I am also taking suggestions for alternative tacky party foods or cakes. The bride to be is fairly innocent so the raunchier the better.
Does anyone know of a baker who will make a penis cake for a baccelorate party in SoWal?
I am also taking suggestions for alternative tacky party foods or cakes. The bride to be is fairly innocent so the raunchier the better.
I am also taking suggestions for alternative tacky party foods or cakes. The bride to be is fairly innocent so the raunchier the better.
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386Beach Fanatic
Failing that, i could ask kurt to go ahead and make this a "sticky" thread, seeing as it's always on top of the list anyway. yeah, that's the ticket. I mean, who among us would really want to post in the "Sticky: Penis Cake" thread?
Don't answer that.
DANG!@ I succesfully managed to avoid this thread for 275 posts, and now I went and bl... messed up. Oh, I'm so avoiding that pun I almost made....
that's ok, I figured it out on my own

SoWal Expert
-A quote taken directly from the Penis Cake, "A hard man is a great find." 
...and no I don't have a photo and I did not see the cake. However, I did see a photo of the cake, and I would not dare post it even if I had the photo in my possession.

...and no I don't have a photo and I did not see the cake. However, I did see a photo of the cake, and I would not dare post it even if I had the photo in my possession.
Beach Fanatic
Ktschris......tell them what emma girl calls them, boobies that is....how would you spell that?????My little girl calls them "Baddaboombas" (sp)
Odly enough, when my son was little he used to call his penis -- his belly tail. That really used to crack us up.

Funnkalicious
My little girl calls them "Baddaboombas" (sp)
Odly enough, when my son was little he used to call his penis -- his belly tail. That really used to crack us up.
Belly tail? That's classic! :clap_1:
Beach Fanatic
Well, the older I get, that is where mine are headed...he wouldn't be confused around me.I need me one of those Dr. 90210's really bad!!!!! To perk them up a little bit, put 'em back where they used to be!!!!
KD.. you are too funny!!!

brain
this thread must die.
what am i gonna have to do, arrange another hurricane?
yea another hurrincane would just blow the penis cake away.
Meow
yea another hurrincane would just blow the penis cake away.
Ding, ding...another winner! Fine form, bsmart...I am proud of you! Thar it blows!!!!
Maybe those gals are still blowing on the cake cuz it was toooo HOT!!
Beach LoverAuthor
This is it!!! The famous Penis Cake. The book Nate is holding is a print out of this thread
and the bride to be is holding the cake. I almost hate to see this all come to an end.And if I actually figured this out and you can see the picture it will be a miracle...if you can't please help

Darlene is my middle name, not my nickname
FINALLY....:clap_1: :clap_1: :clap_1:
And it looks like it turned out just great. Thanks CJ for posting the picture, we have been waiting with baited breath!!!!!!
And it looks like it turned out just great. Thanks CJ for posting the picture, we have been waiting with baited breath!!!!!!
Beach Fanatic
A printout of this thread!! I love it!! Thanx and congratulations to the lucky bride.
:clap_1: :clap_1: :rofl:
:clap_1: :clap_1: :rofl:
got any pics?
This is it!!! The famous Penis Cake. The book Nate is holding is a print out of this thread
and the bride to be is holding the cake. I almost hate to see this all come to an end.
And if I actually figured this out and you can see the picture it will be a miracle...if you can't please help
Too funny! Say ... :idea: Did you give the cake a name? Like....I dunno.... Randy Johnson?

Darlene is my middle name, not my nickname
Too funny! Say ... :idea: Did you give the cake a name? Like....I dunno.... Randy Johnson?

Beach Fanatic
Too funny! Say ... :idea: Did you give the cake a name? Like....I dunno.... Randy Johnson?
Good one!

Beach Fanatic
Finally..... a penis cake pic!!!
Looks like the bride to be was pleased!
Looks like the bride to be was pleased!Beach Fanatic
Yep, that there's a penis cake.
kt loo
Looks like they used their stock "Florida" shaped cakepan for that one.
Reminds me of growing up in the NE, where we had Carvel Ice Cream shops. They used one mold for everything....remember, you northerners? It was teardrop shaped, sort of. They made that into bunnies, trophies, and more, including my favorite, for mother's day: "You're a Whale of a Mom!" True!
Remember that?
Reminds me of growing up in the NE, where we had Carvel Ice Cream shops. They used one mold for everything....remember, you northerners? It was teardrop shaped, sort of. They made that into bunnies, trophies, and more, including my favorite, for mother's day: "You're a Whale of a Mom!" True!
Remember that?Meow
Looks like they used their stock "Florida" shaped cakepan for that one.
Reminds me of growing up in the NE, where we had Carvel Ice Cream shops. They used one mold for everything....remember, you northerners? It was teardrop shaped, sort of. They made that into bunnies, trophies, and more, including my favorite, for mother's day: "You're a Whale of a Mom!" True!Remember that?
OMG...too funny!!! I first thought it looked like a dirty hair dryer!!! On closer inspection...it truly came to life!!!! CJ...you have made a lot of SoWalers happy today...THANKS for sharing that penis cake...loooong may it live in our memories!
got any pics?
OMG...too funny!!! I first thought it looked like a dirty hair dryer!!!!
On closer inspection...it truly came to life!!!!

CJ...you have made a lot of SoWalers happy today...THANKS for sharing that penis cake...loooong may it live in our memories!

Beach LoverAuthor
I'm glad to give you all a good chuckle. I never realized how many penis products are out there. We had pin the penis on the poster game, penis jello shooters, penis ice cubes, and we did not have them but someone said they make penis pacifiers (for adults of course but still disgusting) We had every kind of penis imaginable except the real thing! We had a blast.
Beach Fanatic
:clap_1: FINALLY :clap_1: And I almost missed it. Thanks for sharing!
Darlene is my middle name, not my nickname
I'm glad to give you all a good chuckle. I never realized how many penis products are out there. We had pin the penis on the poster game, penis jello shooters, penis ice cubes, and we did not have them but someone said they make penis pacifiers (for adults of course but still disgusting) We had every kind of penis imaginable except the real thing! We had a blast.
WOW...that's ALOT of penises!!!! Sounds like you had a great time!!!!
SoWal Expert
WOW...that's ALOT of penises!!!! Sounds like you had a great time!!!!
Especially not to have a real one present. Penis envy?

Darlene is my middle name, not my nickname
Especially not to have a real one present. Penis envy?
Yes, I must confess, I have penis envy because I wasn't there!!! I would have tried to figure out a way to have at least one real one present.
Beach LoverAuthor
Especially not to have a real one present. Penis envy?Is that you with fake penis envy or me with penis envy?
You can always use an extra appendage
Beach Fanatic
Is that you with fake penis envy or me with penis envy?
You can always use an extra appendage
:shock:
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