Once I get out of this teeny condo into a real house with a ginornous bathtub, I plan to abuse some bath salts, big time. Just sayin'. . . ;-)

Once I get out of this teeny condo into a real house with a ginornous bathtub, I plan to abuse some bath salts, big time. Just sayin'. . . ;-)
I'm right there with you sister! Well, not like, IN the tub with you, just the general sentiment... I have severe tub envy. My poor bath salts, they are just sitting lonely and unused on a shelf, because I refuse to take a bath in a crummy, too-narrow and too-shallow, PLASTIC tub. Blech.
"One day my tub will come... la la lalalala"
Gurl, I was all like" oh, no. You are not taking my Epsom salts," when I first heard this.![]()

You are so dumb. You are really dumb - for real - if you think you can stop me from taking your Epsom salts. I'm climbin' in your window, gurl.
YouTube - BED INTRUDER SONG!!! (now on iTunes)



Hide yo wife, hide yo kids, hide yo Epsom salts, cuz they're comin for them.![]()


Attorney General Pam Bondi issued an emergency order Wednesday afternoon, making it a felony to sell or possess the salts.