takes an Italian Man to make a Woman feel like a Woman
On a recent transatlantic flight, a plane passes through a severe storm. The turbulence is awful, and things go from bad to worse when one wing is struck by lightning.
One woman in particular loses it. Screaming, she stands up in the front of the plane....."If I am to die, I want my last minutes on earth to be memorable! Is there ANYONE on this plane who can make me feel like a WOMAN?"
For a moment there is silence. Everyone has forgotten their own peril. They all stared, riveted, at the desperate woman in the front of the plane. Then an Italian man stands up in the rear of the plane.
He is gorgeous: tall, well built, with dark brown hair and hazel
eyes. He starts to walk slowly up the aisle, unbuttoning his shirt...
one button at a time...No one moves...He removes his shirt... Muscles ripple across his chest ..She gasps......He whispers .....
"Iron this, and get me something to eat..."
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FunnChef - AlisonCooks.com
...................................................:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: Would that be "our" Luigi?????
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Would that be "our" Luigi?????
but of course!!!
FunnChef - AlisonCooks.com
but of course!!!He is such a batard...:rofl: :rofl: Iron my shirt......
.......but he does sound sexy at least
SoWal GuideAuthor
Ali-what's a bat turd? :rofl: ha! new sowal term! "you bat turd!"
SoWal Expert
what's a bat turd? :rofl: ha! new sowal term! "you bat turd!"
:clap_1:
SoWal Expert
Ali-what's a bat turd? :rofl: ha! new sowal term! "you bat turd!"
I love this. I come home after sucking down a good part of a bottle of red wine, and am lucky enough to read about a bat turd, formerly a batard (which I thought was a loaf of bread, but I may be off base), but still appreciate the original joke!:clap_1:
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I love this. I come home after sucking down a good part of a bottle of red wine, and am lucky enough to read about a bat turd, formerly a batard (which I thought was a loaf of bread, but I may be off base), but still appreciate the original joke!:clap_1:
JE-NAY!!! You just shoulda been there last night--you woulda fit right in! :funn: :funn:
:rofl: :rofl:FunnChef - AlisonCooks.com
Bat Turd........I don't like this 
.........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................I love it!!!!!!!!!
.........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................I love it!!!!!!!!! SoWal Expert
JE-NAY!!! You just shoulda been there last night--you woulda fit right in! :funn: :funn:
Ya know, I would have, but my toes didn't match, so I couldn't come. Next time, y'all tell me the right dam color!
FunnChef - AlisonCooks.com
the real "bat turd.......:rofl:SoWal Expert
Ya know, I would have, but my toes didn't match, so I couldn't come. Next time, y'all tell me the right dam color!
Silly girl, we don't care what color your toes are!
SoWal Expert
Silly girl, we don't care what color your toes are!
Thank goodness, 'cause they are usually a bit "undone".
I am SO glad y'all had such a good time. I need to get together with my gulls in my neck of the woods soon!SoWal Expert
Thank goodness, 'cause they are usually a bit "undone".
These get togethers are wonderful therapy! We've just simply GOT to do the SoWal "new-union" next year! Allifunn is in charge.
FunnChef - AlisonCooks.com
These get togethers are wonderful therapy! We've just simply GOT to do the SoWal "new-union" next year! Allifunn is in charge.
NEW-UNION...I don't really like that...........I LOVE IT!!!!!! SoWal GuideAuthor
I love this. I come home after sucking down a good part of a bottle of red wine, and am lucky enough to read about a bat turd, formerly a batard (which I thought was a loaf of bread, but I may be off base), but still appreciate the original joke!:clap_1:
well, I hope you shall adopt the term and use it frequently...
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excuse me alifunn, but what DON'T you love tonight? ha!
SoWal Expert
well, I hope you shall adopt the term and use it frequently...
It's not 11 pm yet, and has been used twice.
FunnChef - AlisonCooks.com
I love this. I come home after sucking down a good part of a bottle of red wine, and am lucky enough to read about a bat turd, formerly a batard (which I thought was a loaf of bread, but I may be off base), but still appreciate the original joke!:clap_1:just add an s in there and you will have the word I was aiming at;-)
SoWal Expert
just add an s in there and you will have the word I was aiming at;-)
Oh! So you tried to spell while drinking wine too, huh?? My uncorrected attempt was fat turd!
FunnChef - AlisonCooks.com
Oh! So you tried to spell while drinking wine too, huh?? My uncorrected attempt was fat turd!
actually...I knew the word with an s included would be censored...so I censored myself!!!:rofl:BUT!!!...I am drinking wine.....:shock: and lots of it...but not as much as last night.....:roll:SoWal GuideAuthor
just add an s in there and you will have the word I was aiming at;-)
whenever I call someone a basturd on the board, which is not all that infrequent, I spell it like that <------- but, now I like bat turd...
FunnChef - AlisonCooks.com
whenever I call someone a basturd on the board, which is not all that infrequent, I spell it like that <------- but, now I like bat turd...
I LIKE IT!!!!!SoWal GuideAuthor
I wish Daddy-O would create a cussing/drinking/smoking forum, don't ya'll?
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