Penis Cake

Penis cake pans are not for men, Landlocked!:shock:

I thought she meant she had laughed at some penises in her days?

I thought she meant she had laughed at some penises in her days?

I did LL, you got it. Now we just have to work on SJ!!!!!

board tramp?

I don't think we have one yet ... but we do need one.. we have plenty of board hoes and board moes and board hawgs, board dawgs... board huggers and board hags...

who wants to be the board tramp raise your hand?

I thought she meant she had laughed at some penises in her days?

By your reaction, "Ouch!," I thought you might have tried to use a penis cake pan.

...and no, Kathydwells, you are not going to get me to use one. From Landlocked's reaction, I learned not to use one.

and no, Kathydwells, you are not going to get me to use one. From Landlocked's reaction, I learned not to use one.

Oh really? Well I bet if I poured you many shots of tekillya and you drank a few or 20 of those Guininess' I could get you to use one!!! I am not real sure what you would use it for, but I bet I could get you too!!!!

Oh really? Well I bet if I poured you many shots of tekillya and you drank a few or 20 of those Guininess' I could get you to use one!!! I am not real sure what you would use it for, but I bet I could get you too!!!!

You can pour them, but I know my limit, and no longer choose to go to that zone.

You can pour them, but I know my limit, and no longer choose to go to that zone.

Smart man, SJ!!!!

"The priority is for penis cakes"

That is a sentence I expected to go my whole life and never see written anywhere.

I gave my friend a blow-up doll for her bachelorette party, we made her take it with us bar-hopping all over town in our hired limo and it made for some pretty amusing photo opportunities (I later gave one of the audacious photos to our boss at the time and to my friend's embarrassment he used it in our Monday morning sales meeting to demonstrate good customer service! :laughing1 -- those were the days when you could get away with that stuff!)

I love it!!! I need more of those suggestions.

By your reaction, "Ouch!," I thought you might have tried to use a penis cake pan.

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Oh really? Well I bet if I poured you many shots of tekillya and you drank a few or 20 of those Guininess' I could get you to use one!!! I am not real sure what you would use it for, but I bet I could get you too!!!!

WTF!!!!!!!

I was thinking we would only have cocktails with appropriate names like "Sex on the Beach" or "Harvey Wallbangers"

I could use any recipes or suggestions for drinks that may be fun to serve.

Is there one called "ball and chain" or "this is the last time you will ever get to enjoy a party like this because your youth will soon be over"? What's in it besides a lot of bitters?

I was thinking we would only have cocktails with appropriate names like "Sex on the Beach" or "Harvey Wallbangers"

I could use any recipes or suggestions for drinks that may be fun to serve.

Is there one called "ball and chain" or "this is the last time you will ever get to enjoy a party like this because your youth will soon be over"? What's in it besides a lot of bitters?

CJ, just make up fun names for already existing drinks. You could even call beer a particular name other than beer, wine a particular name, ...

It could be fun. Heck you could even give yourselves new names for the evening and wear nametags.

Isn't there a "Comfortable Screw Against The Wall"? I know that's a drink. Let me think...these types of things are my specialty.

We just had a party where we had cards that said different things like "one night stand guy", "lives with mom guy", ect. and you would have to take a picture. It was like a guy's scavenger hunt. That was a blast...

"The priority is for penis cakes"

That is a sentence I expected to go my whole life and never see written anywhere.

I figured this cake had been eaten a long time ago!!!! (insert your own smilie here!)

Isn't there a "Comfortable Screw Against The Wall"? I know that's a drink. Let me think...these types of things are my specialty.

We just had a party where we had cards that said different things like "one night stand guy", "lives with mom guy", ect. and you would have to take a picture. It was like a guy's scavenger hunt. That was a blast...

:clap_1: I love that idea. Were they business cards or cards you held up in front of the guy you took the photo of? Could be a great contest/scavenger hunt

Yeah! One of the girls got them. They looked like playing cards. Let me find out where she got them. It was a blast. We didn't tell the guy what we were doing, but when we were posing we would stick the card up in front of him. They ate it up...of course!

I see that what started out as a simple, innocent request for a baker has turned into material for the next Chris Rock special. You guys are ABSOLUTELY hilarious and it is obvious that this is a community that truly steps up in times of crisis to aid the needs of strangers, regardless of the request....penis cakes included! Thank you for all your insight! I promise to take a picture of the cake and post it immediately...peace out.

I see that what started out as a simple, innocent request for a baker has turned into material for the next Chris Rock special. You guys are ABSOLUTELY hilarious and it is obvious that this is a community that truly steps up in times of crisis to aid the needs of strangers, regardless of the request....penis cakes included! Thank you for all your insight! I promise to take a picture of the cake and post it immediately...peace out.

So....you're the penis caker baker!! :clap_1:

No - i'm just the one who requested the cake!

I promise to take a picture of the cake and post it immediately...peace out.

Which piece?

I just spoke with the baker of the Penis Cake. LOL. Let's just say, the Penis Cake is in the oven. (not really, Nate, just wanted to say that.)

I hear that you were a littel bit embarassed? Tell us more, please. The Penis Cake Baker said that Nate felt a little more relieved when she found out that the Penis Cake Baker had recently baked a Tits Cake. However, he said that Nate turned red, even thru the phone, when he asked her how big to make the Penis Cake. :rofl:. I cannot stop laughing. I almost fell on the ground when he said that. I am still crying with laughter.

the Penis Cake Baker had recently baked a Tits Cake.

:shock:

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...and the thread keeps growing and growing, almost like the Energizer Bunny keeps going and going...

Penis Cake Baker had recently baked a Tits Cake.

Were these 2 in ANY way connected