)Harold & Maude ~ spoken by Maude ~ "Vice, Virtue - It's best not to be too moral. You cheat yourself out of too much life. Aim above morality - If you apply that to life, then you're bound to live life fully. "
What are some of your favorite movie lines. Please give the movie and the line, and only one per post.
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Harold & Maude ~ spoken by Maude ~ "Vice, Virtue - It's best not to be too moral. You cheat yourself out of too much life. Aim above morality - If you apply that to life, then you're bound to live life fully. "
)Harold & Maude ~ spoken by Maude ~ "Vice, Virtue - It's best not to be too moral. You cheat yourself out of too much life. Aim above morality - If you apply that to life, then you're bound to live life fully. "
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Die Hard: "Yippie-kay-yay, motherf*****." -John McClane.
Tombstone again:
Johnny Tyler: I swear, it's like I'm playin' cards with my brother's kids or somethin'. You nerve-wrackin' sons-a-*****es.
Love these!!
SWGB
It's twue it's twue - Blazing Saddles
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So I Married An Axe Murder
"He'll be cryin' himself to sleep tonight on his huge pillow!"
YouTube - Gigantic Head: "It has its own zip code"
The Wizard of Oz
"Begone...before someone drops a house on you, too."
YouTube - Wizard of Oz Glenda and Witch of the West
Heathers
"My son's a homosexual, and I love him. I love my dead gay son."
Veronica: No, my life's not perfect. I don't really like my friends.
J.D.: I... I don't really like your friends either.
Veronica: Well, it's just like - they're people I work with, and our job is being popular and s#!+.
J.D.: Maybe it's time to take a vacation.
" I use my grand IQ to decide what color lip gloss to wear in the morning and how to hit three keggers before curfew...
"He'll be cryin' himself to sleep tonight on his huge pillow!"
YouTube - Gigantic Head: "It has its own zip code"
The Wizard of Oz
"Begone...before someone drops a house on you, too."
YouTube - Wizard of Oz Glenda and Witch of the West
Heathers
"My son's a homosexual, and I love him. I love my dead gay son."
Veronica: No, my life's not perfect. I don't really like my friends.
J.D.: I... I don't really like your friends either.
Veronica: Well, it's just like - they're people I work with, and our job is being popular and s#!+.
J.D.: Maybe it's time to take a vacation.
" I use my grand IQ to decide what color lip gloss to wear in the morning and how to hit three keggers before curfew...
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"Toto, I Don't Think We're in Kansas Anymore"
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"Surely you can't be serious."
"I am serious...and don't call me Shirley." Airplane
"Are your crying?" There's no crying in baseball!" A League of their Own
"I am serious...and don't call me Shirley." Airplane
"Are your crying?" There's no crying in baseball!" A League of their Own
SoWal Insider
Oh, there won't be any money. But when you die, on your death bed, you will receive total consciousness. So I got that going for me...which is nice.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QWJLWERyvkk
goongoola goonggoola
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We have a few favorite lines from Borat, but they are so politically incorrect, I don't believe I'll post them. 
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One of my all time favorite movies...Stripes
John Winger: Chicks dig me, because I rarely wear underwear and when I do it's usually something unusual. But now I know why I have always lost women to guys like you. I mean, it's not just the uniform. It's the stories that you tell. So much fun and imagination.
Lee Harvey, you are a madman. When you stole that cow, and your friend tried to make it with the cow. I want to party with you, cowboy. If the two of us together, forget it. I'm gonna go out on a limb here. I'm gonna volunteer my leadership to this platoon. An army without leaders is like a foot without a big toe. And Sergeant Hulka is always gonna be here to be that big toe for us. I think that we owe a big round of applause to our newest, bestest buddy, and big toe... Sergeant Hulka.
Recruiter: Now, are either of you homosexuals?
John Winger: You mean, like, flaming, or...
Recruiter: Well, it's a standard question we have to ask.
Russell Ziskey: No, we're not homosexual, but we are *willing to learn*.
John Winger: Chicks dig me, because I rarely wear underwear and when I do it's usually something unusual. But now I know why I have always lost women to guys like you. I mean, it's not just the uniform. It's the stories that you tell. So much fun and imagination.
