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Pet Peeves, Vol. 2

DD avatar
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It's been a while since we've talked about our pet peeves, and I think of new ones all the time. Today, it was..

Subway. (Trying to eat healthy). Man in front of me ordering 5 different sandwiches. Bless his heart, he had a list. Man orders 5 drinks too. I order my stuff. The sandwich makers get my stuff mixed up with his. Soooo, they have to unwrap all the sandwiches. :bang: THEN, this skinny wench comes in with 4 kids. BEFORE she even orders, she grabs 4 cups and those kids proceed to cut in front of the poor 5 sandwich man, who's now trying to get his 5 drinks. :bang: And, I'm still behind him. Now, I didn't care so much for myself, but that poor man! So that's my 2 pet peeves: food people who can't keep orders straight, and kids that have no manners!

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Cheering472 avatar
SoWal Insider
#152
:eek: ...that kook has a facemaster??? Details...please!

I think it's not unlike thighmaster but with electrodes. (HSN.com) They have customer reviews and everything, looks scary to me. But then so does my face in the morning.

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Jdarg avatar
SoWal Expert
#153
I think it's not unlike thighmaster but with electrodes. (HSN.com) They have customer reviews and everything, looks scary to me. But then so does my face in the morning.

I can't believe people fall for this crap.:lol:
Miss Kitty avatar
Meow
#154
I think it's not unlike thighmaster but with electrodes. (HSN.com) They have customer reviews and everything, looks scary to me. But then so does my face in the morning.

:floor: ...oh stop, I cannot breathe. They use this in PT for muscle spasms...it makes your muscles involuntarily contract and they jump!!! Can you imagine what a face would look like??? :rolling:
Jdarg avatar
SoWal Expert
#155
Is there such a thing as an A$$master? Now that would be funny!!
Miss Kitty avatar
Meow
#156
Is there such a thing as an A$$master? Now that would be funny!!

I bet Biff could do this without a machine! :biggrin: :wave:
BlueFox181 avatar
Beach Fanatic
#157
What will she NOT sell? :funn:
[ame="http://youtube.com/watch?v=k5nwRCQ2GDE"]YouTube - FaceMaster[/ame]
Smiling JOe avatar
SoWal Expert
#158
With all of the talk about the Jehovah Witnesses, that reminds me of what happened about two weeks ago. I was sitting by myself in Seaside, staring out at the waves rolling in, enjoying Nature on a Sunday afternoon. Two college age kids approach me, disturbing the peaceful moment between me and God, and asked me if they could talk to me about there reasons as to why they believe the Bible is true. :bang: I guess they couldn't tell that I was enjoying the moment with God. Those two kids reminded me of a pushy salesman. I just let the product speak for itself. ;-) God doesn't require a fancy salesman.
BlueFox181 avatar
Beach Fanatic
#159
With all of the talk about the Jehovah Witnesses, that reminds me of what happened about two weeks ago. I was sitting by myself in Seaside, staring out at the waves rolling in, enjoying Nature on a Sunday afternoon. Two college age kids approach me, disturbing the peaceful moment between me and God, and asked me if they could talk to me about there reasons as to why they believe the Bible is true. :bang: I guess they couldn't tell that I was enjoying the moment with God. Those two kids reminded me of a pushy salesman. I just let the product speak for itself. ;-) God doesn't require a fancy salesman.

Agreed :biggrin:

I get annoyed at anyone who tries to push their beliefs me. I've got my own thank you and a teenager on a beach wouldn't change my mind either. :roll:

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Cheering472 avatar
SoWal Insider
#160
Is there such a thing as an A$$master? Now that would be funny!!

:floor: I want one, unless it has electrodes.
Cheering472 avatar
SoWal Insider
#161
With all of the talk about the Jehovah Witnesses, that reminds me of what happened about two weeks ago. I was sitting by myself in Seaside, staring out at the waves rolling in, enjoying Nature on a Sunday afternoon. Two college age kids approach me, disturbing the peaceful moment between me and God, and asked me if they could talk to me about there reasons as to why they believe the Bible is true. :bang: I guess they couldn't tell that I was enjoying the moment with God. Those two kids reminded me of a pushy salesman. I just let the product speak for itself. ;-) God doesn't require a fancy salesman.

If they were young males with white shirts and ties I bet they were Morman.
Smiling JOe avatar
SoWal Expert
#162
If they were young males with white shirts and ties I bet they were Morman.
They said that they were in college, but they were wearing swimsuits and tee shirts.
Cheering472 avatar
SoWal Insider
#163
They said that they were in college, but they were wearing swimsuits and tee shirts.

God save us, they were in disquise!
DuneAHH avatar
Beach Fanatic
#164
With all of the talk about the Jehovah Witnesses, that reminds me of what happened about two weeks ago. I was sitting by myself in Seaside, staring out at the waves rolling in, enjoying Nature on a Sunday afternoon. Two college age kids approach me, disturbing the peaceful moment between me and God, and asked me if they could talk to me about there reasons as to why they believe the Bible is true. :bang:

I guess they couldn't tell that I was enjoying the moment with God. Those two kids reminded me of a pushy salesman.
Preachin' to the choir...

