I can post these because an Alabama person sent them to me. 
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A guy from Alabama passed away and left his entire estate to his
beloved
widow, but she can't touch it 'til she's 14.
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How do you know when you're staying in an Alabama hotel?
When you call the front desk and say, "I gotta leak in my sink," and
the
clerk replies, "Go ahead."
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How can you tell if a Alabama redneck is married?
There's dried tobacco juice on both sides of his pickup truck.
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Did you hear that they have raised the minimum drinking age in Alabama
to
32?
It seems they want to keep alcohol out of the high schools.
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What do they call reruns of "Hee Haw" in Alabama?
Documentaries.
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Where was the toothbrush invented?
Alabama. If it had been invented anywhere else, it would have been
called a
teeth brush.
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An Alabama State trooper pulls over a pickup on I-65 and says to the
driver, "Got any I.D.?" and the driver replies "Bout wut?"
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Did you hear about the $3 million Alabama State Lottery?
(Come on- this is funny!) The winner gets $3.00 a year for a million
years.
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The governor's mansion in Alabama burned down! Yep. Pert' near took
out the
whole trailer park. The library was a total loss too. Both books-poof!
up in
flames and he hadn't even finished coloring one of them.
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A new law was recently passed in Alabama. When a couple gets
divorced,
they are STILL cousins.
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A guy walks into a bar in Alabama and orders a mudslide.
The bartender looks at the man and says, "You ain't from 'round here
are
ya? "No," replies the man, "I'm from Arkansas". The bartender looks at
him
and says, "Well, what do ya do in Arkansas?" "I'm a taxidermist," said
the
man.
The bartender, looking very bewildered now, asks, "What in the world is
a
tax-e-derm-ist? "The man says,"I mount animals". The bartender stands
back
and hollers to the whole bar..."It's okay boys, he's one of us!"
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.
.
.
A guy from Alabama passed away and left his entire estate to his
beloved
widow, but she can't touch it 'til she's 14.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~!
How do you know when you're staying in an Alabama hotel?
When you call the front desk and say, "I gotta leak in my sink," and
the
clerk replies, "Go ahead."
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
How can you tell if a Alabama redneck is married?
There's dried tobacco juice on both sides of his pickup truck.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Did you hear that they have raised the minimum drinking age in Alabama
to
32?
It seems they want to keep alcohol out of the high schools.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
What do they call reruns of "Hee Haw" in Alabama?
Documentaries.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Where was the toothbrush invented?
Alabama. If it had been invented anywhere else, it would have been
called a
teeth brush.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
An Alabama State trooper pulls over a pickup on I-65 and says to the
driver, "Got any I.D.?" and the driver replies "Bout wut?"
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Did you hear about the $3 million Alabama State Lottery?
(Come on- this is funny!) The winner gets $3.00 a year for a million
years.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
The governor's mansion in Alabama burned down! Yep. Pert' near took
out the
whole trailer park. The library was a total loss too. Both books-poof!
up in
flames and he hadn't even finished coloring one of them.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
A new law was recently passed in Alabama. When a couple gets
divorced,
they are STILL cousins.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
A guy walks into a bar in Alabama and orders a mudslide.
The bartender looks at the man and says, "You ain't from 'round here
are
ya? "No," replies the man, "I'm from Arkansas". The bartender looks at
him
and says, "Well, what do ya do in Arkansas?" "I'm a taxidermist," said
the
man.
The bartender, looking very bewildered now, asks, "What in the world is
a
tax-e-derm-ist? "The man says,"I mount animals". The bartender stands
back
and hollers to the whole bar..."It's okay boys, he's one of us!"
...and I still am.