OK we've had rabbits then every wild animal made they're homes in my backyard. In fact we had an uncontrollable rat problem where they eventually got into my attic. We were terrified all winter but once I threw rat poison in there the population diminished

Then of course we had horse flies...had to keep all the windows open. we were bundled up in coats until they were gone.
Another time we got 2 baby ducks for easter. When I laid out in the backyard they're hop up on me and come right up to my face. I fell madly in love

with them. I kept them in a huge dog crate on the back proch until they outgrew it. Then we made a pen for them outdoors but didn't get the top on soon enough. Sadly my neighbors cats (she swore they were strays but ummmm, if your feeding them,
they're yours) After Mrs Ducky was severely attacked and several hundred $$$ later we felt it would be better to bring them out to a farm.

They practically had to carry me out as I was hysterically crying. (Vistors were looking at me in horror, LOL) They were lost in a sea of ducks and I thought they would pick on Mrs ducky because she had only 1 eye. So I changed my mind and begged to get Mr & Mrs Ducky back but they were way out in the lake and we weren't able to tell who was who.

I learned my lesson, dogs only! I can get fresh farm eggs when I have the $$$ to burn on gas to ride out to get some. For right now we buy organic from the market.
P.S. Mango I enjoyed your stories!!!!