Penis Cake

I just spoke with the baker of the Penis Cake. LOL. Let's just say, the Penis Cake is in the oven. (not really, Nate, just wanted to say that.)

I hear that you were a littel bit embarassed? Tell us more, please. The Penis Cake Baker said that Nate felt a little more relieved when she found out that
the Penis Cake Baker had recently baked a Tits Cake. However, he said that Nate turned red, even thru the phone, when he asked her how big to make the Penis Cake. :rofl:. I cannot stop laughing. I almost fell on the ground when he said that. I am still crying with laughter.

This is what she sent me:

Nate: just talked to cake baker - the order is in - as expected, the second I said "penis" I started giggling like a school girl....I mean somethings will
never change.

CJ: He's going to do it?

Nate: YUP - he said in his deep southern accent "I just did a boob cake for a
bunch of guys, ma'am - a penis is no problem....I just gotta order the pan."

:clap_1: Sorry Nate, I had to share. I feel they have all come so far with us.

Were these 2 in ANY connected

The tits were adjacent to one another on the Tits Cake, but the Penis Cake is a separate order. I believe there may be an upcharge to get a combo cake.

The tits were adjacent to one another on the Tits Cake, but the Penis Cake is a separate order. I believe there may be an upcharge to get a combo cake.

just checkin

This is what she sent me:

Nate: just talked to cake baker - the order is in - as expected, the second I said "penis" I started giggling like a school girl....I mean somethings will
never change.

CJ: He's going to do it?

Nate: YUP - he said in his deep southern accent "I just did a boob cake for a
bunch of guys, ma'am - a penis is no problem....I just gotta order the pan."

:clap_1: Sorry Nate, I had to share. I feel they have all come so far with us.

I about choked.

Were these 2 in ANY connected

:shock:

This is what she sent me:

Nate: just talked to cake baker - the order is in - as expected, the second I said "penis" I started giggling like a school girl....I mean somethings will
never change.

CJ: He's going to do it?

Nate: YUP - he said in his deep southern accent "I just did a boob cake for a
bunch of guys, ma'am - a penis is no problem....I just gotta order the pan."

:clap_1: Sorry Nate, I had to share. I feel they have all come so far with us.

This may have already been discussed but is this going to be a chocolate cake or a vanilla cake?

This may have already been discussed but is this going to be a chocolate cake or a vanilla cake?

I was wondering if these things are horizontal or vertical cakes??

Okay, I think the Penis / Tit Cake Baker may have a new business specialty.

I thought he would be very shocked and blush as much as Nate, who requested the cake. I guess since he just finished up a Boob job (cake), he thought nothing of a Penis Cake.

I wanted red velvet but we will probably have to wait til Nate gets back to work tomorrow to know for sure.

I was wondering if these things are horizontal or vertical cakes??

Looking at the Penis Cake pans, I think we are talking about a flat cake. It may be difficult to get the Penis Cake up. Even if you could get it up, it probably would not stay up for too long.

I was wondering if these things are horizontal or vertical cakes??

That would depend on the position Am I right :?:

Looking at the Penis Cake pans, I think we are talking about a flat cake. It may be difficult to get the Penis Cake up. Even if you could get it up, it probably would not stay up for too long.

I bet he could do it. He could even make two and do it like that Saddam statue thing in Baghad.

I bet he could do it. He could even make two and do it like that Saddam statue thing in Baghad.

I think the c_ock fight post is on another thread.

Which piece?

We want ALL of it.

...and the thread keeps growing and growing, almost like the Energizer Bunny keeps going and going...

I wish!!!!!

Nate, I hope this is not a problem, but the baker does not bake hard Penis Cakes.

Nate, I hope this is not a problem, but the baker does not bake hard Penis Cakes.

Hey Nate, if it ain't hard...don't take it!!!!!!

How much does one have to beat the ingredients to make a Penis Cake? If one beats the Penis Cake ingredients too long, will the Penis Cake be hard? I have more questions, but that is all I will ask for the moment.

How much does one have to beat the ingredients to make a Penis Cake? If one beats the Penis Cake ingredients too long, will the Penis Cake be hard? I have more questions, but that is all I will ask for the moment.

SJ, are you PUI? I think I like this side of you. To answer your question, I think it is all in HOW you beat it....to make it hard!

SJ, are you PUI? I think I like this side of you. To answer your question, I think it is all in HOW you beat it....to make it hard!

No, I'm not PUI. I am just being silly.

As Tom Robbins once said, "Life is much too serious to take life seriously."

I am sure there is a way to incorporate Viagra into the cake batter, which should make the cake hard for a long time and stand up too. At least that's what the commercial says, although I don't think they were talking about cakes.

Like in the ad, you don't see the lovey dovey couple tearing for the kitchen to don the aprons and bake.

I am sure there is a way to incorporate Viagra into the cake batter, which should make the cake hard for a long time and stand up too. At least that's what the commercial says, although I don't think they were talking about cakes.

Like in the ad, you don't see the lovey dovey couple tearing for the kitchen to don the aprons and bake.

BUT... if the cake stood up for more than 4 hours you would have to call the baker... right

Looking at the Penis Cake pans, I think we are talking about a flat cake. It may be difficult to get the Penis Cake up. Even if you could get it up, it probably would not stay up for too long.

As long as there isn't whiskey in the recipe it should stand up fine....

BUT... if the cake stood up for more than 4 hours you would have to call the baker... right

I think as long as you don't put in nitroglycerin you'll be OK.

I love it!!! I need more of those suggestions.

In keeping with your penis theme, you could have penis shaped ice cubes for the cocktails.