Penis Cake

They do say the memory is the first to go!!

For men, they have Viagra for that memory thing!!!

No, I'm not PUI. I am just being silly.

As Tom Robbins once said, "Life is much too serious to take life seriously."

Silly is good, it keeps things in perspective......I don't think I have a serious bone in my body!!!!

Silly is good, it keeps things in perspective......I don't think I have a serious bone in my body!!!!

I believe you've set yourself up again

I believe you've set yourself up again

Oh, and you would be the one to notice LL...I didn't mean to really!!!!!

Silly is good, it keeps things in perspective......I don't think I have a serious bone in my body!!!!

That's a shame

I believe you've set yourself up again

Yep. Exactly what I was thinking. :laughing1

That's a shame

Well I do have to be serious about some things, sometimes.

Well I do have to be serious about some things, sometimes.

I was refering to the bone

I was refering to the bone

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Otter's MIG!

I was refering to the bone

HA HA HA.

Here is my Friday Funny For Today...I am posting it in this thread, and you will see why. It is rated M for mature audiences...just warning you. I have a feeling Kurt my kick me off the board after this one!!!! If it offends, I apologize now! Please don't kill the messenger...It is so funny!!!


When her five-year-old daughter began asking questions about the facts of life, the mother carefully explained how babies were made. For several days, the child went over this fascinating new material with her mother. ''So the sperm from Daddy fertilizes the ovum from Mommy and the baby is carried in Mommy's tummy.'' ''That's right, honey'' her mother said. ''But how does the sperm get there?'' she asked. ''Does Mommy swallow it?'' ''If Mommy wants a new cocktail dress, she does,'' came the reply.

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Otter's MIG!

Did ya see how I drew her in

Well I logged in to look for the Friday funnies... but saw the penis thread first and had to look ....you guys have been busy!! Oh, and then I saw the FF was on the penis thread..

Well I logged in to look for the Friday funnies... but saw the penis thread first and had to look ....you guys have been busy!! Oh, and then I saw the FF was on the penis thread..

Well, I thought it fit well here, don't you think?

Well, I thought it fit well here, don't you think?

Its a great fit!! You guys have a great Friday!

Will the future mother-in-law be attending? :shock:

Always good for daughter-in-law/mother-in-law relations--attend a penis cake party together. Hope the size of the cake does not insult her son's...hmm hmm. Wonder if my mother-in-law and I would have bonded better with a penis cake?

I know her Mom will be there but not sure about in-law. I will certainly give you all a full report, but the party is not until the end of this month...I may have to start a new thread but who knows...this one may still be going.

As far as innocence...she sings in the church choir and was a music major and is a music teacher. The couple has refused to move in together even though they both relocated to a new city for his job. She is very attractive but in a very innocent way. (just to give you an idea)
I can't wait to tell you all about it.

Did anyone but me happen to notice this thread has almost 200 hits....
However the Educational Link by WaltonUndercurrent has 0


:laughing1

hmmmm

It's been awhile since the ol' Penis Cake thread reared it's ugly head--har har har.

It just dawned on me why it takes me so long to empty the dishwasher. Put away a few forks, type type type, stack some dishes, read a post, giggle giggle, load the coffeemaker, look at some beach pics....

Attention CJ - can you please give us an update on the penis cake project?

thank you for your assistance in this matter.

Attention CJ - can you please give us an update on the penis cake project?

thank you for your assistance in this matter.

I hope that is popcorn you are eating.

My understanding is that the Penis Cake will be made later in the upcoming week, and will be delivered on Saturday. Woo-hoo! No photos please.

Don't you mean photo's please!!!?

Don't you mean photo's please!!!?

No, I really mean, no photos please. The Penis Cake may have stage fright.

I hope that is popcorn you are eating.

My understanding is that the Penis Cake will be made later in the upcoming week, and will be delivered on Saturday. Woo-hoo! No photos please.

"Let them eat cake"....Marie A.

ktchris,
Hold your horses, the Penis Cake is coming. I spoke with the Penis Cake maker yesterday.

we're waiting......