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seagrovegirl

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Feb 9, 2008
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Go to google and type in: masturbation death. Then hit the I'm Feeling Lucky button. It's horrifying. What's amazing is they take all kinds of safety measures but to no avail. If I had to depend on a safety snorkel while I was mummified in Saran Wrap, I would give the practice second thoughts.:eek:

Why, why...would you do this?????:shock:
 

LuciferSam

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Apr 26, 2008
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Why, why...would you do this?????:shock:

Uhm.. Maybe because it's on topic.:dunno: Also it's like why would somebody read about the Darwin awards? Like the drunk guy on the golf course who as a joke put his OMBs in the ball washer. It's entertaining in a train wreck kind of way.
 
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audie

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May 15, 2005
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poor mother, she may never be the same. she just keeps asking " why would a man wrap a cord around his goobers" :rotfl:
 

steele mama

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Mar 14, 2005
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Quite the list of movies. Tons in post production too.


  1. Portland (2009) (pre-production) .... Jerry
  2. Night of the Templar (2009) (post-production) .... Shopkeeper
  3. Money to Burn (2009) (post-production)
  4. Six Days in Paradise (2009) (post-production) .... Vernon Billings
  5. Su Qi-Er (2009) (post-production)
    ... aka True Legend (International: English title)
  6. The Rain Chronicles (2009) (post-production) .... Clive Jonis
  7. Detention (2009) (post-production) .... Principle Hoskins
  8. Autumn (2009) .... Philip
  9. "Mental" (2009) TV series .... Gideon (unknown episodes)
  10. Break (2009/I) .... The Bishop
  11. Crank: High Voltage (2009) .... Poon Dong
    ... aka Crank 2 (USA: alternative title)
  12. Bad Cop (2009) (V) .... Det. Humes
  13. Absolute Evil (2009) .... Raf McCane
  14. Road of No Return (2009) .... Mr. Hover
  15. My Suicide (2008) .... Vargas
  16. Death Race (2008) (voice) .... Frankenstein
  17. Last Hour (2008) .... Detective Mike Stone
  18. Kung Fu Killer (2008) (TV) .... Crane
    ... aka The White Crane Chronicles (USA: alternative title)
  19. Hell Ride (2008) .... The Deuce
  20. Richard III (2008) .... Buckingham
  21. Kandisha (2008) .... The American
  22. The Golden Boys (2008) .... Captain Zeb
  23. Big Stan (2007) .... The Master
  24. Fuego (2007) .... Lobo
  25. Permanent Vacation (2007) .... Old Man
  26. The Trident (2007) .... The Shopkeeper
  27. How to Rob a Bank (2007) .... Nick
  28. Treasure Raiders (2007) .... Pierre
    ... aka Forsazh Da Vinchi (Russia)
  29. Camille (2007) .... Cowboy Bob
  30. Fall Down Dead (2007) .... Wade
  31. Epic Movie (2007) .... Museum Curator
  32. "In Case of Emergency" .... Guru Danny (1 episode, 2007)
    - Let Go, Let Golf (2007) TV episode .... Guru Danny
  33. Blizhniy Boy: The Ultimate Fighter (2007) .... Mikhail
  34. Homo Erectus (2007) .... Mookoo / Uncle Unky
    ... aka National Lampoon's The Stoned Age (USA: DVD title)
  35. Saints Row (2006) (VG) (voice) .... William Sharp
  36. "Danny Phantom" .... Clockwork (2 episodes, 2005-2006)
    - Masters of All Time (2006) TV episode (voice) .... Clockwork
    - The Ultimate Enemy (2005) TV episode (voice) .... Clockwork
  37. Final Move (2006) .... Captain Baker
  38. "Medium" .... Jessica's Brother (1 episode, 2006)
    - Allison Wonderland (2006) TV episode .... Jessica's Brother
  39. The Last Sect (2006) .... Van Helsing
  40. "Son of the Dragon" (2006) TV mini-series .... Bird
  41. Miracle at Sage Creek (2005) .... Ike
    ... aka Christmas Miracle at Sage Creek (USA: longer version)
