7 habits of highly successful people

[Bob]

McSweeney's Internet Tendency: 7 Habits of Highly Successful People.

BY BRENDON LLOYD

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1. Skiing
2. Yachting
3. Snorkeling
4. Golf
5. Polo
6. Dinner parties
7. Shopping

 

[Jdarg]

Oh great- another website to love. These lists are fantastic! Thanks Bob~

 

[Jdarg]

[FONT=times, times new roman][SIZE=+1] From the same website- yesssssss! I have found heaven on the internet......

THE
TOM TOM CLUB
CATECHISM.

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[FONT=times, times new roman][SIZE=-1]BY MAUREEN MILLER[/SIZE][/FONT]

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[FONT=times, times new roman][SIZE=-1]LESSON 1[/SIZE][/FONT]​

[FONT=times, times new roman]On the End of Man[/FONT]​

[FONT=times, times new roman]Q. What you gonna do when you get out of jail?
A. I'm gonna have some fun. [/FONT]
[FONT=times, times new roman]Q. What do you consider "fun"?
A. Fun, natural fun![/FONT]
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[FONT=times, times new roman][SIZE=-1]LESSON 2[/SIZE][/FONT]​

[FONT=times, times new roman]On the Genius of Love and His Perfections[/FONT]​

[FONT=times, times new roman]Q. Who made us?
A. The Genius of Love. [/FONT]
[FONT=times, times new roman]Q. Who is the Genius of Love?
A. Well, he's the Genius of Love. [/FONT]
[FONT=times, times new roman]Q. Why did the Genius of Love make us?
A. He's got a greater depth of feeling. He's so deep. [/FONT]
[FONT=times, times new roman]Q. Had the Genius of Love a beginning?
A. There is no beginning and there is no end. [/FONT]
[FONT=times, times new roman]Q. Where is the Genius of Love?
A. Time isn't present in that dimension.[/FONT]
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[FONT=times, times new roman][SIZE=-1]LESSON 37[/SIZE][/FONT]​

[FONT=times, times new roman]On Heaven[/FONT]​

[FONT=times, times new roman]Q. What is Heaven?
A. Feels like I'm dreaming, but I'm not sleeping. [/FONT]
[FONT=times, times new roman]Q. In what does the happiness of Heaven exist?
A. My boyfriend, my laughing boyfriend. [/FONT]
[FONT=times, times new roman]Q. Who is waiting for us in Heaven?
A. The maven of funk mutation Clinton's musicians, such as Bootsy Collins.[/FONT]
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[FONT=times, times new roman][SIZE=-1]A LOST LESSON[/SIZE][/FONT]​

[FONT=times, times new roman]On Stepping in a Rhythm to a Kurtis Blow[/FONT]​

[FONT=times, times new roman]Q. Who needs to think when your feet just go?
A. Bohannon! Bohannon! Bohannon! Bohannon! James Brown! James Brown! [/FONT]

 

[DuneAHH]

Oh gosh... you reminded me of one of my old time favorite music groups:
The Tom Tom Club...
Gotta go... gotta go dig out that old cassette tape...

 

[Matt J]

This website is addictive.

[FONT=times, times new roman][SIZE=+1]L Y R I C S F R O M
B O B D Y L A N T U N E S
O R P O O R L Y T R A N S L A T E D
E N G L I S H O N
J A P A N E S E F O O D P A C K A G I N G .[/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=times, times new roman]

[SIZE=-1]BY KIM McCANN[/SIZE]

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[FONT=times, times new roman]1. It's burned to a crisp with all our heart!
2. I see you've got your brand-new leopard skin pillbox hat!
3. Anytime, anywhere, just like your friend.
4. We're going all the way until the wheels fall off and burn.
5. You might like to drink wiskey! Might like to drink milk! You might like to eat caviar!
6. The sentimental taste is cozy for the heroines in the town.
7. My mind was relaxed by attaching importance to the tradition.
8. You've got all the love, honeybaby, I can stand!
9. Teeth like pearls, shining like the moon above.
10. Relieve the relief and listen to the angel's whisper.
11. There is a house in New Orleans they call the rising sun.
12. If dishes are nice, the square ceiling becomes round. [/FONT]

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[FONT=times, times new roman]KEY: [/FONT]
[FONT=times, times new roman]1. Batard bread
2. from "Leopard Skin Pillbox Hat"
3. No-Brand Orange Punch
4. from "Brownsville Girl"
5. from "Gotta Serve Somebody"
6. Koedastick chocolate candy
7. Izumiya Confectionary Company
8. from "Buckets of Rain"
9. from "Brownsville Girl"
10. Angel Relief chocolate and bisquit cookies
11. from "House of the Rising Sun"
12. a fondue pot box [/FONT]

 

[Mango]

:funn:
[FONT=times, times new roman][SIZE=+1]Tips
for Avoiding
Swine Flu.[/SIZE] [/FONT]

[FONT=times, times new roman][SIZE=-1]BY KRISTIN HILLERY AND JANICE CHAN[/SIZE][/FONT]​

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[FONT=times, times new roman]Don't share drinks with livestock. [/FONT]
[FONT=times, times new roman]Disinfect your sty. [/FONT]
[FONT=times, times new roman]Wash your hands before and after eating garbage and dead insects. [/FONT]
[FONT=times, times new roman]Drink lots of fluids, but not the stuff that's been sitting in the trough for the past two weeks. [/FONT]
[FONT=times, times new roman]Cover your snout when you cough. [/FONT]

 

[Bob]

you are all converts now....today is white robe uniform day!