Lee Harvey, you are a madman. When you stole that cow, and your friend tried to make it with the cow. I want to party with you, cowboy. If the two of us together, forget it. I'm gonna go out on a limb here. I'm gonna volunteer my leadership to this platoon. An army without leaders is like a foot without a big toe. And Sergeant Hulka is always gonna be here to be that big toe for us. I think that we owe a big round of applause to our newest, bestest buddy, and big toe... Sergeant Hulka.
Recruiter: Now, are either of you homosexuals?
John Winger: You mean, like, flaming, or...
Recruiter: Well, it's a standard question we have to ask.
Russell Ziskey: No, we're not homosexual, but we are *willing to learn*.
Beach Fanatic
Same scene in Stripes with Winger signing up at the recruiter's office : "Dear Sammy, get well soon" 
Beach Fanatic
Val Kilmer as Doc Holiday....
"I'll be your Huckleberry"
"I'll be your Huckleberry"
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Yeah...he was good in that, but has happened to him?
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I bet that if he wasn't such a PITA to work with he would be getting better roles than the voice of KITT in the new Knightrider movie!
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I bet that if he wasn't such a PITA to work with he would be getting better roles than the voice of KITT in the new Knightrider movie!
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crud...left off the last bracket and can't edit. try this...
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Let's go ahead and give Val a shout out from Real Genius...one of my faves...
Chris Knight: Have you ever seen a body like this before in your life?
David Decker: She happens to be my daughter.
Chris Knight: Oh. Then I guess you have.
Chris Knight: Have you ever seen a body like this before in your life?
David Decker: She happens to be my daughter.
Chris Knight: Oh. Then I guess you have.
Beach Crab
"sometimes nothin is a pretty cool hand" cool hand luke
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From Office Space:
Peter Gibbons: I can't believe what a bunch of nerds we are. We're looking up "money laundering" in a dictionary.
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Peter Gibbons: It's not just about me and my dream of doing nothing. It's about all of us. I don't know what happened to me at that hypnotherapist and, I don't know, maybe it was just shock and it's wearing off now, but when I saw that fat man keel over and die - Michael, we don't have a lot of time on this earth! We weren't meant to spend it this way. Human beings were not meant to sit in little cubicles staring at computer screens all day, filling out useless forms and listening to eight different bosses drone on about about mission statements.
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Samir: No one in this country can ever pronounce my name right. It's not that hard: Samir Na-gheen-an-a-jar. Nagheenanajar.
Michael Bolton: Yeah, well at least your name isn't Michael Bolton.
Samir: You know there's nothing wrong with that name.
Michael Bolton: There was nothing wrong with it... until I was about 12 years old and that no-talent a$$ clown became famous and started winning Grammys.
Samir: Hmm... well why don't you just go by Mike instead of Michael?
Michael Bolton: No way. Why should I change? He's the one who sucks.
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Peter Gibbons: What am I gonna do with 40 subscriptions to Vibe?
Peter Gibbons: I can't believe what a bunch of nerds we are. We're looking up "money laundering" in a dictionary.
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Peter Gibbons: It's not just about me and my dream of doing nothing. It's about all of us. I don't know what happened to me at that hypnotherapist and, I don't know, maybe it was just shock and it's wearing off now, but when I saw that fat man keel over and die - Michael, we don't have a lot of time on this earth! We weren't meant to spend it this way. Human beings were not meant to sit in little cubicles staring at computer screens all day, filling out useless forms and listening to eight different bosses drone on about about mission statements.
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Samir: No one in this country can ever pronounce my name right. It's not that hard: Samir Na-gheen-an-a-jar. Nagheenanajar.
Michael Bolton: Yeah, well at least your name isn't Michael Bolton.
Samir: You know there's nothing wrong with that name.
Michael Bolton: There was nothing wrong with it... until I was about 12 years old and that no-talent a$$ clown became famous and started winning Grammys.
Samir: Hmm... well why don't you just go by Mike instead of Michael?
Michael Bolton: No way. Why should I change? He's the one who sucks.
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Peter Gibbons: What am I gonna do with 40 subscriptions to Vibe?
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i've been digging deep for these.
Vivian: Tell me one person who it's worked out for.
Kit: What, you want me to name someone? You want like a name? Oh, God, the pressure of a name... I got it. Cindapuckin'rella
Edward Lewis: It's just that, uh, very few people surprise me.
Vivian: Yeah, well, you're lucky. Most of 'em shock the hell outta me.
