My friend called me up and said "It's finally sandal weather. Let's go for a mani and pedi this afternoon." Sounds good to me!
And then I remembered how they give you these soothing leg messages and my legs are stubbly enough to ruin a gorilla's manicure.
No problem! I'll use Merman's electric razor to do a quick fix. It didn't work worth a *&E#@!! Which leads me to wonder how he goes to work each morning clean shaven and I try to use his silly razor and it don't mow. What gives?
I used to think that the only difference between men's razors and women's is that our have pink handles and theirs are basic black. But now I know I have to rethink this. I now have the firm conviction that men's blades are carbon steel whereas ours must be super duper titanium plus.
And then I remembered how they give you these soothing leg messages and my legs are stubbly enough to ruin a gorilla's manicure.
No problem! I'll use Merman's electric razor to do a quick fix. It didn't work worth a *&E#@!! Which leads me to wonder how he goes to work each morning clean shaven and I try to use his silly razor and it don't mow. What gives?
I used to think that the only difference between men's razors and women's is that our have pink handles and theirs are basic black. But now I know I have to rethink this. I now have the firm conviction that men's blades are carbon steel whereas ours must be super duper titanium plus.


