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GraytonBound said:had to read that twice.....thought you were looking for a guy like that at the office
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Hey Babe, glad you're back safely
RiverOtter said:Hey Babe, glad you're back safely
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Landlocked said:
The following is an interview with LL. He's all that and a bag of chips (make that a truckload!)
Health & Fitness the Facts:
Q: I've heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life. Is this true?
A: Your heart is only good for so many beats, and that's it...don't waste
them on exercise. Everything wears out eventually. Speeding up your heart
will not make you live longer; that's like saying you can extend the life
of your car by driving it faster. Want to live longer? Take a nap.
Q: Should I cut down on meat and eat more fruits and vegetables?
A: You must grasp logistical efficiencies. What does a cow eat? Hay and
corn. And what are these? Vegetables. So a steak is nothing more than an
efficient mechanism of delivering vegetables to your system. Need grain?
Eat chicken. Beef is also a good source of field grass (green leafy
vegetable). A pork chop can give you 100% of your recommended daily
allowance of vegetable products.
Q: Should I reduce my alcohol intake?
A: No, not at all. Wine is made from fruit. Brandy is distilled wine, that
means they take the water out of the fruity bit so you get even more of the
goodness that way. Beer is also made out of grain. Bottoms up!
Q: How can I calculate my body/fat ratio? V
A: Well, if you have a body and you have body fat, your ratio is one to
one. If you have two bodies, your ratio is two to one, etc.
Q: What are some of the advantages of participating in a regular exercise
program?
A: Can't think of a single one, sorry. My philosophy is: No Pain...Good
Q: Aren't fried foods bad for you?
A: YOU'RE NOT LISTENING!!!. Foods are fried these days in vegetable oil. In
fact, they're permeated in it. How could getting more vegetables be bad for
you?
Q: Will sit-ups help prevent me from getting a little soft around the
middle?
A: Definitely not! When you exercise a muscle, it gets bigger. You should
only be doing sit-ups if you want a bigger stomach.
Q: Is chocolate bad for me?
A: Are you crazy? HELLO ...... ! Cocoa beans ... another vegetable!!! It's
the best feel-good food around!
Q: Is swimming good for your figure?
A: If swimming is good for your figure, explain whales to me.
Q: Is getting in-shape important for my lifestyle?
A: Hey! 'Round' is a shape!
Well, I hope this has cleared up any misconceptions you may have had about
food and diets and remember.......
"Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving
safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in
sideways - Chardonnay in one hand - strawberries in the other - body
thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and screaming - WOO HOO!
...............What a Ride!"
Landlocked said:
Your poor chair...
Gotothebeachmom, are you and Landlocked locked? You are hilarious!!! Now I can officially use :rofl:, knowing what it means. You crack me up, although, from the interview of Landlocked, I think it is he who cracks me up. Anyway, I am definitely buying you dinner the next time you are in town if you bring your humor with you. :laughing1
Now I can officially use :rofl:, knowing what it means. You crack me up, although, from the interview of Landlocked, I think it is he who cracks me up. Anyway, I am definitely buying you dinner the next time you are in town if you bring your humor with you. :laughing1
Landlocked said:
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Hey, I thought porn was not allowed?Landlocked said:
Smiling JOe said:Gotothebeachmom, are you and Landlocked locked? You are hilarious!!!
Well, I will be in town for the worst month of the year. October. I always have that sense of humor. You can buy my dinner but only if you will allow us to cook you dinner one evening!
Glad you enjoyed the interview! :rofl:
Count me in! Oh, October, eh? October is the worst month to visit you know?gotothebeachmom said:Well, I will be in town for the worst month of the year. October. I always have that sense of humor. You can buy my dinner but only if you will allow us to cook you dinner one evening!
Glad you enjoyed the interview! :rofl: