Favorite Movie Lines

"Who the **ck are the Knutsens?" Dude in The Big Lebowski. Pretty much the whole dialogue applies though imho.

'Me, I'm dishonest, and you can always trust a dishonest man to be dishonest. Honestly, it's the honest ones you have to watch out for...'

Jack Sparrow - Pirates of the Caribbean

ok one more...

'We go together like peas and carrots.'


- Forrest Gump

"The King's stinking son fired me, and thank you so much for bringing up such a painful subject. While you're at it, why don't you give me a nice paper cut and pour lemon juice on it? We're closed." ~Billy Crystal as Miracle Max in The Princess Bride

Pulp Fiction:
Jules: What did you do to the towel?
Vincent: I was dryin' my hands.
Jules: You're supposed to wash 'em first.
Vincent: You watched me wash 'em.
Jules: I watched you get 'em wet.
Vincent: I was washing 'em. But this stuff's hard to get off. Maybe if I had Lava or something, I coulda done a better job.
Jules: I used the same blankin' soap you did and when I got finished, the towel didn't look like no blankin' Maxi-Pad.

"I don't want to sell anything, buy anything, or process anything as a career. I don't want to sell anything bought or processed, or buy anything sold or processed, or process anything sold, bought, or processed, or repair anything sold, bought, or processed. You know, as a career, I don't want to do that. " - Lloyd Dobler, Say Anything

"The King's stinking son fired me, and thank you so much for bringing up such a painful subject. While you're at it, why don't you give me a nice paper cut and pour lemon juice on it? We're closed." ~Billy Crystal as Miracle Max in The Princess Bride

"HUMPERDINK, HUMPERDINK, HUMPERDINK" Carol Kane as Mrs. Miracle Max, Princess Bride

Taggart: The LePetomane Thru-Way? Now what'll that ahole think of next? Does anybody have a dime? Somebody has to go back and get a ****load of dimes.

of course, Slim Pickens in "Blazing Saddles"


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ooops, sorry, didn't think ahole would make it thru the filter....my apologies...

?Leave the gun. Take the cannolis.? - The Godfather

It's hard to pick just one from O Brother Where Art Thou...

Delmar O'Donnell: Them syreens did this to Pete. They loved him up and turned him into a horny toad.

JUNO

Vanessa Loring: Your parents are probably wondering where you are.
Juno MacGuff: Nah... I mean, I'm already pregnant, so what other kind of shenanigans could I get into?

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"Put that coffee down! Coffee's for closers only." Alex Baldwin - Glengarry Glen Ross

YouTube - Glengarry Glen Ross speech

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"Vat is it Grandpapa"-gay little german guy from Beerfest!.. great movie.. i can go on forever with these

"Richard, who's your favorite little rascal?Alfalfa, or is it Spanky.... sinner!"-Chris Farley to David Spade in Tommy Boy

"What do you think about that **ck head.... (big german eats glass)... What do you think about that head **ck" also Beerfest

"...And I guess that was your accomplice in the wood chipper" -Fargo

I know what you're thinking. "Did he fire six shots or only five?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?

"Who the **ck are the Knutsens?" Dude in The Big Lebowski. Pretty much the whole dialogue applies though imho.

i wholeheartedly concur - one of the best movies ever !

stfu donnie , you're out of your element - the big lebowski

It's hard to pick just one from O Brother Where Art Thou...

Delmar O'Donnell: Them syreens did this to Pete. They loved him up and turned him into a horny toad.

One of my faves.

"...And I guess that was your accomplice in the wood chipper" -Fargo

Gotta love the Coen Bros.

I know what you're thinking. "Did he fire six shots or only five?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?

- Inspector Callahan, Dirty Harry​

One of the best ever.

I'm having a hard time choosing a favorite. I guess it would have to be from Jagged Edge, 1985, with Jeff Bridges and Glenn Close. I couldn't find a clip on YouTube, but I think it's the last line of the movie. Robert Loggia looks poignantly at Glenn Close, reaches and tilts her chin up and says....
"Puck him. He was trash".

"Son...You got a panty on your head."
"The Doctor told us in simple terms that her insides was a rocky place my seed could find no purchase."

Both "Raising Arizona" Classic!

" I smell children" by Kathy Najimy in Hocus Pocus as she and the other 2 witches are looking for the children to put in the cauldron. It wasn't so much the line as it was the delivery.