A toast

[DD]

What's the best toast you've ever heard?

 

[CastlesOfSand]

DD, it's not that I haven't heard any good toasts........... it's just that I can't remember them!

 

[Douglas the Intrepid]

What's the best toast you've ever heard?

I had a lovely potato bread toast the other day just dripping in butter! It was practically screaming for me to eat it! Best toast I ever heard... *innocent blinks*

 

[Landlocked]

"here's to swimmin' with bowlegged women!"

 

[Lynnie]

Hear, hear! Hear, Hear! To Lynnie!
JK

I like, "To your good health!" Or, "Bon Sante!"

I really like the one in It's A Wonderful Life:
Bread, that this house may never know hunger
Salt, that life may always have flavor
And, wine, that joy and prosperity may reign forever!

Sweet, isn't it?

 

[KISH7374]

"To all the girls I've loved before" wait, wait, that's a Willie Nelson song!!!

 

[momof2kids]

I don't remember the entire wedding toast, it was personalized but this was added somewhere in it - after this part was read I cried like a baby & don't remember the rest:

"Here's to marriage, that happy estate that resembles a pair of scissors: So joined that they cannot be separated, often moving in opposite directions, yet punishing anyone who comes between them."

 

[scooterbug44]

Here's to those who wish up well,
And those who don't can go to hell!

 

[bluemtnfriend]

Friends may come and friends may go,
Friends peter out, you know
But we'll be friends thru thick or thin,
Peter out or peter in.

I read this on a bathroom wall years ago, can't remember any Shakespeare but this doggrel stuck in my mind.