Penis Cake

I think as long as you don't put in nitroglycerin you'll be OK.

Okay, I have tried to stay away from this thread, but . . . . . . .

In keeping with your penis theme, you could have penis shaped ice cubes for the cocktails.

The Penis Cake baker mentioned something about ice cubes but I was laughing to hard to follow. Nate or CJ, call the Penis Cake baker and see if he can hook you up with the ice cube trays.

How much does one have to beat the ingredients to make a Penis Cake? If one beats the Penis Cake ingredients too long, will the Penis Cake be hard? I have more questions, but that is all I will ask for the moment.

this is me standing beside myself next to RO standing beside himself

I am laughing so hard at every single post that I've got to stop and go get a piece of cake right this minute...

The Penis Cake baker mentioned something about ice cubes but I was laughing to hard to follow. Nate or CJ, call the Penis Cake baker and see if he can hook you up with the ice cube trays.

apparently, all of these and more are available online:
giant penis ice sculpture mold
penis jello shot mold (a must have)
penis popsicle makers
pecker cake toppers
penis candles
penis cookie cutters
reusable penis ice cubes

nice to know one can order these items whenever necessary.

In keeping with your penis theme, you could have penis shaped ice cubes for the cocktails.

Don't you know people would be standing around sucking on the ice cubes...

apparently, all of these and more are available online:
giant penis ice sculpture mold
penis jello shot mold (a must have)
penis popsicle makers
pecker cake toppers
penis candles
penis cookie cutters
reusable penis ice cubes

nice to know one can order these items whenever necessary.

Not too bad there Tootsie....until you get to the REUSABLE penis ice cubes! And the visual with the penis popscicle...oh man!

Have you thought of making food to match? Weiners with tater tots (use cheez whiz or toothpicks to manipulate them into the proper shape)...just remember...NO mayo for dipping!!!! Also use "little smokies" and bun length weiners for variety....Enjoy!

Don't you know people would be standing around sucking on the ice cubes...

"great" (?) minds think alike!!!!

Didn't CJ say the bride was fairly innocent? Not any more! Especially if she has to blow out the penis candles.

Please let us know how this party turns out. I'll try to have the spewed diet coke cleaned off my computer by then!! :laughing1

Not too bad there Tootsie....until you get to the REUSABLE penis ice cubes! And the visual with the penis popscicle...oh man!

Have you thought of making food to match? Weiners with tater tots (use cheez whiz or toothpicks to manipulate them into the proper shape)...just remember...NO mayo for dipping!!!! Also use "little smokies" and bun length weiners for variety....Enjoy!

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apparently, all of these and more are available online:
giant penis ice sculpture mold
penis jello shot mold (a must have)
penis popsicle makers
pecker cake toppers
penis candles
penis cookie cutters
reusable penis ice cubes

nice to know one can order these items whenever necessary.

I do know a few ice sculturers, but you would have to fly them in.

Didn't CJ say the bride was fairly innocent? Not any more! Especially if she has to blow out the penis candles.

Please let us know how this party turns out. I'll try to have the spewed diet coke cleaned off my computer by then!! :laughing1

After the event, CJ and Nate should show this thread to the Bride to be, or perhaps print it for her and take it to the party. It could be good for a couple of laughs.

apparently, all of these and more are available online:
giant penis ice sculpture mold
penis jello shot mold (a must have)
penis popsicle makers
pecker cake toppers
penis candles
penis cookie cutters
reusable penis ice cubes

nice to know one can order these items whenever necessary.

Tootsie..tell everyone about the PENIS PASTA!!!!!

After the event, CJ and Nate should show this thread to the Bride to be, or perhaps print it for her and take it to the party. It could be good for a couple of laughs.

I'd say more than a couple...
They may even want to put it in their wedding album scrapbook!

Ok.......six pages of this cake talk!!!! I can't belive it I love it!!! but I can't belive it

I think I may have to go smoke a cig........................................................

All this penis talk is making me crank-eee.

Tootsie..tell everyone about the PENIS PASTA!!!!!

oh, yeah, I completely forgot about the penis pasta that someone in my sick family gave me one Christmas... a one lb bag of pasta perfectly shaped like very small penises... about the size of penne pasta... hysterical!

Will the future mother-in-law be attending? :shock:

Always good for daughter-in-law/mother-in-law relations--attend a penis cake party together. Hope the size of the cake does not insult her son's...hmm hmm. Wonder if my mother-in-law and I would have bonded better with a penis cake?

Will the future mother-in-law be attending? :shock:

Always good for daughter-in-law/mother-in-law relations--attend a penis cake party together. Hope the size of the cake does not insult her son's...hmm hmm. Wonder if my mother-in-law and I would have bonded better with a penis cake?

I guess a penis cake party attended by the mother-in-law could get hairy.

I guess a penis cake party attended by the mother-in-law could get hairy.

Yes, I do think styles have changed :laughing1

You BEGGED for that pasta.It was a marvelous prize in a wild grinch-gift party!!

I just noticed the number of posts on this thread. It is hard to believe that we can find 173 things to say about a penis cake! Funny bunch, you people. :laughing1

You BEGGED for that pasta.It was a marvelous prize in a wild grinch-gift party!!

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They do say the memory is the first to go!!