I haven't been in the lounge for a little while because I had some brain surgery. So, let me catch up.
When the neurosurgeon opened my skull, he said it smelled like dirty diapers inside. But, I assured him it was just a brain fart. He said my brain had flip over on it's back like a turtle.
With that corrected, I intend to start a medical clinic that offers a 12 step program to become an alcoholic. You'll start with lite beer and by the end of the program, you'll be straining Sterno thru bread. Gift certificates for the program will be available, but I will offer it for free to the wenches to serve as a substitute addiction for Sowal.com.
I did recently receive a very prestigious International award from the Society of PhDs (pervs, hoes, and deviates). It's called the Freaky Deaky Award. It's for my scientific work on enhancing your love life thru bondage and waterboarding. I'm hoping for a Lifetime Achievement Award and a $100,000 scholarship from Barely Legal Magazine for my current work on how to stop the nagging with duct tape and tasers.
One final item. It's probably just a rumor, but does anyone know which of our fellow Sowallers was arrested around Thanksgiving for abusing a turkey neck?
O.K. that's all for now. Aren't you glad I'm back?
When the neurosurgeon opened my skull, he said it smelled like dirty diapers inside. But, I assured him it was just a brain fart. He said my brain had flip over on it's back like a turtle.
With that corrected, I intend to start a medical clinic that offers a 12 step program to become an alcoholic. You'll start with lite beer and by the end of the program, you'll be straining Sterno thru bread. Gift certificates for the program will be available, but I will offer it for free to the wenches to serve as a substitute addiction for Sowal.com.
I did recently receive a very prestigious International award from the Society of PhDs (pervs, hoes, and deviates). It's called the Freaky Deaky Award. It's for my scientific work on enhancing your love life thru bondage and waterboarding. I'm hoping for a Lifetime Achievement Award and a $100,000 scholarship from Barely Legal Magazine for my current work on how to stop the nagging with duct tape and tasers.
One final item. It's probably just a rumor, but does anyone know which of our fellow Sowallers was arrested around Thanksgiving for abusing a turkey neck?
O.K. that's all for now. Aren't you glad I'm back?
...welcome back.
That's what I'd like to know too.