  42. Brothers in Arms (2005) .... Driscoll
  43. "Eve" .... Kung Fu Master (1 episode, 2005)
    - Kung Fu Divas (2005) TV episode .... Kung Fu Master
  44. Max Havoc: Curse of the Dragon (2004) .... Grand Master
  45. Last Goodbye (2004) .... Fred McGillicuddie
  46. "Alias" .... Conrad (2 episodes, 2003-2004)
    - Hourglass (2004) TV episode .... Conrad
    - Countdown (2003) TV episode .... Conrad
  47. Hair High (2004) (voice) .... Mr. Snerz
  48. Kill Bill: Vol. 2 (2004) .... Bill - 'Snake Charmer'
    ... aka Kill Bill (USA: closing credits title)
    ... aka Kill Bill 2 (USA: informal title)
    ... aka Vol. 2 (USA)
  49. Dead & Breakfast (2004) .... Mr. Wise
  50. Bala perdida (2003/I) .... Michael Morrison
    ... aka Lost Bullet (USA)
  51. Kill Bill: Vol. 1 (2003) .... Bill
    ... aka Kill Bill (USA: informal short title)
    ... aka Kill Bill Part 1 (USA: informal title)
    ... aka Quentin Tarantino's Kill Bill: Volume One (USA: promotional title)
  52. American Reel (2003) .... James Lee Springer
  53. The Outsider (2002) (TV) .... Doctor Lucas Henry
  54. Wheatfield with Crows (2002) .... Willem Vincent Sr.
  55. "King of the Hill" .... Junichiro (1 episode, 2002)
    - Returning Japanese (2002) TV episode (voice) .... Junichiro
  56. Balto: Wolf Quest (2002) (V) (voice) .... Nava the Wolf Shaman
  57. "Titus" .... Bob Hawkins (1 episode, 2001)
    - Houseboat (2001) TV episode .... Bob Hawkins
  58. "Largo Winch" .... Nrio Winch (1 episode, 2001)
    ... aka "Largo Winch - Gefhrliches Erbe" (Germany)
    ... aka "Largo Winch" (France: dubbed version)
    - Revelations (2001) TV episode .... Nrio Winch
  59. "Jackie Chan Adventures" .... Lo Pei (2 episodes, 2001)
    - Snake Hunt (2001) TV episode (voice)
    - The Warrior Incarnate (2001) TV episode (voice) .... Lo Pei
  60. Out of the Wilderness (2001) (TV)
  61. The Defectors (2001) (TV) .... Garret
    ... aka Crime School (USA: video title)
  62. "Queen of Swords" .... The Serpent (2 episodes, 2001)
    ... aka "Reina de espadas" (Spain)
    ... aka "Tessa, la pointe de l'pe" (France)
    - End of Days (2001) TV episode .... The Serpent
    - The Serpent (2001) TV episode .... The Serpent
  63. Warden of Red Rock (2001) (TV) .... Mike Sullivan
  64. G.O.D. (2001) .... Norman Williams
    ... aka Guaranteed Overnight Delivery (USA: video title)
    ... aka Guaranteed on Delivery (USA: complete title)
  65. Largo Winch: The Heir (2001) (TV) .... Nrio Winch
    ... aka Largo Winch (France)
    ... aka Largo Winch - Gefhrliches Erbe (Germany)
  66. "Family Law" .... Andrew Weller (3 episodes, 2000)
    - For Love (2000) TV episode .... Andrew Weller
    - Telling Lies, Conclusion (2000) TV episode .... Andrew Weller
    - Going Home (2000) TV episode .... Andrew Weller
  67. Dangerous Curves (2000) .... Lemmy
    ... aka Stray Bullet II (USA)
  68. Down 'n Dirty (2000) .... Gil Garner
  69. Nightfall (2000) (V) .... Gnomen
    ... aka Isaac Asimov's Nightfall (USA: complete title)
  70. The Donor (2000) .... Mike Riordan
  71. By Dawn's Early Light (2000) (TV) .... Nick Decker
  72. Natural Selection (1999) .... Louis Dehoven
    ... aka Killer X (UK: DVD title)
    ... aka The Demon Slayer (Europe: English title: DVD title)
    ... aka The Monster Hunter (USA: DVD title)
    ... aka The Monster Slayer (USA: MIFED title)
  73. "Acapulco H.E.A.T." (1 episode, 1999)
    - Code Name: Flight 401 (1999) TV episode
  74. "Charmed" .... Tempus (1 episode, 1999)
    - Dj Vu All Over Again (1999) TV episode .... Tempus
  75. Shepherd (1999) .... Ventriloquist
    ... aka Cybercity (USA: cable TV title)
  76. Knocking on Death's Door (1999) .... Doc Hadley
    ... aka Haunted House (Philippines: English title)
  77. "Profiler" .... Christopher Joe Allman (1 episode, 1999)
    - Inheritance (1999) TV episode .... Christopher Joe Allman
  78. Zoo (1999) .... Drexel Turnquist
  79. The Puzzle in the Air (1999) .... The General