I just let the product speak for itself. ;-) God doesn't require a fancy salesman.
Beautifully stated.
DuneAHH avatar
Beach Fanatic
#165
they are always leaving flyers on the door :roll:



when i was studying for my pharmacy boards i was at home at my parents and sitting in the front yard studying. a couple of bike riders in suits, not sure of the religion, stopped and asked me, and i quote "is your mommy or daddy home?" mind you i was 25 at the time :roll:

:blink::blink::blink: that's SO BIZARRE.

gotta know: what did Audie reply ;-) ????
potatovixen avatar
Beach Fanatic
#166
;-) God doesn't require a fancy salesman.

A kid stopped my my house yesterday evening and tried to sell me a book that his youth group was pushing. I asked him if he had a license for solicitation. He looked confused, so I just told him "No" and to have a nice day.

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Mango avatar
SoWal Insider
#167
Deer that think they own your property.

Dang, I sprayed everything with expensive pepper spray, but NOOOOO, she still ate about 65% of my gardens. Caught her yesterday eating my sunflowers. Went out to chase her away, and she stomped her feet and got antsy and yelled back.
She even came on my front stoop and ate my flowers. :pissed:

Tonight she sat there munching on new grass and watched my movie through the window. :angry:

I give up. :idontno:
DuneAHH avatar
Beach Fanatic
#168
Deer that think they own your property.

Dang, I sprayed everything with expensive pepper spray, but NOOOOO, she still ate about 65% of my gardens. Caught her yesterday eating my sunflowers. Went out to chase her away, and she stomped her feet and got antsy and yelled back.
She even came on my front stoop and ate my flowers. :pissed:

Tonight she sat there munching on new grass and watched my movie through the window. :angry:

I give up. :idontno:

:lolabove: :lolabove: A spoiled deer with a snotty sense of entitlement :funn::funn:
Maybe she's "OMG ... LIKE a Valley Deer" and your beautiful yard is "OMG... :roll: LIKE ...the BEST deer mall EVerrrr". :lol:
Miss Kitty avatar
Meow
#169
:lolabove: ...Mango and the Valley Deer!!!

And guess who's back in the dead Lamb's Ear??? Yes, the YELLOW JACKETS!!!! :creepy: This is after two dousings with spray (used up two huge cans) and I probably have a toxic dumpsite in the bed!
Jdarg avatar
SoWal Expert
#170
Darlene leaves today. I didn't have near enough sit-on-the-beach-and-yak time with her.:( :cry:
DuneAHH avatar
Beach Fanatic
#171
:lolabove: ...Mango and the Valley Deer!!!

And guess who's back in the dead Lamb's Ear??? Yes, the YELLOW JACKETS!!!! :creepy: This is after two dousings with spray (used up two huge cans) and I probably have a toxic dumpsite in the bed!

Holy Bat Crap :yikes:! Suit up & Go :ninja: on 'em Miss Kitty!!
Mango avatar
SoWal Insider
#172
Holy Bat Crap :yikes:! Suit up & Go :ninja: on 'em Miss Kitty!!

I have Holy Bat crap too and no jellow jackets. Maybe that is what Kitty needs, a bat. :idontno:
DuneAHH avatar
Beach Fanatic
#173
I have Holy Bat crap too and no jellow jackets. Maybe that is what Kitty needs, a bat. :idontno:

:floor::floor:
audie avatar
fartblossom
#174
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It's nice to look young. What's your secret, Oil of Olay, Suzanne Somers FaceMaster, Hip Hop Abs?? Spill it.

mary kay - and they were obviously blind

With all of the talk about the Jehovah Witnesses, that reminds me of what happened about two weeks ago. I was sitting by myself in Seaside, staring out at the waves rolling in, enjoying Nature on a Sunday afternoon. Two college age kids approach me, disturbing the peaceful moment between me and God, and asked me if they could talk to me about there reasons as to why they believe the Bible is true. :bang: I guess they couldn't tell that I was enjoying the moment with God. Those two kids reminded me of a pushy salesman. I just let the product speak for itself. ;-) God doesn't require a fancy salesman.

so what did you say to them

Agreed :biggrin:

I get annoyed at anyone who tries to push their beliefs me. I've got my own thank you and a teenager on a beach wouldn't change my mind either. :roll:

i like to answer the door and tell them i'm an atheist and watch them twitch.

:blink::blink::blink: that's SO BIZARRE.

gotta know: what did Audie reply ;-) ????

i used a favorite line from the goonies, and said mommy was in town buying my pampers. then i told them to beat it in a not so nice way.
rdelong43065 avatar
Beach Fanatic
#175
Here's a good one. People in front of you stopped at a red light. They keep creeping forward every few seconds like they are ready to go. So... when the light changes to green, nothing. They JUST SIT THERE!!!

ARRRRRGH!!!! :bang:
Smiling JOe avatar
SoWal Expert
#176
so what did you say to them

(me) "pardon me."

Then, they repeated themselves, "we just want to tell you why we think the Bible is true."

(me) "I'm just trying to enjoy my day.:bang:"

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