Happy Man: Welcome to Hollywood! What's your dream? Everybody comes here; this is Hollywood, land of dreams. Some dreams come true, some don't; but keep on dreamin' - this is Hollywood. Always time to dream, so keep on dreamin'.
Vivian: Tell me one person who it's worked out for.
Kit: What, you want me to name someone? You want like a name? Oh, God, the pressure of a name... I got it. Cindapuckin'rella
Edward Lewis: It's just that, uh, very few people surprise me.
Vivian: Yeah, well, you're lucky. Most of 'em shock the hell outta me.
Happy Man: Welcome to Hollywood! What's your dream? Everybody comes here; this is Hollywood, land of dreams. Some dreams come true, some don't; but keep on dreamin' - this is Hollywood. Always time to dream, so keep on dreamin'.
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Beach Fanatic
from Local Hero:
[Mac is buying shampoo]
Mrs. Wyatt: Dry, normal or greasy?
MacIntyre: Normal. Extra normal.
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Rev. Macpherson: You want to buy my church?
MacIntyre: Not as a going concern.
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I..drink... your milkshake. I drink it up! ~ There Will Be Blood
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"Mrs. Robinson, you're trying to seduce me.
<awkward pause>
Aren't you?"
~ The Graduate
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~Dazed and Confused
Ms. Ginny Stroud: Okay guys, one more thing, this summer when you're being inundated with all this American bicentennial Fourth Of July brouhaha, don't forget what you're celebrating, and that's the fact that a bunch of slave-owning, aristocratic, white males didn't want to pay their taxes.
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Matthew McConaughey as Wooderson: Man, it's the same bullsh%t they tried to pull in my day. If it ain't that piece of paper, there's some other choice they're gonna try and make for you. You gotta do what Randall Pink Floyd wants to do man. Let me tell you this, the older you do get the more rules they're gonna try to get you to follow. You just gotta keep livin' man, L-I-V-I-N.
[Mac is buying shampoo]
Mrs. Wyatt: Dry, normal or greasy?
MacIntyre: Normal. Extra normal.
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Rev. Macpherson: You want to buy my church?
MacIntyre: Not as a going concern.
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I..drink... your milkshake. I drink it up! ~ There Will Be Blood
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"Mrs. Robinson, you're trying to seduce me.
<awkward pause>
Aren't you?"
~ The Graduate
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~Dazed and Confused
Ms. Ginny Stroud: Okay guys, one more thing, this summer when you're being inundated with all this American bicentennial Fourth Of July brouhaha, don't forget what you're celebrating, and that's the fact that a bunch of slave-owning, aristocratic, white males didn't want to pay their taxes.
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Matthew McConaughey as Wooderson: Man, it's the same bullsh%t they tried to pull in my day. If it ain't that piece of paper, there's some other choice they're gonna try and make for you. You gotta do what Randall Pink Floyd wants to do man. Let me tell you this, the older you do get the more rules they're gonna try to get you to follow. You just gotta keep livin' man, L-I-V-I-N.
Beach Lover
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beats on hood
From When Harry Met Sally: "I'll have what she's having."
That sound is exactly how I described the obscene phone call that I received yesterday to avoid being too graphic. Everyone knows that scene.
That sound is exactly how I described the obscene phone call that I received yesterday to avoid being too graphic. Everyone knows that scene.
Beach Fanatic
You're killin' me, Smalls! - The Sandlot
Shakin the bushes, Boss- Cool Hand Luke
There's what's right and what's right and never the twain shall meet. -Raising Arizona
They got more than they can handle, Hi. -Raising Arizona
Come in before you catch your death of mud.
You got a room for Rink? - Popeye
I knew I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue. -Airplane
Where do these stairs go? They go up! -Ghostbusters
Shakin the bushes, Boss- Cool Hand Luke
There's what's right and what's right and never the twain shall meet. -Raising Arizona
They got more than they can handle, Hi. -Raising Arizona
Come in before you catch your death of mud.
You got a room for Rink? - Popeye
I knew I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue. -Airplane
Where do these stairs go? They go up! -Ghostbusters
SoWal Expert
Dolly Parton in Steel Magnolias referring to shoe size:
"I wear a six, but a seven feels so good, I buy an eight."
"I wear a six, but a seven feels so good, I buy an eight."
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