)Harold & Maude ~ spoken by Maude ~ "Vice, Virtue - It's best not to be too moral. You cheat yourself out of too much life. Aim above morality - If you apply that to life, then you're bound to live life fully. "
What are some of your favorite movie lines. Please give the movie and the line, and only one per post.
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Harold & Maude ~ spoken by Maude ~ "Vice, Virtue - It's best not to be too moral. You cheat yourself out of too much life. Aim above morality - If you apply that to life, then you're bound to live life fully. "
)Harold & Maude ~ spoken by Maude ~ "Vice, Virtue - It's best not to be too moral. You cheat yourself out of too much life. Aim above morality - If you apply that to life, then you're bound to live life fully. "
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Beach Fanatic
"Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life son" -- Animal House
Beach Lover
Beach Fanatic
The sad thing about the Germans bombing Pearl Harbor line is that are a lot of under-25s who just don't get it. So someone will make a perfectly nice use of it on a sports board, someone else replies with 'Forget it, he's rolling. ' and then a person who knows nothing about classic comedies goes off on a rant about people who don't get history.
Beach Fanatic
Robert Duvall's character in Second Hand Lion.
Hub: Sometimes the things that may or may not be true are the things a man needs to believe in the most. That people are basically good; that honor, courage, and virtue mean everything; that power and money, money and power mean nothing; that good always triumphs over evil; and I want you to remember this, that love... true love never dies. You remember that, boy. You remember that. Doesn't matter if it's true or not. You see, a man should believe in those things, because those are the things worth believing in.
Hood 1: Hey, who do you think you are, huh?
Garth: Just a dumb kid, Hub. Don't kill him.
Hub: Right.
[Grabs Hood 1 by the throat]
Hub: I'm Hub McCann. I've fought in two World Wars and countless smaller ones on three continents. I led thousands of men into battle with everything from horses and swords to artillery and tanks. I've seen the headwaters of the Nile, and tribes of natives no white man had ever seen before. I've won and lost a dozen fortunes, KILLED MANY MEN and loved only one woman with a passion a FLEA like you could never begin to understand. That's who I am. NOW, GO HOME, BOY!
Hub: Sometimes the things that may or may not be true are the things a man needs to believe in the most. That people are basically good; that honor, courage, and virtue mean everything; that power and money, money and power mean nothing; that good always triumphs over evil; and I want you to remember this, that love... true love never dies. You remember that, boy. You remember that. Doesn't matter if it's true or not. You see, a man should believe in those things, because those are the things worth believing in.
Hood 1: Hey, who do you think you are, huh?
Garth: Just a dumb kid, Hub. Don't kill him.
Hub: Right.
[Grabs Hood 1 by the throat]
Hub: I'm Hub McCann. I've fought in two World Wars and countless smaller ones on three continents. I led thousands of men into battle with everything from horses and swords to artillery and tanks. I've seen the headwaters of the Nile, and tribes of natives no white man had ever seen before. I've won and lost a dozen fortunes, KILLED MANY MEN and loved only one woman with a passion a FLEA like you could never begin to understand. That's who I am. NOW, GO HOME, BOY!
SWGB
Steel Magnolias!
All gay men have track lightin'. And all gay men are named Mark, Rick, or Steve.
Side note to this, I've put up track lighting with a man named Steve. :funn:
All gay men have track lightin'. And all gay men are named Mark, Rick, or Steve.
Side note to this, I've put up track lighting with a man named Steve. :funn:
SoWal Insider
Truvy: Time marches on and sooner or later you realize it is marchin' across your face.
and of course:
Shelby: Pink is my signature color.
[Referring to her daughter's many pink wedding decorations]
M'Lynn: That sanctuary looks like it's been hosed down with Pepto-Bismol.
Truvy: What are your colors, Shelby?
Shelby: My colors are "blush" and "bashful."
M'Lynn: Her colors are "pink" and pink."
Shelby: My colors are "blush" and "bashful" Mama!
M'Lynn: How pretentious is this weddin' gonna get, I ask you?
This applies to most bad days in life:
Ouiser Boudreaux: This is it, I've found it, I'm in hell.
Ouiser Boudreaux: The only reason people are nice to me is because I have more money than God.
Ouiser Boudreaux: I'm not as sweet as I used to be.
Ouiser Boudreaux: You are too twisted for color TV!
Clairee Belcher: The only thing that separates us from the animals is our ability to accessorize.
and of course:
Shelby: Pink is my signature color.
[Referring to her daughter's many pink wedding decorations]
M'Lynn: That sanctuary looks like it's been hosed down with Pepto-Bismol.
Truvy: What are your colors, Shelby?
Shelby: My colors are "blush" and "bashful."
M'Lynn: Her colors are "pink" and pink."
Shelby: My colors are "blush" and "bashful" Mama!
M'Lynn: How pretentious is this weddin' gonna get, I ask you?
This applies to most bad days in life:
Ouiser Boudreaux: This is it, I've found it, I'm in hell.
