takes an Italian Man to make a Woman feel like a Woman
On a recent transatlantic flight, a plane passes through a severe storm. The turbulence is awful, and things go from bad to worse when one wing is struck by lightning.
One woman in particular loses it. Screaming, she stands up in the front of the plane....."If I am to die, I want my last minutes on earth to be memorable! Is there ANYONE on this plane who can make me feel like a WOMAN?"
For a moment there is silence. Everyone has forgotten their own peril. They all stared, riveted, at the desperate woman in the front of the plane. Then an Italian man stands up in the rear of the plane.
He is gorgeous: tall, well built, with dark brown hair and hazel
eyes. He starts to walk slowly up the aisle, unbuttoning his shirt...
one button at a time...No one moves...He removes his shirt... Muscles ripple across his chest ..She gasps......He whispers .....
"Iron this, and get me something to eat..."
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111quirty
I wish Daddy-O would create a cussing/drinking/smoking forum, don't ya'll?
Don't you have a little influence with Daddy-O?????
Meow
I wish Daddy-O would create a cussing/drinking/smoking forum, don't ya'll?
This is like the most brilliant idea ...EVER!!!! You would have to pass a test that would insure Daddy-O that you would not have a meltdown at anytime before you could enter. :clap_1:
fartblossom
can i join the drinking,cussing etc forum ?i am quite sure i could pass the test !
FunnChef - AlisonCooks.com
can i join the drinking,cussing etc forum ?i am quite sure i could pass the test !
are you kidding??? YOU are one of the FOUNDING members!!!!!!
Missed you last night! We had a little funn!
:rofl:SoWal Expert
It WAS funn! :clap_1:
FunnChef - AlisonCooks.com
It WAS funn! :clap_1:next best thing to being there!!!:clap_1: :clap_1: :clap_1: :clap_1:
SoWal GuideAuthor
It WAS funn! :clap_1:
I'm a little tired today... I did not even have a single glass of wine until I saw ya'll doing all this PUI-ing so then I opened the bottle, which I do not do unless I plan to finish it which I nearly did... I'm sooooo easily influenced by you girls. I was seriously planning on no alcohol, early to bed, and maybe even church and brunch today (for the first time this year). Forget about it...:roll:
Some would seriously question the "online" partying and silly conversation through the wee hours. They just haven't lived. enjoyed!

FunnChef - AlisonCooks.com
I'm a little tired today... I did not even have a single glass of wine until I saw ya'll doing all this PUI-ing so then I opened the bottle, which I do not do unless I plan to finish it which I nearly did... I'm sooooo easily influenced by you girls. I was seriously planning on no alcohol, early to bed, and maybe even church and brunch today (for the first time this year). Forget about it...:roll:Scuuuuse me little miss "bat turd" lady!! Who was corrupting whom??????
Some would seriously question the "online" partying and silly conversation through the wee hours. They just haven't lived. enjoyed!
SoWal Expert
Scuuuuse me little miss "bat turd" lady!! Who was corrupting whom??????
You tell her, alli! It was Miss Tootsie that started the whole bat turd thing...and things just went downhill from there!
Toosie! Loved the little cartoon you sent!! Too funny!
Funn night, girls!!

SoWal GuideAuthor
Scuuuuse me little miss "bat turd" lady!! Who was corrupting whom??????
You and DD made me do it. the end.
FunnChef - AlisonCooks.com
You and DD made me do it. the end.

SoWal Expert
You and DD made me do it. the end.
Yes, I do seem to remember twisting your arm.
SoWal GuideAuthor
Yes, I do seem to remember twisting your arm.
Do ya'll do this online party every weekend? every night?
SoWal Expert
Do ya'll do this online party every weekend? every night?
no, it just kinda happened. kinda rare. when i got on last night, there were only a couple of us even posting every few minutes--then, all hail broke loose.
But, remember, when everyone gets back in town, we're gonna have a little event.
FunnChef - AlisonCooks.com
no, it just kinda happened. kinda rare. when i got on last night, there were only a couple of us even posting every few minutes--then, all hail broke loose.:clap_1: :clap_1: :clap_1: :clap_1: :clap_1:
But, remember, when everyone gets back in town, we're gonna have a little event.
Last night was one of those special events! Tooooo much FUNN!!!!!

SoWal GuideAuthor
no, it just kinda happened. kinda rare. when i got on last night, there were only a couple of us even posting every few minutes--then, all hail broke loose.
But, remember, when everyone gets back in town, we're gonna have a little event.
I remember. all night on sowal. it's going to be a hoot. I'm going to get Cork to come to my house and we're going to party all night on the back porch with two laptops...
SoWal Expert
I remember. all night on sowal. it's going to be a hoot. I'm going to get Cork to come to my house and we're going to party all night on the back porch with two laptops...
ok...pick a date. i think i said maybe the 12 aug. i can't look, cuz in my stupid state last night, i somehow erased ALLLLLLLLLLL MY PM's!!!!

FunnChef - AlisonCooks.com
ok...pick a date. i think i said maybe the 12 aug. i can't look, cuz in my stupid state last night, i somehow erased ALLLLLLLLLLL MY PM's!!!!good way to get rid of the incriminating evidence....
If we do it Aug. 12th...you will have to have 3 lap tops girly!!! A party within a party!...just realized...that is my anniversary date..I will be drunk on your back porch for SURE!!!! (29 years....:shock: ...oh well
)SoWal GuideAuthor
good way to get rid of the incriminating evidence....![]()
If we do it Aug. 12th...you will have to have 3 lap tops girly!!! A party within a party!...just realized...that is my anniversary date..I will be drunk on your back porch for SURE!!!! (29 years....:shock: ...oh well)
you no longer have an anniversary to celebrate and this is cause for celebration.
FunnChef - AlisonCooks.com
you no longer have an anniversary to celebrate and this is cause for celebration.:clap_1: :clap_1: :clap_1: YES!!!!
Beach Fanatic
I wish Daddy-O would create a cussing/drinking/smoking forum, don't ya'll?Just tell what I need to join!!
Beach Fanatic
good way to get rid of the incriminating evidence....Ummm four laps!!![]()
If we do it Aug. 12th...you will have to have 3 lap tops girly!!! A party within a party!...just realized...that is my anniversary date..I will be drunk on your back porch for SURE!!!! (29 years....:shock: ...oh well)

Beach Fanatic
Great joke, Tootsie. :clap_1: Just got around to reading SoWal.com this weekend!
FunnChef - AlisonCooks.com
Ummm four laps!!:clap_1: :clap_1: :clap_1: :clap_1: :clap_1:
SoWal GuideAuthor
Great joke, Tootsie. :clap_1: Just got around to reading SoWal.com this weekend!
where ya been Paula, and Franny!?
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