Imagine my surprise, this morning, as I read an article on the web about Kim Jong Il passing on the leadership of North Korea. I always thought it would be his pudgy kid, Kim Jong Un.
But nooooooooooooo! Up there on the balcony was our beloved Biff in all his splendor with a heavenly light shining down upon him. From the looks of it, poor ol' Kim Jong looks a little peaved that their new leader, Biff, is showing any kind of emotion at all.
When asked about being passed up as the leader of North Korea, the oldest son of Kim Jong Il, Kim Jong Nam, who chooses to live in China and Macau stated for the record "Who doesn't love the Biffer? I mean come on...he's the bomb! Oh...the stories I could tell about the crazy parties we use to have and all the smokin' beeatches that Biff used to bring around...WHEW!!!! Mark my words...Pyongyang will be the new party central within a year. People will want to defect TO North Korea if Biff stays in charge!"
But nooooooooooooo! Up there on the balcony was our beloved Biff in all his splendor with a heavenly light shining down upon him. From the looks of it, poor ol' Kim Jong looks a little peaved that their new leader, Biff, is showing any kind of emotion at all.
When asked about being passed up as the leader of North Korea, the oldest son of Kim Jong Il, Kim Jong Nam, who chooses to live in China and Macau stated for the record "Who doesn't love the Biffer? I mean come on...he's the bomb! Oh...the stories I could tell about the crazy parties we use to have and all the smokin' beeatches that Biff used to bring around...WHEW!!!! Mark my words...Pyongyang will be the new party central within a year. People will want to defect TO North Korea if Biff stays in charge!"
