)Harold & Maude ~ spoken by Maude ~ "Vice, Virtue - It's best not to be too moral. You cheat yourself out of too much life. Aim above morality - If you apply that to life, then you're bound to live life fully. "
What are some of your favorite movie lines. Please give the movie and the line, and only one per post.
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Harold & Maude ~ spoken by Maude ~ "Vice, Virtue - It's best not to be too moral. You cheat yourself out of too much life. Aim above morality - If you apply that to life, then you're bound to live life fully. "
)Harold & Maude ~ spoken by Maude ~ "Vice, Virtue - It's best not to be too moral. You cheat yourself out of too much life. Aim above morality - If you apply that to life, then you're bound to live life fully. "
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SoWal Insider
I don't know why this one sticks with me but I always remember it.
From the FUGITIVE:
Harrison Ford: "I didn't kill my wife."
Tommey Lee Jones: "I don't care."
Love Raising Arizona too.
"Those were the salad days."
From the FUGITIVE:
Harrison Ford: "I didn't kill my wife."
Tommey Lee Jones: "I don't care."
Love Raising Arizona too.
"Those were the salad days."
Beach Fanatic
More Pulp Fiction:
Marcellus: I'm prepared to scour the earth for that m********ker. If Butch goes to Indochina, I want a n****r waiting in a bowl of rice ready to pop a cap in his azz.
From Animal House:
"Mr. Blutarski, zero point zero"
"Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life son"
"As of now, they're on double secret probation"
"Was it over when the Germans bombed pearl harbor?"
Tombstone is one big quote.
Marcellus: I'm prepared to scour the earth for that m********ker. If Butch goes to Indochina, I want a n****r waiting in a bowl of rice ready to pop a cap in his azz.
From Animal House:
"Mr. Blutarski, zero point zero"
"Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life son"
"As of now, they're on double secret probation"
"Was it over when the Germans bombed pearl harbor?"
Tombstone is one big quote.
SoWal Insider
Beach Comber
Setting the scene...the bandits appear one after another, coming up the trail and dismounting near where the four Americans hide behind rocks. When one of the Mexican bandits approaches too close, Dobbs raises his rifle and calls out: "Alto." (Stop) The bandit sees Dobbs and calls to his companions in Spanish. Their malevolent leader, Gold Hat (Alfonso Bedoya) steps forward and at first speaks congenially to Dobbs. Then the friendly conversation turns ugly and rage-filled - it is one of the most classic sets of lines in film history:
Gold Hat: Oiga, senor. We are Federales. You know, the mounted police.
Dobbs: If you're the police, where are your badges?
Gold Hat: Badges? We ain't got no badges! We don't need no badges. I don't have to show you any stinkin' badges!
Good movie.
Dobbs: If you're the police, where are your badges?
Gold Hat: Badges? We ain't got no badges! We don't need no badges. I don't have to show you any stinkin' badges!
Good movie.
bean
"Son...You got a panty on your head."
"The Doctor told us in simple terms that her insides was a rocky place my seed could find no purchase."
Both "Raising Arizona" Classic!
bean
Beach Comber
Oh, there won't be any money. But when you die, on your death bed, you will receive total consciousness. So I got that going for me...which is nice.
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Beach Fanatic
As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be a gangster.
Goodfellas
Goodfellas
SoWal Expert
"Chip, we're all jacked up on Mountain Dew!" Ricky Bobby movie -- I forget the actual title.
Beach Fanatic
He's so confused he doesn't know whether to scratch his watch or wind his butt
Steel Magnolias
Steel Magnolias
Beach Fanatic
"Sell crazy someplace else; we're all stocked up here." Jack Nicholson in As Good As It Gets
YouTube - As Good as it Gets - You're a wonderful man!!
YouTube - As Good as it Gets - You're a wonderful man!!
Beach Fanatic
?I really don?t drink.?
?Yeah, well, now?s a good time to pretend?
??Gene Hackman and Hank Azaria, The Birdcage
YouTube - The Birdcage (1996) - Trailer
?Yeah, well, now?s a good time to pretend?
??Gene Hackman and Hank Azaria, The Birdcage
YouTube - The Birdcage (1996) - Trailer
Beach Fanatic
"I'll have what she's having." When Harry Met Sally
YouTube - Katz's Delicatessen - in "When Harry Met Sally"
YouTube - Katz's Delicatessen - in "When Harry Met Sally"
Beach FanaticAuthor
Dumb & Dumber:
Harry: I expected the Rocky Mountains to be a little rockier than this.
Lloyd: I was thinking the same thing. That John Denver's full of sh!t, man.
Harry: Where are we gonna go?
Lloyd: I'll tell you where. Someplace warm. A place where the beer flows like wine. Where beautiful women instinctively flock like the salmon of Capistrano. I'm talking about a little place called Aspen.
