takes an Italian Man to make a Woman feel like a Woman
On a recent transatlantic flight, a plane passes through a severe storm. The turbulence is awful, and things go from bad to worse when one wing is struck by lightning.
One woman in particular loses it. Screaming, she stands up in the front of the plane....."If I am to die, I want my last minutes on earth to be memorable! Is there ANYONE on this plane who can make me feel like a WOMAN?"
For a moment there is silence. Everyone has forgotten their own peril. They all stared, riveted, at the desperate woman in the front of the plane. Then an Italian man stands up in the rear of the plane.
He is gorgeous: tall, well built, with dark brown hair and hazel
eyes. He starts to walk slowly up the aisle, unbuttoning his shirt...
one button at a time...No one moves...He removes his shirt... Muscles ripple across his chest ..She gasps......He whispers .....
"Iron this, and get me something to eat..."
Replies
111
SoWal Expert
but of course you will be there!!! you will be Facilitator along with DD... ya'll have to try to keep us on topic, referee, and make sure we don't step too far over the line...
I do not know if this is possible.
directionally challenged
I say WTF! Lets go over the line! 
fartblossom
perhaps kurty should open us up a forum for the night where we can say anything and i mean anything we want too - toots, hook us up ! we could have super special passwords to get in or something so the kiddies can't see it !
SoWal GuideAuthor
perhaps kurty should open us up a forum for the night where we can say anything and i mean anything we want too - toots, hook us up ! we could have super special passwords to get in or something so the kiddies can't see it !
this is a great idea... I'll wait until just the right time and ask daddy-o... "Oh, please can you make us a new forum that can only be viewed by certain sowal members who want to smoke, cuss and drink all night long in August?" He may look at me like I have 5 heads but I'll offer something in return he can't refuse. then you guys will really owe me.
fartblossom
this is a great idea... I'll wait until just the right time and ask daddy-o... "Oh, please can you make us a new forum that can only be viewed by certain sowal members who want to smoke, cuss and drink all night long in August?" He may look at me like I have 5 heads but I'll offer something in return he can't refuse. then you guys will really owe me.
sweet !
SoWal Expert
this is a great idea... I'll wait until just the right time and ask daddy-o... "Oh, please can you make us a new forum that can only be viewed by certain sowal members who want to smoke, cuss and drink all night long in August?" He may look at me like I have 5 heads but I'll offer something in return he can't refuse. then you guys will really owe me.
I knew you'd step up and take one for the team! :clap_1:
SoWal Insider
this is a great idea... I'll wait until just the right time and ask daddy-o... "Oh, please can you make us a new forum that can only be viewed by certain sowal members who want to smoke, cuss and drink all night long in August?" He may look at me like I have 5 heads but I'll offer something in return he can't refuse. then you guys will really owe me.
Here's some leverage....... Ask him now while his mouse is sprained! :funn:
Re: Where's Moondance?
Quote:
Originally Posted by Smiling JOe
Oh, never mind. You said, "in her right mind..."
Click here to see her dance. You have to move your mouse over her photo to make her wiggle.
Just sprained my mouse again.
KurtSoWal GuideAuthor
he said "no". okay, kirky-baby, what about Plan B?
fartblossom
he said "no". okay, kirky-baby, what about Plan B?
make him an offer he can't refuse !;-)
Beach Fanatic
where ya been Paula, and Franny!?
I had to catch up a bit at home and work after my wonderfully relaxing, do nothing vacation in SoWal. But I'm slowly catching up with this message board and things sure do happen quickly! This all-nighter is sounding tempting... but I'm such a baby and fall asleep around 10:00 at night.
SoWal Expert
I had to catch up a bit at home and work after my wonderfully relaxing, do nothing vacation in SoWal. But I'm slowly catching up with this message board and things sure do happen quickly! This all-nighter is sounding tempting... but I'm such a baby and fall asleep around 10:00 at night.
Paula, i'm planning on taking a long nap that afternoon--so I'll be rarin' to go for the long haul! Seriously though, join us for as long as you can!
Checking your forum account
Please wait while we verify your forum account.