Ouiser Boudreaux: The only reason people are nice to me is because I have more money than God.
Ouiser Boudreaux: I'm not as sweet as I used to be.
Ouiser Boudreaux: You are too twisted for color TV!
Clairee Belcher: The only thing that separates us from the animals is our ability to accessorize.
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SWGB
Clairee Belcher: The only thing that separates us from the animals is our ability to accessorize.
Does this mean sunshine is human?
SoWal Expert
Does this mean sunshine is human?
Hail yeah.
bean
Steel Magnolias!
All gay men have track lightin'. And all gay men are named Mark, Rick, or Steve.
Side note to this, I've put up track lighting with a man named Steve. :funn:
I picked up the movie tonight at the library...Sam hasn't seen it. I love it when I can share a classic with her.;-)
Beach Comber
In "Outlaw Josey Wales" - Chief Dan as the aging Indian warrior Lone Watie... calls himself a civilized Indian - "We're civilized because white men can sneak up on us."
SoWal Insider
I picked up the movie tonight at the library...Sam hasn't seen it. I love it when I can share a classic with her.;-)
I made lil' FFF watch it with me a couple of years ago for the first time, she loved it!Beach Comber
Of course "Cool Hand Luke" -
Captain: You gonna get used to wearin' them chains after awhile, Luke. Don't you never stop listenin' to them clinking, cause they gonna remind you of what I've been saying -- for your own good.
Luke: I wish you'd stop being so good to me, Cap'm.
Captain: Don't you ever talk that way to me. Never! Never!
[addressing prisoners]
What we've got here is failure to communicate.
Some men, you just can't reach.
So you get what we had here last week -- which is the way he wants it.
Well, he gets it.
And I don't like it anymore than you men.
Captain: You gonna get used to wearin' them chains after awhile, Luke. Don't you never stop listenin' to them clinking, cause they gonna remind you of what I've been saying -- for your own good.
Luke: I wish you'd stop being so good to me, Cap'm.
Captain: Don't you ever talk that way to me. Never! Never!
[addressing prisoners]
What we've got here is failure to communicate.
Some men, you just can't reach.
So you get what we had here last week -- which is the way he wants it.
Well, he gets it.
And I don't like it anymore than you men.
SWGB
Love love love the movie Jeffrey, BB this is a must see if you haven't seen it.
[Regarding his brush with Mother Theresa]
Jeffrey: She looked good.
Sterling: Please, she's had work done.
Darius: Who's Martha Stewart?
Sterling: She writes picture books about gracious living. Martha says that nothing else matters if you can do a nice dried floral arrangement. I worship her.
Darius: And, um, who's Ann Miller?
Sterling: Leave this house.
Sterling: [putting on a red shawl] Can I do this, or will I look like some sort of gay superhero?
[Father Dan has just tried to kiss Jeffrey]
Jeffrey: Wait! You're really a priest?
Father Dan: Of course.
Jeffrey: But... I mean, aren't you supposed to be straight and celibate?
Father Dan: Maybe you didn't hear me. I'm a CATHOLIC priest. Historically, that falls somewhere between chorus boy and florist.
Skip Winkley: Who is your biggest sexual fantasy?
Barney's Waiter: [wipes the side of his mouth seductively] Den-ZEL Washington.
Jeffrey: The guy at the gym.
Sterling: Yoko Ono.
[everyone looks at Sterling with a suprised look]
Sterling: To see the apartment!
[Regarding his brush with Mother Theresa]
Jeffrey: She looked good.
Sterling: Please, she's had work done.
Darius: Who's Martha Stewart?
Sterling: She writes picture books about gracious living. Martha says that nothing else matters if you can do a nice dried floral arrangement. I worship her.
Darius: And, um, who's Ann Miller?
Sterling: Leave this house.
Sterling: [putting on a red shawl] Can I do this, or will I look like some sort of gay superhero?
[Father Dan has just tried to kiss Jeffrey]
Jeffrey: Wait! You're really a priest?
Father Dan: Of course.
Jeffrey: But... I mean, aren't you supposed to be straight and celibate?
Father Dan: Maybe you didn't hear me. I'm a CATHOLIC priest. Historically, that falls somewhere between chorus boy and florist.
Skip Winkley: Who is your biggest sexual fantasy?
Barney's Waiter: [wipes the side of his mouth seductively] Den-ZEL Washington.
Jeffrey: The guy at the gym.
Sterling: Yoko Ono.
[everyone looks at Sterling with a suprised look]
Sterling: To see the apartment!
Beach Fanatic
As Good As It Gets...
Woman: How do you write women so well?
Melvin: I think of a man, and I take away reason and accountability.
Woman: How do you write women so well?
Melvin: I think of a man, and I take away reason and accountability.
Beach Fanatic
The Birdcage....I could go on and on and on with this one......
Albert: Don't give me that tone!
Armand: What tone?