Harry: Oh, I don't know, Lloyd. The French are a$$holes.
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Harry: I expected the Rocky Mountains to be a little rockier than this.
Lloyd: I was thinking the same thing. That John Denver's full of sh!t, man.
Harry: Where are we gonna go?
Lloyd: I'll tell you where. Someplace warm. A place where the beer flows like wine. Where beautiful women instinctively flock like the salmon of Capistrano. I'm talking about a little place called Aspen.
Harry: Oh, I don't know, Lloyd. The French are a$$holes.
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Skunky
This is pretty much the worst video ever made.
Beach Comber
Beach Fanatic
"Can you turn that racket down, can't you see I'm trying to iron in here...and my diet pill is wearing off.."
fartblossom
This is pretty much the worst video ever made.
this was gonna be the next one i posted
fartblossom
Ripley: *Hudson!* This little girl survived longer than that with no weapons and no training.
[to Newt]
Ripley: Right?
[Newt apes a salute]
Hudson: Why don't you put her in charge?
from aliens ! another of my faves.
from revenge of the nerds
Gibert: I just wanted to say that I'm a nerd, and I'm here tonight to stand up for the rights of other nerds. I mean uh, all our lives we've been laughed at and made to feel inferior. And tonight, those bastards, they trashed our house. Why? Cause we're smart? Cause we look different? Well, we're not. I'm a nerd, and uh, I'm pretty proud of it.
Lewis: Hi, Gilbert. I'm a nerd too. I just found that out tonight. We have news for the beautiful people. There's a lot more of us then there are of you. I know there's alumni here tonight. When you went to Adams you might've been called a spazz, or a dork, or a geek. Any of you that have ever felt stepped on, left out, picked on, put down, whether you think you're a nerd or not, why don't you just come down here and join us. Okay? Come on.
Gibert: Just join us cos uh, no-one's gonna really be free until nerd persecution ends.
[to Newt]
Ripley: Right?
[Newt apes a salute]
Hudson: Why don't you put her in charge?
from aliens ! another of my faves.
from revenge of the nerds
Gibert: I just wanted to say that I'm a nerd, and I'm here tonight to stand up for the rights of other nerds. I mean uh, all our lives we've been laughed at and made to feel inferior. And tonight, those bastards, they trashed our house. Why? Cause we're smart? Cause we look different? Well, we're not. I'm a nerd, and uh, I'm pretty proud of it.
Lewis: Hi, Gilbert. I'm a nerd too. I just found that out tonight. We have news for the beautiful people. There's a lot more of us then there are of you. I know there's alumni here tonight. When you went to Adams you might've been called a spazz, or a dork, or a geek. Any of you that have ever felt stepped on, left out, picked on, put down, whether you think you're a nerd or not, why don't you just come down here and join us. Okay? Come on.
Gibert: Just join us cos uh, no-one's gonna really be free until nerd persecution ends.
Beach Fanatic
"Strange things are afoot at the Circle-K." Ted, Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure
Beach Fanatic
Technically it's from television, but I always really liked it:
"Ready?"
"Why do your people always ask if someone is ready right before you are going to do something massively unwise?"
"Tradition."
-- Sinclair and Delenn in Babylon 5:"War Without End #1"
"Ready?"
"Why do your people always ask if someone is ready right before you are going to do something massively unwise?"
"Tradition."
-- Sinclair and Delenn in Babylon 5:"War Without End #1"
Beach Fanatic
From Chinatown: "Of course I'm respectable. I'm old. Politicians, ugly buildings, and whores all get respectable if they last long enough."
Beach Fanatic
He's so confused he doesn't know whether to scratch his watch or wind his butt
Steel Magnolias
Steel Magnolias is chock FULL of great lines! Here's another:
"if you can't say something nice... come sit by me".
Beach Fanatic
BANDITS:
JOE: "....Acapulco....."
TERRY (Billy Bob Thornton): "That's Mexico!"
JOE (Bruce Willis): "Right, that's where they keep Acapulco, Terry"
JOE: "....Acapulco....."
TERRY (Billy Bob Thornton): "That's Mexico!"
JOE (Bruce Willis): "Right, that's where they keep Acapulco, Terry"
Beach Fanatic
From Drowning Mona:
Chief Wyatt Rash: "My mother used to always say, 'when life hands you potatoes, make potato salad.'"
Mona Dearly : "Yeah? Well life just handed me a pile of s**t. What am I supposed to do with that?"
Phil Dearly: "Make s**t salad?"
Chief Wyatt Rash: "My mother used to always say, 'when life hands you potatoes, make potato salad.'"
Mona Dearly : "Yeah? Well life just handed me a pile of s**t. What am I supposed to do with that?"
Phil Dearly: "Make s**t salad?"
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