis -- his belly tail. That really used to crack us up. :floor:

Belly tail? That's classic! :clap_1:
CastlesOfSand avatar
Beach Fanatic
#281
Well, the older I get, that is where mine are headed...he wouldn't be confused around me. :biggrin: I need me one of those Dr. 90210's really bad!!!!! To perk them up a little bit, put 'em back where they used to be!!!!

KD.. you are too funny!!! :lolabove:
bsmart avatar
brain
#282
this thread must die.

what am i gonna have to do, arrange another hurricane?

yea another hurrincane would just blow the penis cake away.
Miss Kitty avatar
Meow
#283
yea another hurrincane would just blow the penis cake away.


Ding, ding...another winner! Fine form, bsmart...I am proud of you! Thar it blows!!!!

Maybe those gals are still blowing on the cake cuz it was toooo HOT!!
CJ avatar
Beach LoverAuthor
#284
This is it!!! The famous Penis Cake. The book Nate is holding is a print out of this thread :rolling: and the bride to be is holding the cake. I almost hate to see this all come to an end.

And if I actually figured this out and you can see the picture it will be a miracle...if you can't please help :bang:
kathydwells avatar
Darlene is my middle name, not my nickname
#285
FINALLY....:clap_1: :clap_1: :clap_1:

And it looks like it turned out just great. Thanks CJ for posting the picture, we have been waiting with baited breath!!!!!!
Suncat avatar
Beach Fanatic
#286
A printout of this thread!! I love it!! Thanx and congratulations to the lucky bride.

:clap_1: :clap_1: :rofl:
RiverOtter avatar
got any pics?
#287
This is it!!! The famous Penis Cake. The book Nate is holding is a print out of this thread :rolling: and the bride to be is holding the cake. I almost hate to see this all come to an end.

And if I actually figured this out and you can see the picture it will be a miracle...if you can't please help :bang:

Too funny! Say ... :idea: Did you give the cake a name? Like....I dunno.... Randy Johnson? :floor:
kathydwells avatar
Darlene is my middle name, not my nickname
#288
Too funny! Say ... :idea: Did you give the cake a name? Like....I dunno.... Randy Johnson? :floor:

:floor: :floor: :floor:
Suncat avatar
Beach Fanatic
#289
Too funny! Say ... :idea: Did you give the cake a name? Like....I dunno.... Randy Johnson? :floor:

Good one! :rolling: :lolabove: :lolabove:
CastlesOfSand avatar
Beach Fanatic
#290
Finally..... a penis cake pic!!! :floor: Looks like the bride to be was pleased!
Landlocked avatar
Beach Fanatic
#291
Yep, that there's a penis cake.
katie blue avatar
kt loo
#292
Looks like they used their stock "Florida" shaped cakepan for that one.

Reminds me of growing up in the NE, where we had Carvel Ice Cream shops. They used one mold for everything....remember, you northerners? It was teardrop shaped, sort of. They made that into bunnies, trophies, and more, including my favorite, for mother's day: "You're a Whale of a Mom!" True! :floor: Remember that?
Miss Kitty avatar
Meow
#293
Looks like they used their stock "Florida" shaped cakepan for that one.

Reminds me of growing up in the NE, where we had Carvel Ice Cream shops. They used one mold for everything....remember, you northerners? It was teardrop shaped, sort of. They made that into bunnies, trophies, and more, including my favorite, for mother's day: "You're a Whale of a Mom!" True! :floor: Remember that?


OMG...too funny!!! I first thought it looked like a dirty hair dryer!!! On closer inspection...it truly came to life!!!! CJ...you have made a lot of SoWalers happy today...THANKS for sharing that penis cake...loooong may it live in our memories!
RiverOtter avatar
got any pics?
#294
OMG...too funny!!! I first thought it looked like a dirty hair dryer!!!!
:blink:



On closer inspection...it truly came to life!!!!



CJ...you have made a lot of SoWalers happy today...THANKS for sharing that penis cake...loooong may it live in our memories!
CJ avatar
Beach LoverAuthor
#295
I'm glad to give you all a good chuckle. I never realized how many penis products are out there. We had pin the penis on the poster game, penis jello shooters, penis ice cubes, and we did not have them but someone said they make penis pacifiers (for adults of course but still disgusting) We had every kind of penis imaginable except the real thing! We had a blast.
ktschris avatar
Beach Fanatic
#296
:clap_1: FINALLY :clap_1: And I almost missed it. Thanks for sharing!
kathydwells avatar
Darlene is my middle name, not my nickname
#297
I'm glad to give you all a good chuckle. I never realized how many penis products are out there. We had pin the penis on the poster game, penis jello shooters, penis ice cubes, and we did not have them but someone said they make penis pacifiers (for adults of course but still disgusting) We had every kind of penis imaginable except the real thing! We had a blast.

WOW...that's ALOT of penises!!!! Sounds like you had a great time!!!!
Smiling JOe avatar
SoWal Expert
#298
WOW...that's ALOT of penises!!!! Sounds like you had a great time!!!!

Especially not to have a real one present. Penis envy?:idontno:
kathydwells avatar
Darlene is my middle name, not my nickname
#299
Especially not to have a real one present. Penis envy?:idontno:

Yes, I must confess, I have penis envy because I wasn't there!!! I would have tried to figure out a way to have at least one real one present. :biggrin:
CJ avatar
Beach LoverAuthor
#300
Especially not to have a real one present. Penis envy?:idontno:
Is that you with fake penis envy or me with penis envy?

You can always use an extra appendage :biggrin:
Landlocked avatar
Beach Fanatic
#301
Is that you with fake penis envy or me with penis envy?

You can always use an extra appendage :biggrin:

:shock:

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