Albert: That sarcastic contemptuous tone that means you know everything because you're a man, and I know nothing because I'm a woman.
Armand: You're not a woman.
Albert: Oh, you bastard!
Albert Goldman: Whatever I am, he made me! I was adorable once, young and full of hope. And now look at me! I'm this short, fat, insecure, middle-aged THING!
Armand: I made you short?
Agador: Armand, why don't you let me be in the show? Are you afraid of my Guatemalan-ness?
Armand: Your what?
Agador: My Guatemalan-ness, my natural heat. You're afraid I'm too primitive to be on the stage with your little estrogen rockettes, right?
Armand: You're right. I'm afraid of your heat.
Albert: Don't give me that tone!
Armand: What tone?
Albert: That sarcastic contemptuous tone that means you know everything because you're a man, and I know nothing because I'm a woman.
Armand: You're not a woman.
Albert: Oh, you bastard!
Albert Goldman: Whatever I am, he made me! I was adorable once, young and full of hope. And now look at me! I'm this short, fat, insecure, middle-aged THING!
Armand: I made you short?
Agador: Armand, why don't you let me be in the show? Are you afraid of my Guatemalan-ness?
Armand: Your what?
Agador: My Guatemalan-ness, my natural heat. You're afraid I'm too primitive to be on the stage with your little estrogen rockettes, right?
Armand: You're right. I'm afraid of your heat.
SWGB
Try more gum!
Beach Fanatic
The Birdcage....I could go on and on and on with this one......
Albert: Don't give me that tone!
Armand: What tone?
Albert: That sarcastic contemptuous tone that means you know everything because you're a man, and I know nothing because I'm a woman.
Armand: You're not a woman.
Albert: Oh, you bastard!
Albert Goldman: Whatever I am, he made me! I was adorable once, young and full of hope. And now look at me! I'm this short, fat, insecure, middle-aged THING!
Armand: I made you short?
Agador: Armand, why don't you let me be in the show? Are you afraid of my Guatemalan-ness?
Armand: Your what?
Agador: My Guatemalan-ness, my natural heat. You're afraid I'm too primitive to be on the stage with your little estrogen rockettes, right?
Armand: You're right. I'm afraid of your heat.
Every time I watch that movie my stomach hurts from laughing so much. "I tole ju I ca walk in deez chooz." Plop.
Beach Fanatic
"I thought that record was gonna stand forever. Folks don't seem to have a taste for testicles no more." Funny Farm
YouTube - Funny Farm - Sheep Balls
YouTube - Funny Farm - Sheep Balls
Beach Lover
Steel Magnolias!
All gay men have track lightin'. And all gay men are named Mark, Rick, or Steve.
Side note to this, I've put up track lighting with a man named Steve. :funn:
tell Steve I said hi...
Rick
Beach Lover
Tombstone:
"go ahead... skin that smoke wagon and see what happens...or are you just gonna stand there and bleed?"
"go ahead... skin that smoke wagon and see what happens...or are you just gonna stand there and bleed?"
Beach Fanatic
Die Hard: "Yippie-kay-yay, motherf*****." -John McClane.
Beach Fanatic
Tombstone again:
Johnny Tyler: I swear, it's like I'm playin' cards with my brother's kids or somethin'. You nerve-wrackin' sons-a-*****es.
Johnny Tyler: I swear, it's like I'm playin' cards with my brother's kids or somethin'. You nerve-wrackin' sons-a-*****es.
SoWal Insider
I'm not a big war movie fan, but I loved Band of Brothers.
Here are a few quotes I can post and a link for the ones I can't.
2nd Lt. George Rice: Looks like you guys are going to be surrounded.
Richard Winters: We're paratroopers, Lieutenant. We're supposed to be surrounded.
Richard Winters: We're not lost, Private... we're in Normandy.
Richard Winters: Captain Sobel, we salute the rank, not the man.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0185906/quotes
Here are a few quotes I can post and a link for the ones I can't.
2nd Lt. George Rice: Looks like you guys are going to be surrounded.
Richard Winters: We're paratroopers, Lieutenant. We're supposed to be surrounded.
Richard Winters: We're not lost, Private... we're in Normandy.
Richard Winters: Captain Sobel, we salute the rank, not the man.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0185906/quotes
SoWal Insider
Of course "Cool Hand Luke" -none better, the lines, the scene,the actors,the setting
Captain: You gonna get used to wearin' them chains after awhile, Luke. Don't you never stop listenin' to them clinking, cause they gonna remind you of what I've been saying -- for your own good.
Luke: I wish you'd stop being so good to me, Cap'm.
Captain: Don't you ever talk that way to me. Never! Never!
[addressing prisoners]
What we've got here is failure to communicate.
Some men, you just can't reach.
So you get what we had here last week -- which is the way he wants it.
Well, he gets it.
And I don't like it anymore than you men.
SoWal Insider
some flicks you just have to seehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G4lp6UL8rBQ&feature=related
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