Oh this thread is just all wrong.
Where to begin?
First off, I haven?t been that young and perky since the early 80?s.
Second, when your gay hag?s hair style matches your own it is time for both of you to spend some time apart.
Third, if people are beginning to see Brother of 30-gAy, Son of 30-gAy, etc (I?m reminded of those cheesy horror flick sequels, i.e. Son of Godzilla.) then you have already Jumped the Shark. (See [ame="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jumping_the_shark"]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jumping_the_shark[/ame])
Looks like I?m going to have to take a page out of Madonna?s playbook and reinvent myself and adopt a child from Malawi. Then again perhaps I can just pick up a kid in Ebro; it?s a whole lot closer and just as impoverished.