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AlphaCrab

Beach Fanatic
Sep 25, 2008
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Inlet Beach
The SoWal Lounge:

Why is this place called a Lounge? Is it institutional and boring like the teacher's lounge at school? Or is it sleazy, like a second rate Las Vegas bar/lounge with cheap red polyester curtains, stale cigarette smoke and a really bad "act."?

Is it open all night or does it close? Is there a dress code?

Is there anyone here in this SoWal Lounge who will wait on me, or is this place like totally self service?

Sorry...I can't visualize this place at all!
 

Miss Critter

Beach Fanatic
Mar 8, 2008
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My perfect beach
Meditate on your siggy and you'll soon have it figured out. :D
 

DD

SoWal Expert
Aug 29, 2005
23,871
463
73
grapevine, tx. /On the road to SoWal
The SoWal Lounge:

Why is this place called a Lounge? Is it institutional and boring like the teacher's lounge at school? Or is it sleazy, like a second rate Las Vegas bar/lounge with cheap red polyester curtains, stale cigarette smoke and a really bad "act."?

Is it open all night or does it close? Is there a dress code?

Is there anyone here in this SoWal Lounge who will wait on me, or is this place like totally self service?

Sorry...I can't visualize this place at all!

All of the above. :wave:
 

sunspotbaby

SoWal Insider
Mar 31, 2006
5,000
739
Santa Rosa Beach
lots of smokin' drinkin' and cussin' in my teachers' lounge. I always voluteered to deliver the messages there. There's a tent in the random confessions thread. Usually when i go there, no one is there, then I got scared to go back. :blush:
Welcome to virtual non-reality. :wave:
 

Teresa

SoWal Guide
Staff member
Nov 15, 2004
30,893
9,500
South Walton, FL
sowal.com
Dress code?!?

I come here naked all the time!
:shock:

:love: ahh, the gainesville years.

the lounge is the lounge is the lounge... only registered sowal members allowed! we can't really cuss out loud but we do have alternative creative words that work just as well such as:

bat turd
sheet
biatch
dam
hail
puck
pucking hail
eff
effing
mofo
assclown

and you should know about this assclown we all know and love who drops in the lounge now and then. his name is River Otter. I call him muffin top. others call him other stuff. but he's from Chattanooga and adorable.
 
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