Luigi makes Woman Feel like a Woman (Sat Funny)

I wish Daddy-O would create a cussing/drinking/smoking forum, don't ya'll?

I LIKE IT!!!!! Exclusive membership required ...you MUST pass certain standard!!!!!!!

I wish Daddy-O would create a cussing/drinking/smoking forum, don't ya'll?

Yes. I would feel very comfortable there.

actually...I knew the word with an s included would be censored...so I censored myself!!!:rofl:BUT!!!...I am drinking wine.....:shock: and lots of it...but not as much as last night.....:roll:

censored? we are subject to being censored? whoever heard of such? WTF?
wine? you're drinking wine? without me? WTF?

censored? we are subject to being censored? whoever heard of such? WTF?
wine? you're drinking wine? without me? WTF?

we are drinking together...aren't we??..... did you go kiss Mr DD???

censored? we are subject to being censored? whoever heard of such? WTF?
wine? you're drinking wine? without me? WTF?

Oh, DD, you are drinking a BF glass of wine too, aren't you? I can tell by all the wtf's... don't try to tell a fib...

Oh, DD, you are drinking a BF glass of wine too, aren't you? I can tell by all the wtf's... don't try to tell a fib...

busted.

busted.

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: you are in GOOD company!!!

censored? we are subject to being censored? whoever heard of such? WTF?
wine? you're drinking wine? without me? WTF?

the board is programmed to automatically "censor" certain bad words, like **** (I typed that word, **** - you know - as in "do do", but the program will put in characters to mask the word so we won't offend others. but we know how to get around it. we can still offend others quite easily...

the board is programmed to automatically "censor" certain bad words, like **** (I typed that word, **** - you know - as in "do do", but the program will put in characters to mask the word so we won't offend others. but we know how to get around it. we can still offend others quite easily...

;-)

the board is programmed to automatically "censor" certain bad words, like **** (I typed that word, **** - you know - as in "do do", but the program will put in characters to mask the word so we won't offend others. but we know how to get around it. we can still offend others quite easily...

shisska...sheet....fark...fruck....

shisska...sheet....fark...fruck....

shisska...sheet....fark...fruck....

how bout... never mind. I'll have to PM those to ya'll's backend holes.

how bout... never mind. I'll have to PM those to ya'll's backend holes.

you are the queen!

I wish Daddy-O would create a cussing/drinking/smoking forum, don't ya'll?

How the heck did I miss this!!!!! Oh, that would be the best forum ever!! Maybe you can use your influence to convince him! :clap_1:

how bout... never mind. I'll have to PM those to ya'll's backend holes.

where the dukey is Cork when we need her for creative cussing and drinking and smoking PUI's?

where is Cork when we need her for creative cussing and drinking and smoking PUI's?

Dang it! Now where is she? Hate when some of our best cussers,drinkers,smokers are AWOL.

where the dukey is Cork when we need her for creative cussing and drinking and smoking PUI's?

I am going to call her and find out!

takes an Italian Man to make a Woman feel like a Woman


On a recent transatlantic flight, a plane passes through a severe storm. The turbulence is awful, and things go from bad to worse when one wing is struck by lightning.

One woman in particular loses it. Screaming, she stands up in the front of the plane....."If I am to die, I want my last minutes on earth to be memorable! Is there ANYONE on this plane who can make me feel like a WOMAN?"

For a moment there is silence. Everyone has forgotten their own peril. They all stared, riveted, at the desperate woman in the front of the plane. Then an Italian man stands up in the rear of the plane.

He is gorgeous: tall, well built, with dark brown hair and hazel
eyes. He starts to walk slowly up the aisle, unbuttoning his shirt...
one button at a time...No one moves...He removes his shirt... Muscles ripple across his chest ..She gasps......He whispers .....

"Iron this, and get me something to eat..."

Well, now isn't this a special treat? actually, I tried that once with my girlfriend. and only once.

Mama's another story though- she can cook and iron with pure joy for me and my brothers. And she did this constantly when I lived at home til I was almost 30, I admit with no shame... Ahhhhh - Mama Mia!!!

Well, now isn't this a special treat? actually, I tried that once with my girlfriend. and only once... gone are the days when I lived with Mama (til I was almost 30, which I'm not embarrassed to tell) and I didn't even have to ask.... Mama Mia!!!

Well, now isn't this a special treat? actually, I tried that once with my girlfriend. and only once... gone are the days when I lived with Mama (til I was almost 30, which I'm not embarrassed to tell) and I didn't even have to ask.... Mama Mia!!!

:shock: continue...don't tease!

Well, now isn't this a special treat? actually, I tried that once with my girlfriend. and only once.

Mama's another story though- she can cook and iron with pure joy for me and my brothers. And she did this constantly when I lived at home til I was almost 30, I admit with no shame... Ahhhhh - Mama Mia!!!

Buona Sera, my new friend. Love the Italian mamas - mine spoiled us rotten til we were grown and she still does...

Buona Sera, my new friend. Love the Italian mamas - mine spoiled us rotten til we were grown and she still does...

you are still a spoiled rotten biach!!!!

To Luigi and Bat Turd!!!!!!!!

you are still a spoiled rotten biach!!!!

I know it. kirky-baby says so constantly...