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Cheering472

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Nov 3, 2005
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Got pics? :funn:

Are you interested in the deflated or inflated boobie?

I went to my gayboyfriends' Derby party a few years ago and my chest was the party favor. I never saw so many gay guys interested in feeling my chest. But they were doing tequila shots and had lost ALL reasoning by the time I got there.
 

Matt J

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Are you interested in the deflated or inflated boobie?

I went to my gayboyfriends' Derby party a few years ago and my chest was the party favor. I never saw so many gay guys interested in feeling my chest. But they were doing tequila shots and had lost ALL reasoning by the time I got there.

I was just being sarcastic.

I can't explain it. Cork thinks I'm obsessed with her boobs. I just keep an eye on them cause they crushed my head once. :blink:

Sowaller boobs that have touched my head:

Cork on the ocean
NoHall
Dune-ahh
 

Cheering472

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I was just being sarcastic.

I can't explain it. Cork thinks I'm obsessed with her boobs. I just keep an eye on them cause they crushed my head once. :blink:

Sowaller boobs that have touched my head:

Cork on the ocean
NoHall
Dune-ahh

Maybe you were weaned too early.
 
Paula jumped out of her chair and broke her ring when Aaron, the shouting guy, started singing. Seacrest ran in -- he thought something was wrong. Pepper tried to bite the singer on the TV. When she couldn't get to him, she went to the other side of the wall to try to bite the guy in there. :funn:

Patrick doing Billie Jean? Absolutely awful. :eek:
 

Matt J

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The girl that was doing an actual audition and they thought it was a joke.

Sorry, but anybody from a place called Crestview in Kentucky is gonna be nuts. The guy who's claim to fame was his great great grand daddy fixing up John Wilkes Boothe. :roll:

Kentucky definitely rolled out the awful freaks. :blink:
 

Cheering472

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The girl that was doing an actual audition and they thought it was a joke.

Sorry, but anybody from a place called Crestview in Kentucky is gonna be nuts. The guy who's claim to fame was his great great grand daddy fixing up John Wilkes Boothe. :roll:

Kentucky definitely rolled out the awful freaks. :blink:

The guy from Cox's Creek (I have no idea, don't ask) was horrible. Anyone know how many got through to Hollywood. I thought I heard 19, but there seemed to be more bad than good.

The first girl from Cincinnati (with too much eye shadow) should slap her momma. Does that woman have ears? I'm sorry moms, but we aren't serving our kids by telling them they are the best singer when they can not sing! Poor delusional girl now has to go to college. Where I'm sure her mother will tell her she is smarter than the professors and should go to Harvard instead of the community college.

I did feel sorry for the poor girl from Nashville that had the words on her arm. Kara thought she was trying to be funny. Sad.
 

Matt J

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:lolabove:

I completely forgot about that train wreck. Did you notice how far the mother was standing from her and the fact that they didn't really show moms face when her daughter was, um, "singing"?
 
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