Penis Cake

Is that you with fake penis envy or me with penis envy?

You can always use an extra appendage

Oh no, I don't want a fake penis, so no envy here on my part. With all of those fake penis items at the party, one would think that you gulls were having penis withdrawals.

Oh no, I don't want a fake penis, so no envy here on my part. With all of those fake penis items at the party, one would think that you gulls were having penis withdrawals.

You do what you have to do to keep the marriage on schedule I guess.

The bride got a gift penis I bet any of you would envy...I know I did!

And here I'll do it for you

You do what you have to do to keep the marriage on schedule I guess.

The bride got a gift penis I bet any of you would envy...I know I did!

And here I'll do it for you

Is Mr. CJ neglecting you? Do you want me to talk to Mr CJ for you?

Is Mr. CJ neglecting you? Do you want me to talk to Mr CJ for you?

Mr CJ is just fine!!! I was going to write more but I'm afraid we will be going down a road Kurt will be forced to end so let's just leave it at, Mr CJ is fantastic.

Mr CJ is just fine!!! I was going to write more but I'm afraid we will be going down a road Kurt will be forced to end so let's just leave it at, Mr CJ is fantastic.

Does Mr. CJ have BIG hands? You are a lucky girl!

Does Mr. CJ have BIG hands? You are a lucky girl!

Every guy reading this thread just looked down at his hands.

Every guy reading this thread just looked down at his hands.

And got really discouraged.

Does Mr. CJ have BIG hands? You are a lucky girl!

:shock: I am standing here beside myself

And got really discouraged.

And got really discouraged.

Well you can't churn butter with a toothpick.

Well you can't churn butter with a toothpick.

This is true...this is true.

OMG...too funny!!! I first thought it looked like a dirty hair dryer!!! On closer inspection...it truly came to life!!!! CJ...you have made a lot of SoWalers happy today...THANKS for sharing that penis cake...loooong may it live in our memories!

I will never be able to look at a penis cake again without thinking of the dirty hairdryer. I hope to hell I never see a hairdryer that dirty!

I will never be able to look at a penis cake again without thinking of the dirty hairdryer. I hope to hell I never see a hairdryer that dirty!

Whew....that was a crack-up jdarg! Hopefully, the next penis cake you see will have been properly groomed!! Happy hairdrying!!!

I can't believe that this thread has 314 posts and I've somehow managed to refrain myself from participating. But alas, I can hold back no longer!

Subject: Penile raise

I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons:

*I do physical labor.
*I work at great depths.
*I plunge head first into everything I do.
*I do not get weekends or public holidays off.
*I work in a damp environment.
*I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation.
*I work in high temperatures.
*My work exposes me to contagious diseases.

Response:

Dear Penis,

After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you have
raised,
the administration rejects your request for the following reasons:

*You do not work 8 hours straight.
*You fall asleep after brief work periods.
*You do not always follow the orders of the management team.
*You do not stay in your designated area and are often seen visiting other
locations.
*You do not take initiative--you need to be pressured and stimulated in
order to start working.
*You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift.
*You don't always observe necessary safety regulations, such as wearing
the correct protective clothing.
*You will retire well before you are 65.
*You are unable to work double shifts.
*You sometimes leave your designated work area before you have completed
the assigned task.
*And if all this is not enough, you have been seen constantly entering and
exiting the work place carrying two suspicious-looking bags.

Sincerely, The Management

The penis cake thread is still alive!!! Luvthebeach!!! Too Funny. :rofl:

OMG, 2853 views and 315 (now 316) responses! All over a penis!! :rofl:

OMG, 2853 views and 315 (now 316) responses! All over a penis!! :rofl:

Highly overrated don't you think?

Highly overrated don't you think?

Just kidding....I guess they do play a part in ALL of our lives at some point. ;-)

Just kidding....I guess they do play a part in ALL of our lives at some point. ;-)

Sometimes we have to take breaks from them (unwanted) but yes. They do play a part!

Just kidding....I guess they do play a part in ALL of our lives at some point. ;-)

Let's not get too philosphical ... after all it's just a penis!

Girls, girls, girls, it is not a penis. It is a Penis Cake.

Girls, girls, girls, it is not a penis. It is a Penis Cake.

SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO TAKE WHAT YOU CAN GET.

I can't believe that this thread is still going...and going and going....it must be on Viagra

For the ladies..

Apparently they now grow on tomato plants.

For the ladies..

Apparently they now grow on tomato plants.

The only time it's appropriate to use your teeth.