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ChillPill avatar
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Ever since I saw the "friendly" creature at the bottom of the stairs near my car, I carry my Swiffer Sweeper with me when I leave the house. Purse, briefcase, beachbag, Swiffer Sweeper.

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Lynnie avatar
SoWal Insider
#402
I think she used the dead snake for gator bait! :yikes:

Here is the skinny on the cat if your interested:

Schr?dinger's cat is a thought experiment proposed by the physicist and philosopher Erwin Schr?dinger. It shows how quantum-mechanical indeterminacy at a microscopic level can cause indeterminacy at a macroscopic level. The indeterminacy can be resolved by observation but entails a paradox. Schr?dinger would have us imagine a cat inside a closed box with a tiny bit of a radioactive substance and an apparatus consisting of a Geiger counter, hammer, and flask of cyanide. Over the course of an hour, there is a chance that the radioactive substance might emit an alpha particle, and an equal chance that it might not. If an alpha particle is emitted and hits the Geiger counter, a relay is set in motion whereby the hammer shatters the flask, releasing the gas and killing the cat. Thus, after an hour, there is equal probability of the cat being alive or dead, and an observer can open the box and see which state the cat is in. But until the observation is made, the two possible states, which are mutually exclusive, coexist. In quantum-mechanical terms they are in a condition of superposition. The act of observation changes that, and one state becomes established to the exclusion of the other. In other words, without being observed, the cat does not exist in a particular state at all. It is neither alive nor dead, or it is both alive and dead, depending on how you want to look at it. This thought experiment provides an extreme case of the condition in which small-scale objects always exist. Under the laws of quantum mechanics, electrons, photons, and all other particles are each in a number of superposed states that interact with each other, forming interference patterns, and giving rise to an overall behavior that often seems wavelike. But a measurement made to determine the state that the particle is in destroys the interference patterns and gives rise to different behavior that seems more like that of tiny particles; hence the phenomenon of wave-particle duality. Whether the cat in the box can also be considered an observer in quantum mechanics currently remains unclear.

Thus Lady Chills abstract experimentation into particle physics has come into full fruition with her Swiffer Wave-Particle Duality Wand of Doom! It kills snakes dead...or are they alive?!

Ps. I get all babbley when I am tired! lol ;-)


OK - I am slowly backing out of the tent. You can keep my whiskey. :lol:
You can't bring cyanide into a groovy arty! Only recreational drugs are allowed here......and, drug music! I'm bossy!:floor:
Douglas the Intrepid avatar
Beach Fanatic
#403
OK - I am slowly backing out of the tent. You can keep my whiskey. :lol:
You can't bring cyanide into a groovy arty! Only recreational drugs are allowed here......and, drug music! I'm bossy!:floor:

lol!! Its okay, I am used to bossy women! My exwife was a redhead! :yikes::biggrin:
Lynnie avatar
SoWal Insider
#404
lol!! Its okay, I am used to bossy women! My exwife was a redhead! :yikes::biggrin:

So, is bossy and redhead mutually exclusive?

:lol: Miss Kitty is bossy. Is she your exwife?
DD avatar
SoWal Expert
#406
What's going on here? Is this a party? Am I late? Should I have brought dip?:blink:
Douglas the Intrepid avatar
Beach Fanatic
#407
So, is bossy and redhead mutually exclusive?

:lol: Miss Kitty is bossy. Is she your exwife?

If Miss Kitty were my exwife I would be ....dead? :floor:
Lynnie avatar
SoWal Insider
#408
What's going on here? Is this a party? Am I late? Should I have brought dip?:blink:

Welcome DD! Cyanide isn't allowed - nor killing things. Come on in. I'll get your first drink and then you are on your own. What do you want? Keep an eye on DthI for a min., would ya? :lol:
aggieb avatar
Beach Fanatic
#409
soooo y'all want a confession?
Douglas the Intrepid avatar
Beach Fanatic
#410
soooo y'all want a confession?

Yes please. Have you been a naughty girl Ms. Aggib?!
Lynnie avatar
SoWal Insider
#411
soooo y'all want a confession?

