takes an Italian Man to make a Woman feel like a Woman
On a recent transatlantic flight, a plane passes through a severe storm. The turbulence is awful, and things go from bad to worse when one wing is struck by lightning.
One woman in particular loses it. Screaming, she stands up in the front of the plane....."If I am to die, I want my last minutes on earth to be memorable! Is there ANYONE on this plane who can make me feel like a WOMAN?"
For a moment there is silence. Everyone has forgotten their own peril. They all stared, riveted, at the desperate woman in the front of the plane. Then an Italian man stands up in the rear of the plane.
He is gorgeous: tall, well built, with dark brown hair and hazel
eyes. He starts to walk slowly up the aisle, unbuttoning his shirt...
one button at a time...No one moves...He removes his shirt... Muscles ripple across his chest ..She gasps......He whispers .....
"Iron this, and get me something to eat..."
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directionally challenged
If we do it Aug. 12th...you will have to have 3 lap tops girly!!! A party within a party!...just realized...that is my anniversary date..I will be drunk on your back porch for SURE!!!! (29 years....:shock: ...oh well)
Done, I've got 2 laptops to bring.
fartblossom
Missed you last night! We had a little funn!
:rofl:
work sucks when everyone else is having funn - can we do it again saturday so i can participate ??
fartblossom
can i join in on the 12th ? i am off and we have 2 laptops !
SoWal Expert
can i join in on the 12th ? i am off and we have 2 laptops !
of course you can! we couldn't stand that you weren't here the other night. i will post an invite later. we've gotta wait til miss kitty gets back, allifunn and tootie are available, etc.
FunnChef - AlisonCooks.com
can i join in on the 12th ? i am off and we have 2 laptops !If you do not...I will never post to you again! :rofl:
Oh this new lounge is going to be great funn.....:clap_1:
SoWal GuideAuthor
can i join in on the 12th ? i am off and we have 2 laptops !
It is mandatory that you attend...
FunnChef - AlisonCooks.com
It is mandatory that you attend...:clap_1: :clap_1: :clap_1: or you will be
and fired! No more SoWal paychecks for you!fartblossom
oh dear god how will i ever make it without my sowal paychecks !!! i may tune in late that night, there is a meteor shower going on that i plan on checking out unless it is cloudy.
FunnChef - AlisonCooks.com
oh dear god how will i ever make it without my sowal paychecks !!! i may tune in late that night, there is a meteor shower going on that i plan on checking out unless it is cloudy.Well, the date is not set in stone yet...
fartblossom
Well, the date is not set in stone yet...
as long as it is the weekend or anytime the week of the 7th i will be off work - yippee ! only 3 nights left to go this week - i am sooo tired !
SoWal Expert
Well, the date is not set in stone yet...
No, it's not....we need to do that. Was waiting to post the official invite until I knew for sure....will everyone be around that night.
Yes, audie, you can show up late....we'll be here all night. :shock:
Beach Fanatic
You don't mean ALL night do you? 
SoWal Expert
You don't mean ALL night do you?
yep. it's a slumber party. and if you go to bed, i think we've demonstrated what we're capable of. :funn:
Beach Fanatic
yep. it's a slumber party. and if you go to bed, i think we've demonstrated what we're capable of. :funn:
Oh, sh$$!
FunnChef - AlisonCooks.com
yep. it's a slumber party. and if you go to bed, i think we've demonstrated what we're capable of. :funn:
no one will dare to go to bed.....:shock: eyes wide open, drink in hand,fingers on the keys, banter in the brain!SoWal Expert
SoWal GuideAuthor
I suggest long naps the afternoon of the slumber party...
SoWal Expert
Yes, I myself need to go into training. Staying up, drinking, smokin', cussin' since these are all so foreign to me.
FunnChef - AlisonCooks.com
Yes, I myself need to go into training. Staying up, drinking, smokin', cussin' since these are all so foreign to me.:roll:
SoWal GuideAuthor
Yes, I myself need to go into training. Staying up, drinking, smokin', cussin' since these are all so foreign to me.
:roll: :roll:
directionally challenged
Yes, I myself need to go into training. Staying up, drinking, smokin', cussin' since these are all so foreign to me.
No problem, I'll teach you how
. Will it be coffee or drinks for us Tootsie? And Audie BETTER be there.fartblossom
No problem, I'll teach you how
i will be there, and it will be an allnighter, i need to get back in the routine, i am working the sunday after that for my 3rd shift partner, so count me in peeps !!
FunnChef - AlisonCooks.com
i will be there, and it will be an allnighter, i need to get back in the routine, i am working the sunday after that for my 3rd shift partner, so count me in peeps !!:clap_1: :clap_1: :clap_1:
SoWal Expert
i will be there, and it will be an allnighter, i need to get back in the routine, i am working the sunday after that for my 3rd shift partner, so count me in peeps !!
:clap_1: :clap_1:
SoWal GuideAuthor
i will be there, and it will be an allnighter, i need to get back in the routine, i am working the sunday after that for my 3rd shift partner, so count me in peeps !!
but of course you will be there!!! you will be Facilitator along with DD... ya'll have to try to keep us on topic, referee, and make sure we don't step too far over the line...
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