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An elderly Italian man lived alone in New Jersey . He wanted to plant his annual tomato garden, but it was very difficult work, since the ground was hard. His only son, Vincent, who used to help him, was in prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament:

Dear Vincent,
I am feeling pretty sad, because it looks like I won’t be able to plant my tomato garden this year. I’m just getting too old to be digging up a garden plot. I know if you were here my troubles would be over.. I know you would be happy to dig the plot for me, like in the old days.
Love, Papa

A few days later he received a letter from his son.

Dear Pop,
Don’t dig up that garden. That’s where the bodies are buried.
Love,
Vinnie

At 4 a.m. the next morning, FBI agents and local police arrived and dug up the entire area without finding any bodies. They apologized to the old man and left. That same day the old man received another letter from his son.

Dear Pop,
Go ahead and plant the tomatoes now. That’s the best I could do under the circumstances.
Love you,
Vinnie

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Presidential Candidates

The choice is:
A nut with boobs or a boob with nuts.

nothing more
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#203
Presidential Candidates

The choice is:
A nut with boobs or a boob with nuts.

nothing more
Or you could vote for the Johnson...
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Or you could vote for the Johnson...
I see what you did there. :lol::lol:
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Regardless of who wins the presidential election this November, we will witness history being made.

If Hillary Clinton wins the U.S. presidential election, it will be the first time in history that two U.S. presidents have slept with each other!

If Donald Trump wins the U.S. presidential election, it will be the first time in history that a billionaire moves into public housing vacated by a black family.

Is this a great country or what?
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Regardless of who wins the presidential election this November, we will witness history being made.

If Hillary Clinton wins the U.S. presidential election, it will be the first time in history that two U.S. presidents have slept with each other!

If Donald Trump wins the U.S. presidential election, it will be the first time in history that a billionaire moves into public housing vacated by a black family.

Is this a great country or what?

Now, THAT'S funny!....
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#211
The sinking of the Titanic was historical, but not quite so funny as The Donald Follies.
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Beyoncé is a smart, talented, good-looking woman who has used her talent and her sex appeal to gain huge amounts of fame and fortune. Just like Elvis Presley, and a host of other performers. I'd say she is a great role model. I doubt she has to resort to sexual assault to get what she wants. Does an empowered woman bother you, Lars?
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I’m sure republicans would like to ‘restart’ but I’m happy with Hillary!
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I guess Lars sees Trump's groping behavior as an art form, a glorification of ideal male sexual behavior.
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