Of course!
Douglas the Intrepid avatar
Beach Fanatic
#412
Either she is writing an epic confession of vast proportions or she fell asleep at the keyboard! Can I have some of that whiskey Ms. Lynnie?! :biggrin:
Lynnie avatar
SoWal Insider
#413
Either she is writing an epic confession of vast proportions or she fell asleep at the keyboard! Can I have some of that whiskey Ms. Lynnie?! :biggrin:

Of course! You drink from the bottle, don't you? Did you get rid of that other stuff? I spook easily!
Douglas the Intrepid avatar
Beach Fanatic
#414
Of course! You drink from the bottle, don't you? Did you get rid of that other stuff? I spook easily!

Yes, I drink from the bottle. :P Do you mean the science talk? lol Yep, I stuffed the rest of it into Chills beachbag for the moment to ferment for the evening... I have trouble believing you spook easily though Lynnie...you seem very...fierce to me! :biggrin:
Miss Kitty avatar
Meow
#415
:funn:What's funnier is we all peter out at a reasonable hour. Then, there's one lone arty goer trying to get the secret code.....kinda' like when Miss Kitty locked herself out of the B&B in ME and had to make secret phones calls to get back inside.

And, speak of the devil, Miss Kitty appears for this arty around 2-5AM (never can tell what time that sassy cat will surface).

Alas! But, nary a confession? :idontno:

You rang? This whole thread is a trip. :blink:

OK - I am slowly backing out of the tent. You can keep my whiskey. :lol:
You can't bring cyanide into a groovy arty! Only recreational drugs are allowed here......and, drug music! I'm bossy!:floor:
:floor:...I'd be backing up and running like hail! That was some seriously crazy a$$ stuff!


So, is bossy and redhead mutually exclusive?

:lol: Miss Kitty is bossy. Is she your exwife?
:wave:...I'm Bossy! I am nobody's ex...I have been a trophy wife for 32 years. :biggrin:


If Miss Kitty were my exwife I would be ....dead? :floor:

Hmmmm.might be true, but explain yoself. :wave:
Douglas the Intrepid avatar
Beach Fanatic
#416
Hmmmm.might be true, but explain yoself. :wave:


Because the only way that a woman as charming as yourself would be my exwife would be if I had died and you became a widow of course! :D:wave:
Yarmap avatar
Beach Fanatic
#417
:floor:I had an aunt once tell me that "a woman thats always looking for a husband, evidently has never had one.":roll: Then again I don't think she followed her own logic because she was married 5 times before she found the right one she stayed with for 40 years until she passed away.:idontno:

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Lynnie avatar
SoWal Insider
#418
Family dirt: I have a Great Aunt, now 96 yrs. young, who has been married 13 times. She hates to be alone and is now officially a cougar since all of her husbands are at least 30 years younger! :floor:
Yarmap avatar
Beach Fanatic
#419
Did you here the one about the 85 year old woman that was marring the 65 year old man? When ask why? she said----------- "He can drive.":floor:
Lynnie avatar
SoWal Insider
#420
My Great Aunt still drives! Maybe we should invite her to out arty 'cause she makes fabulous fried chicken, biscuits and gravy!
aggieb avatar
Beach Fanatic
#421
she fell asleep at the keyboard! Can I have some of that whiskey Ms. Lynnie?! :biggrin:
oh wow. yes, i did actually. hope the whiskey helped.

oh and when i was thinking secret code. it was far from cyanide and decapitated heads.:eek:
you guys have funn at the arty, i think i'll be sitting this one out.

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Douglas the Intrepid avatar
Beach Fanatic
#422
oh wow. yes, i did actually. hope the whiskey helped.

oh and when i was thinking secret code. it was far from cyanide and decapitated heads.:eek:
you guys have funn at the arty, i think i'll be sitting this one out.

See what happens when you leave me unsupervised at the arty Lady Chill?! lol ;-)

I am feeling a wee bit artied out myself... :D
ChillPill avatar
Beach FanaticAuthor
#423
Hey! You kids better behave down there in the basement, you hear me!?? Dont make me come down there!!
Douglas the Intrepid avatar
Beach Fanatic
#424
Hey! You kids better behave down there in the basement, you hear me!?? Dont make me come down there!!
:dothewave:

Yay!! Its Chill!!! I missed you.....:wave:
ChillPill avatar
Beach FanaticAuthor
#425
Oh the wave! :wub: I miss you guys terribly. I've been extremely busy and can only poke my fat head in for a random check, just to make sure you are still striving to reach Level 2.
ChillPill avatar
Beach FanaticAuthor
#426
I confess there were two, maybe three :roll: times during my teenage years where I made my mom holler at me. In French. Big trouble.

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