Any better ideas how to assure myself a seat on the Jury? I just love Jury Duty. 
Any better ideas how to assure myself a seat on the Jury? I just love Jury Duty. 
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You are correct. I don't know the Judges. What are they going to do, send me home? That is why my original thought was to wear one that isn't so obvious, but definitely makes a statement, and as part of my freedom of speech, I dare the Judge to call me on it.![]()
(BTW -- anyone mind checking on my dogs if I get thrown in jail :funn:?)
I wonder if they will let me document the trial, and what goes on in the Jury Room, with my camera and note taking... :scratch:
You are correct. I don't know the Judges. What are they going to do, send me home? That is why my original thought was to wear one that isn't so obvious, but definitely makes a statement, and as part of my freedom of speech, I dare the Judge to call me on it.![]()
(BTW -- anyone mind checking on my dogs if I get thrown in jail :funn:?)
Wearing a "statement" might get you a contempt of court charge, and home isn't where you'd be going. At least not immediately.
Or, the judge might agree with you. They are unpredictable like that.
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Maybe my shirt could be more subtle and read, something like:
- freedom
- gov't sucks
- pick me
- legalize pot and prostitution
- down with Whitey
- or maybe my signature line
What are they going to do, send me home?Actually I have seen them send people to Walmart to buy appropriate clothes. But the deputies do it before the judge ever gets in the room. And they do make a note of who you are in case you dont come back.
Actually I have seen them send people to Walmart to buy appropriate clothes. But the deputies do it before the judge ever gets in the room. And they do make a note of who you are in case you dont come back.I hope they give me some money to buy the clothes, because I sure as hell am not buying clothing, using my own money, specifically to enter the Court Room, and I will raise hell about my tax dollars being used to benefit an individual citizen if they give me the money with the directive. That is not legal by any stretch of the law. What a crock of poo-poo, and a major violation of Freedom of Speech.
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I hope they give me some money to buy the clothes, because I sure as hell am not buying clothing, using my own money, specifically to enter the Court Room, and I will raise hell about my tax dollars being used to benefit an individual citizen if they give me the money with the directive. That is not legal by any stretch of the law. What a crock of poo-poo, and a major violation of Freedom of Speech.

I wonder if they will let me document the trial, and what goes on in the Jury Room, with my camera and note taking... :scratch:
So just wear something appropriate to begin with. At least men are permitted to wear slacks and flat shoes. Geez. :roll:"Slacks?"
What? Women cannot wear flat shoes to Court? What is with all of the dress codes? I thought I ditched those dress codes when I left the Country Club.
Sandals are my shoes, as I wear them most everywhere. I wear shorts at least 300 days of the year, so that is a bunch of horse poo about not wearing shorts. I guess I will have to dig my pants out of winter storage. Better yet, I might dig through my Halloween Costumes to look for the pair of yellow capris which I have. I hope socks aren't required. I will definitely wear a coat, because I know that Judge has to keep the courtroom cold as a meat locker so that everyone wearing all of those clothes won't be sweating. What ever happened to those hot sweaty Court Rooms, where the defendants and their lawyers really felt the heat?Edited
"Slacks?"What? Women cannot wear flat shoes to Court? What is with all of the dress codes? I thought I ditched those dress codes when I left the Country Club.
Sandals are my shoes, as I wear them most everywhere. I wear shorts at least 300 days of the year, so that is a bunch of horse poo about not wearing shorts. I guess I will have to dig my pants out of winter storage. Better yet, I might dig through my Halloween Costumes to look for the pair of yellow capris which I have. I hope socks aren't required. I will definitely wear a coat, because I know that Judge has to keep the courtroom cold as a meat locker so that everyone wearing all of those clothes won't be sweating. What ever happened to those hot sweaty Court Rooms, where the defendants and their lawyers really felt the heat?

The new Jury Duty dress code........."Slacks?"What? Women cannot wear flat shoes to Court? What is with all of the dress codes? I thought I ditched those dress codes when I left the Country Club.
Sandals are my shoes, as I wear them most everywhere. I wear shorts at least 300 days of the year, so that is a bunch of horse poo about not wearing shorts. I guess I will have to dig my pants out of winter storage. Better yet, I might dig through my Halloween Costumes to look for the pair of yellow capris which I have. I hope socks aren't required. I will definitely wear a coat, because I know that Judge has to keep the courtroom cold as a meat locker so that everyone wearing all of those clothes won't be sweating. What ever happened to those hot sweaty Court Rooms, where the defendants and their lawyers really felt the heat?
). But unless it has changed, the deputy clerks who have court duty must wear dresses/skirts. I am not kidding. Several years ago, court got held up because the clerk scheduled for court got sick and they couldn't find another deputy clerk wearing a dress. Finally one who lived close to the Courthouse went home and changed. :roll:
), they are looking too closely.

My former boss used this all the time... "I believe the cops are out there doing their job. They don't go around arresting people for no reason, so if this person was arrested, they are probably guilty, or they wouldn't have been arrested, and since most criminals are repeat offenders, if he didn't do this crime, he probably did another one." He never served.
SoWal is SoWal. This is DeFuniak we are talking about.
Twenty years ago, I worked for a bank that was headquartered in DeFuniak. We could only wear pants of any sort on Friday. It was not uncommon for those of us who were unmarried to be not-so-discreetly followed around on dates to make sure we were not having sex. Heaven forbid if you were seen smoking a cigarette, or drinking an alcoholic beverage, and it got back to our bank's president.
While the discrimination (and the bank) no longer exists, certain aspects of this mindset still exist, and ShallowsFuzz and I are acutely aware (or paranoid) that we "represent" Walton County, no matter where we go or what we do on our personal time. This is precisely why you won't see us having a drink in public in Walton County. (Jdarg's house, Chili's in Destin, and tailgating in Tallahassee don't count. ;-) )
SoWal is SoWal. This is DeFuniak we are talking about.I do remember having a closing which had to take place a particular lawyer's office in DeFunk. Let's just say this "poor little 'ole small time lawyer" had a private plane (or was it a jet?). When I walked into his office, I felt like I had walked into the middle of a John Grisham movie set from the 1970s. I didn't realize DeFunk was 30 years out of date. However, they now have a Super Walmart, so they should loosen up.
Twenty years ago, I worked for a bank that was headquartered in DeFuniak. We could only wear pants of any sort on Friday. It was not uncommon for those of us who were unmarried to be not-so-discreetly followed around on dates to make sure we were not having sex. Heaven forbid if you were seen smoking a cigarette, or drinking an alcoholic beverage, and it got back to our bank's president.
While the discrimination (and the bank) no longer exists, certain aspects of this mindset still exist, and ShallowsFuzz and I are acutely aware (or paranoid) that we "represent" Walton County, no matter where we go or what we do on our personal time. This is precisely why you won't see us having a drink in public in Walton County. (Jdarg's house, Chili's in Destin, and tailgating in Tallahassee don't count. ;-) )
Been around it all my life, my brother lives there, my spouse was born, raised and graduated from high school there, I have many, many friends there, it's historical and beautiful, etc...but while SoWal has become suburban, DeFuniak is small southern town Victorian, and you just have to take that into account.My former boss used this all the time... "I believe the cops are out there doing their job. They don't go around arresting people for no reason, so if this person was arrested, they are probably guilty, or they wouldn't have been arrested, and since most criminals are repeat offenders, if he didn't do this crime, he probably did another one." He never served.

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