  80. Kiss of a Stranger (1999) .... Sean O'Leary
  81. An American Tail: The Treasure of Manhattan Island (1998) (V) (voice) .... Wulisso
    ... aka An American Tail 3: The Treasure of Manhattan Island (USA)
  82. The Effects of Magic (1998) .... The Cabinet Maker
  83. The New Swiss Family Robinson (1998) .... Sheldon Blake
  84. Children of the Corn V: Fields of Terror (1998) (V) .... Luke Enright
    ... aka Children of the Corn 5
  85. Nosferatu: The First Vampire (1998) (TV) .... Host
  86. "Fast Track" (1 episode, 1998)
    - Jeff's Back (1998) TV episode
  87. Sublet (1998) .... Max Kaufman
    ... aka Codename: Jaguar (USA: video title)
  88. Lovers and Liars (1998) .... Mr. Montague
    ... aka Criminal Desire (USA: video title)
  89. Martian Law (1998) (TV)
  90. Light Speed (1998)
  91. The Rage (1997) .... Lucas McDermott
  92. Lost Treasure of Dos Santos (1997) (TV) .... Martin Shaw
  93. "Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman" .... Houston Currier (1 episode, 1997)
    - Hostage (1997) TV episode .... Houston Currier
  94. Last Stand at Saber River (1997) (TV) .... Duane Kidston
  95. "Kung Fu: The Legend Continues" .... Kwai Chang Caine (83 episodes, 1993-1997)
    - May I Talk with You (1997) TV episode .... Kwai Chang Caine
    - A Shaolin Christmas (1996) TV episode .... Kwai Chang Caine
    - Requiem (1996) TV episode .... Kwai Chang Caine
    - Ancient Love (1996) TV episode .... Kwai Chang Caine
    - Dark Side of Chi (1996) TV episode .... Kwai Chang Caine
    (78 more)
  96. The Good Life (1997)
  97. Macon County Jail (1997) .... Coley
    ... aka Jailbreak (UK)
  98. Full Blast (1997) .... Maceo
  99. "Captain Simian & The Space Monkeys" (1996) TV series .... Additional Voices (unknown episodes)
  100. Cercasi successo disperatamente (1994) (V)
  101. Kill Zone (1993) .... Col. Horace Wiggins
  102. Dead Center (1993) .... Chavez
    ... aka Crazy Joe
  103. Bitter End (1993)
  104. Frontera Sur (1993)
    ... aka Code Death
  105. Distant Justice (1992) .... Joe Foley
  106. Animal Instincts (1992) .... William Lamberti
  107. Night Rhythms (1992) (V) .... Vincent
  108. "Human Target" .... Harry Solow (1 episode, 1992)
    - Second Chance (1992) TV episode .... Harry Solow
  109. Waxwork II: Lost in Time (1992) .... The Beggar
    ... aka Lost in Time
    ... aka Space Shift: Waxwork II
  110. Roadside Prophets (1992) .... Othello Jones
  111. Midnight Fear (1992) .... Hanley
Believe it or not you missed one....I don't think I see Americana in this list. A movie he made in Kansas which I happen to watch them film. It never made it to the big screen but I googled it and you can purchase it from Amazon for about $40 bucks! About a Vietnam Vet who comes to a small town in Kansas and restores a carousel. Barbara Hershey was also in the movie. Their son, Free, was there with them. He was a baby and never wore clothes or diapers. I actually had a date with his brother, Bruce, who was the photographer. Bruce was 39 and I was 18 at the time. :eek:
Anyway, very sad story! What a terrible way to end such a colorful life.
By the way, his son Free now goes by Tom.
I know, TMI!!!!!
 

ItzKatzTime

Beach Fanatic
Apr 27, 2006
2,660
292
Santa Rosa Beach
Realy really sad. On Larry King it was reported that his wrists were also tied together behind his back. It was known by family and close friends that he was also doing investigations into "Secret Societies" most probably within martial arts....which may have led to foul play. Too many scenerios for guess work right now.

There are mysteries surrounding both the deaths of Bruce Lee and now David Carradine. David Caradine said that he always felt bad that he took the role of Kung Fu instead of it going to Bruce Lee.

Larry King has had two nights of interesting people and details surrounding the death of David Carradine.
 
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