Bikers - use the BIKE path!

[NoHall]

Tootsie, I acknowledge that being on the road is dangerous, but that is just a risk that I will take. I take a risk of being killed everytime I get in my car. If we live in fear, we don't live at all. When I die, I want to know that I have lived.

Last time I went to the dentist, the Nazi hygenist told me that not flossing was going to take 5 years off my life. (I usually floss, but I didn't bother that morning, since I was paying her $75 to clean them. That's like cleaning up for the maid.)

I told her that it was a relief to hear her say that--I don't have to worry about being hit by a truck and killed if she's so sure that my nasty teeth are going to do me in...

(Was this a tangent? Oops...)

 

[Smiling JOe]

i agree...but i don't want some drunk idiot tourist on 30-a to be the way i go out...ill take the path...

I might not "live" so much if I had responibilites such as being a husband and a parent. ;-)

 

[Teresa]

Uncle Timmy, just got home via Hwy 98 and noticed that the bike lane is tiny and so from now on you are not allowed to ride on 98 because its too dangerous. you hear me you little bat turd?

 

[Smiling JOe]

Uncle Timmy, just got home via Hwy 98 and noticed that the bike lane is tiny and so from now on you are not allowed to ride on 98 because its too dangerous. you hear me you little bat turd?

That is what I've been saying.

 

[NoHall]

Uncle Timmy, just got home via Hwy 98 and noticed that the bike lane is tiny and so from now on you are not allowed to ride on 98 because its too dangerous. you hear me you little bat turd?

I love you. I mean that.

 

[Uncle Timmy]

Uncle Timmy, just got home via Hwy 98 and noticed that the bike lane is tiny and so from now on you are not allowed to ride on 98 because its too dangerous. you hear me you little bat turd?

What? It is plenty big, unless someone's a$$ is over 3' wide......

 

[Teresa]

you are still not allowed. they don't call it bloody 98 for nuttin' honey.

 

[Teresa]

for all you riders...

going on a naked bike ride video.. Portland. 2006. warning: contains nekkid people on bikes.

 

[NoHall]

for all you riders...

going on a naked bike ride video.. Portland. 2006. warning: contains nekkid people on bikes.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-WePONvhm-Q

OMBs+ bike chain= embarrassing (em bare a$$ ing?) injury.

 

[Teresa]

OMBs+ bike chain= embarrassing (em bare a$$ ing?) injury.

very good observation. OMBs and bike chains definitely do not work well together.

is it me or does every thread have a dang fine reason to bring up OMBs?