I am not fishing for compliments....just want anyone who wishes to join in on the pity party.
Life of a 40 something single girl just sucks...(can I say that Kurt).......Was stood up Saturday night....and I am really sad and questioning my self worth...am I old? Am I too fat? Is my hair not right? Was there a bugger in my nose??? What gives??? Advice please!!!!
I am not fishing for compliments....just want anyone who wishes to join in on the pity party.
I am not fishing for compliments....just want anyone who wishes to join in on the pity party.
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SoWal Insider
I hope he got the message.
:funn:If he's reading this and doesn't get the message, he's a basic dumbass.
Beach Lover
:boxing:
I hope he got the message.
Beach Fanatic
Just in the Spirit of that Mullet, we need to put him on a line! KISH, I think we can outsmart this one, what do you think?Lynnie, I think I just have to come down there and we need to meet and fix this mess once and for all. We really need to use him as shark bait for him to get the message!!!!!!
Seagrovegirl, good riddance - he lied!
A good friend of mine lied to me and I am having difficulty with this - we aren't even dating!
Beach Fanatic
Beach Lover
This must have been what it was like before tv. Radio. Stay tuned for more. Page 3.
Beach FanaticAuthor
Never a dull moment. I have been encouraged to write a book.
Beach Lover
I'll buy the 1st copy. Was hoping you'd enjoy the little humor.
Beach Fanatic
Never a dull moment. I have been encouraged to write a book.
I'll host the book signing!
Beach FanaticAuthor
You're on!!!! One of my ex's...aka BobbySue has been married 5 times....his book title is going to be, "Honk if You Have Benn Married to____ ______ (his name inserted.)
Meow
This must have been what it was like before tv. Radio. Stay tuned for more. Page 3.
Never a dull moment. I have been encouraged to write a book.
I'll host the book signing!
You're on!!!! One of my ex's...aka BobbySue has been married 5 times....his book title is going to be, "Honk if You Have Benn Married to____ ______ (his name inserted.)
Thread conversation of the day!
(or, yesterday, it seems
)I am telling you...sowal.com could be a hit reality tv show or a sitcom!
Beach Lover
Can't wait to use the late Paul Harvey's next line. And, now, page 3. Gotta wonder how long will this thread go.
SoWal Insider
Bobby Sue is your ex? The plot thickens!
Beach FanaticAuthor
Yes, I am ex wife # 4. Ex wife # 5 WAS my best friend and lived in my house until she said mean thingas about me to my soon to be ex #4.
SoWal Expert
Yes, I am ex wife # 4. Ex wife # 5 WAS my best friend and lived in my house until she said mean thingas about me to my soon to be ex #4.
sgg, I can relate. I lived in step-wife #1's house. We were good friends during and still are. Then, #3 came along. Guess she didn't like "our" house. Made him move to "the river". Plus, she got a big old eagle tattoo and made him grow a mullet.
Beach FanaticAuthor
sgg, I can relate. I lived in step-wife #1's house. We were good friends during and still are. Then, #3 came along. Guess she didn't like "our" house. Made him move to "the river". Plus, she got a big old eagle tattoo and made him grow a mullet.
We turned our favorite ex into BobbySue....
Meow
:funn: :rofl: 
Have mercy!
The book can be titled....
DD and Seagrove Girl Tell it Like it is!
The stories of two highlarious gulls.
SoWal Expert
We turned our favorite ex into BobbySue....
I know!! I love it!!!
Have mercy!
The book can be titled....
DD and Seagrove Girl Tell it Like it is!
The stories of two highlarious gulls.
I think sgg deserves her very own book!!!Beach FanaticAuthor
Title: Ordinary Gulls, Extraordinary Lives
Meow
Title: Ordinary Gulls, Extraordinary Lives
Ordinary? :lie:
I think, NOT!
SoWal Insider
I'm gonna have to reread this one. Am not following it very well this morning - posts 164 and 165 went over my head. Too much of a funn weekend for me, I suspect.
Beach FanaticAuthor
Bobby Sue is my ex, I was his 4th wife. Wife # 5 stayed with me while they got divorced. She hung out with me and my soon to be ex #4 (see, I am being nice here). When my ex #4 left me BobbySue's ex wife #5 buddied up with my #4 and sheet hit the fan. Got it?
Beach Fanatic
sgg, the only thing that would make that funnier (again, not really all that funny but gotta keep it positive) is if somehow my paw-in-law got involved. He is technically and legally available for wife #7, but he would have to dump the adopted daughter first. :roll:
SoWal Insider
It's threads like this that make me realize we're all from and have dysfunctional families. I love it! SGG, thanks for laying it all out there... Keepin' it real. Funny SN.
SoWal Insider
OK, I think I can follow this when the book comes out......Bobby Sue threw me for a minute, too! Good times, SGG!
Beach Fanatic
Holy petunias you guys are funny!!
It all makes sense now...when I was being welcomed to town a couple months ago someone asked me "Have you met BobbySue yet? EVERYBODY knows BobbySue!"
I had no idea how darned funny that was til now.:funn:
It all makes sense now...when I was being welcomed to town a couple months ago someone asked me "Have you met BobbySue yet? EVERYBODY knows BobbySue!"
I had no idea how darned funny that was til now.
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